Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

¡It's "Vaya con Dios", guey!

Spanish is one of the easiest languages to learn for an English speaker, and he can't get that right for three words.

And even if you cant speak spanish, who the hell sees someone they think is hispanic based solely on appearance and decides to immidiately start oinking in broken spanish at them? From the looks of it the guy doesnt even have a hispanic name or accent so he could be bulgarian american for all anybody knows.

Its like if I saw some guy with vaguely narrow eyes and randomly started burbling mangled japanese phrases I heard in an anime at his increasingly confused peruvian ass

 

[Red Frida]

You have silenced yourself, little brother child.

At some point in the future you will probably stop tweeting, and I am claiming credit for that today, stalker child.

 

[Maude Snew]

Fatrick and Seagal have a lot of similarities.
Only big difference?

Wrong as always, stalker child. You forgot that one of them gets paid to be fat and greasy and out of breath while the other Does It For Free™

While we were shitposting on the internet, he was studying the blade.

This blade. It turns out it was Fat Rick who traumatized Daddy Cum Cannon all those years ago. Shane Nokes: Origins coming this winter to a streaming service near you in Marvel phase who still gives a fuck.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I miss the merry antics of Daddy Cum Cannon. Definitely one of the best of Pat's reply guys.

 

[AprilRains]

And even if you cant speak spanish, who the hell sees someone they think is hispanic based solely on appearance and decides to immidiately start oinking in broken spanish at them?

I hadn't clocked that he was responding to someone swarthier than he. What a racist asshole. A childhood in the sun has darkened my skin considerably, and I have a lot more Spanish than he does, but that doesn't make me Hispanic (or, as he probably puts it, "Mexican").

 

[NaggotFigger]

New Patposting. Rick tries to sound extremely intelligent, attempt infinite. This also includes politisperging.

No honeyed tooth baby piglet, Leslie has blow your ass multiple times, and you're still crying about her. Wait for the knock, stalker.

Again, this is rich coming from the same fat faggot with bitch tits that got arrested for making death threats toward his ex-wife, PCJ and his unborn daughter

Rick uses his big brain to assume the third option is real, seething over the fact that actual Haitian nigger immigrants are eating pets and attacking innocent pedestrians or citizens.
TDS is what traitors call patriotism, sweetie.

Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. My English will always be comprehensible, and your criminal cyberstalking cult to my innocent family will end here. Wait for the knock, and enjoy prison, stalker child.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I hadn't clocked that he was responding to someone swarthier than he. What a racist asshole. A childhood in the sun has darkened my skin considerably, and I have a lot more Spanish than he does, but that doesn't make me Hispanic (or, as he probably puts it, "Mexican").

Too air raise oon a pootuh.

 

[OffTopic]

It's important to remember that, while Rick claims he's being stalked by psychopathic Nazi terrorists, these are the kind of people screwing around with him. Middle-aged dads crank-tweeting while on the shitter at work.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

>be me
>a pig
>see a guy who looks vaguely hispanic
>immidiately start xeeting in taco bell speak

This oddball (no, not Pat, the other one) is named Will Shadrick. He calls himself Lieutenant Dan and says God told him to buy a boat and ride out the storm. There is a fundraiser to get him a better boat (they've raised ~$21,000 out of $25,000 as of this post). Despite being somewhat nuts and seeming like he's angling for the title "King of the Florida Men," he's an infinitely cooler (and thinner) man than Rick will ever be.

 

[Baco Tell]

He’s a faggot, too, but idk if that impacts sleep.

It definitely impacts his asshole, which might affect his sleep.

 

[Judge Holden]

It's important to remember that, while Rick claims he's being stalked by psychopathic Nazi terrorists, these are the kind of people screwing around with him. Middle-aged dads crank-tweeting while on the shitter at work.

How the pig sees patposting...

How the patposter sees patposting...

 

[Dean Pentel]

I think Steven Seagal could make a movie of Ricks version of events. A successful, highly intelligent, world famous author sends one tweet and gets dogpiled by a gang of criminal sociopaths, the police and FBI won't help so it's up to him to take them down single handed. This is how I imagine the final showdown between Rick and Dan Mullen goes

Seagal stars in movies that I'm 100% sure could never have the makeup budget or personnel to make him look anywhere near as fat and pathetic as Rick. There's no way the audience would suspend disbelief enough to go with it. It'd be like hiring Nicky Rackets to play the lead role in a bio pic about Kevin Hart.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick finally explains his motivation for threatening to murder Adrienne, Jon, and Annabelle.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Baby child, you’re living in your delusion grandeur again. You’re mentally ill, stalker. Seek. Help. You. Will.


Piggy is as pissed off over the orange man as an agitated farm pig. Bye Felicia to tours!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

What does the word "former" mean, Patrick?

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Patrick finally explains his motivation for threatening to murder Adrienne, Jon, and Annabelle.
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But the pests still keep hurting you, Pat.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

What does the word "former" mean, Patrick?

Formers are those people in fields who make artisanal meats in competition with him.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

But the pests still keep hurting you, Pat.

Who hurt you first, Pat? Was it your rodeo clown father or your special ed mom?

 

[Judge Holden]

But the pests still keep hurting you, Pat.

The fact he obsessively clings to the fantasy that the empty threats, rage-oinks, and promises of prison he shrieks in the direction of at the patposters is in actuality hurting them far more than the patposters hurt him is one of the many perennial mysteries of the pig that leaves me straight up flabbergasted at how fucking stupid he is.

Like....how could he not fucking see how much both us in the backrooms here and those directly pig-poking him on xitter and beyond are fucking shitting ourselves laughing every time he flails and bellows his latest tirade into the cackling void?!

Does he not realise how little time and effort needs to be invested to laugh about him with the e-homies or to call him fat on social media?!

Can he not feel how much physical and mental stress he is inflicting upon himself by responding to each and every troll that prods him with the exact fucking response they actively want him to provide?!

As I have said so many times before, he could just stop. Literally just stop inflicting pain upon himself in order to entertain us. That is objectively the worst thing he could do to hurt us. He could still be a fat fucking faggot with bitch tits and the shittest father in the midwest to his lard encrusted heart's content, he could still oink about orange man to try and go viral on social media...just stop feeding the fucking trolls and his quality of life skyrockets.

But he wont. Because he is so fucking pig headed in every conceivable sense of the term, and so smugly assured of his own specialness and how he is totally owning da trolls by feeding them, and so narcissistic that he refuses to "admit defeat" by ceasing his retarded crusade that he will not even consider this most basic fucking solution to his problems.

 

[Something Awful]

His cope about that is how they've tried ignoring the trolls and it doesn't work, except they literally never have. Even when he was banned from Twitter, he kept posting as cat Robert Mewler. He's so mentally ill.

There's no way the audience would suspend disbelief enough to go with it.

They're both fat and retarded, it works.