Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[TurboNAS]

Would love a level with a Milwaukee map so you can play as Rick ducking through alleyways as Hooligans burns.

Shoot all Bernell Tramells onsite, then switch weapons to your meat grinder when wild niglets appear.

A real Patrick Doom map would be a single room with a ton of imps outside (the stalker children). No pistol, only your phone with a steady chiming from the Twitter app.

You hit the fire button and your fat fingers hammer out “your life is already over, enjoy prison stalker child”.

You can never leave the room and all you hear is that imp grumbling noise in the distance. No matter how many stalkers you child, there’s more out there.

 

[AnOminous]

Predictably, without the constant attention of the pests, he started lashing out and picking fights left and right on twitter. Basically proving he thrives on any attention he gets on social media, good or bad. And left to his own devices, he feels empowered to be even more of an asshole online.

Every single pest and Kiwi could get bored of Rick tomorrow and he'd create a whole new batch of enemies a week later by being such a gargantuan prick to everyone he interacts with in any way.

The only true victory conditions that are acceptable on his terms are for the whole internet to become so tightly censored and stripped of anonymity and controlled by an authoritarian government of his preference that allows him to immediately waddle off to a literal Stasi type agency whenever someone calls him fat or gay and have them arrested and imprisoned without trial for stalkerthink along with any he decides to be in league with them.

The thing is, no government that acted like that and had the power to enforce it would put up with Rick's own assholery. At some point he'd mouth off to the wrong apparatchik and it wouldn't be a SWATting, he'd just disappear in the middle of the night never to be seen again.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Every single pest and Kiwi could get bored of Rick tomorrow and he'd create a whole new batch of enemies a week later by being such a gargantuan prick to everyone he interacts with in any way.

This "man" has created more enemies than he (or anyone) can count (had to add "or anyone" because Rick can maybe count to 5) - the thing is, in most every case, you do not have to deal with Rick, or deal with him long, and you just ignore him.

 

[Post Reply]

Does Patrick have yet another podcast beef that I somehow missed?

 

[bortherman]

Does Patrick have yet another podcast beef that I somehow missed?
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Pat did his podcast and was all buddy buddy because he let Pat spew his victim bullshit.
Then Javier dared to interview Dan and Quasi after Pat explicitly told him not to.
Javier whose life is now over, is now awaiting the knock/bracing for impact/soon to be enjoying prison

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

Does Patrick have yet another podcast beef that I somehow missed?
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[Judge Holden]

Oh to be a fly in the room when pig man attempts a citizens arrest on an unsuspecting member of the upstanding wop community who made the mistake of hiring his airBNB for the weekend and taking an unlicensed shit while the pig was lurking within the shower to collect photo evidence on a suspected stalkerchild

Also pig man accusing others of paranoia is just astonishing

EDIT: oh fuck no he's turning welsh...

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Every single pest and Kiwi could get bored of Rick tomorrow and he'd create a whole new batch of enemies a week later by being such a gargantuan prick to everyone he interacts with in any way.

The pests are a rare breed.

People who will be going "good riddance" to a post announcing The Fatprick being true billed over self swatting will far exceed the pests number. For the most part people Patrick pisses off will put him on block or ignore and move on. Few will 'become an enemy'. And it is rare for a person to keep up with someone who's blocked them, The example of these 'ignore and move on' would be the author from the spaghetti incident. That author still considers Patrick a Fatprick but won't bother saying much about The Fatprick on the day to day. But the right opening - he's right there with 'Christ, what an asshole!'.

The thing is The Fatprick thinks when the people put him on block or stop responding means he's won VS the people voting with their feet and getting away from a Fatprick. So he keeps being The Fatprick thinking this is a winning move.

 

[AprilRains]

The thing is The Fatprick thinks when the people put him on block or stop responding means he's won VS the people voting with their feet and getting away from a Fatprick. So he keeps being The Fatprick thinking this is a winning move.

Exactly so. It's very much like the way he "wins" physical confrontations by being part of a crowd and then picking fights with people who want nothing to do with him (like that business where he wore a pathetic pink shirt and got aggro on someone until his fellow dorks ushered him away). He thinks he won because no one bothered punching him in his deserving, greasy face.

I notice he doesn't go one on one with guys like Big Dick Andrew. He even called for an escort out of a courtroom because Dan Mullen was there. At some level, he knows how that would go for him.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

The one time Patrick got a laugh out of me, and it was almost because of what he said and not because he's a retard, was when someone was talking about how fucking crazy he is and his response was simply "Rent free, child." It defied everything I knew about Pat in that moment. If he could be this succinct and funny more often he wouldn't be pat. It was a rare 1/1000 pat tweet that made me chuckle for what it was, not because it showed anything about how 1.2 retarded he is.

Still the irony is not lost on me for that tweet given at this point the pests have set up a mom and pop BnB and are selling cute handmade sweaters for no rent in his swollen head.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Pats next book should be How to Make Friends and Influence People...in SPACE!
He's obviously an authority on the subject...

Seriously, though, Patposters are born aplenty, every day, and it's never not funny.

 

[FinnSven]

Exactly so. It's very much like the way he "wins" physical confrontations by being part of a crowd and then picking fights with people who want nothing to do with him (like that business where he wore a pathetic pink shirt and got aggro on someone until his fellow dorks ushered him away). He thinks he won because no one bothered punching him in his deserving, greasy face.

I notice he doesn't go one on one with guys like Big Dick Andrew. He even called for an escort out of a courtroom because Dan Mullen was there. At some level, he knows how that would go for him.

As far as I am aware, Dan Mullen is not an especially big or threatening guy.

Combined with the fact that a courthouse is probably a terrible place to assault someone, only slightly less than a police station.

I hope he is ashamed of himself.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Combined with the fact that a courthouse is probably a terrible place to assault someone, only slightly less than a police station.

It’s even funnier when Rick insists the bailiff was for Dan’s protection because Rick, you know, would have assaulted him in front of cops and court alike.

 

[FinnSven]

It’s even funnier when Rick insists the bailiff was for Dan’s protection because Rick, you know, would have assaulted him in front of cops and court alike.

It’s a real shame that Pat didn’t run up to Dan, make an ineffective swing, only to be tackled by cops and bailiffs.

And then start crying.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It’s a real shame that Pat didn’t run up to Dan, make an ineffective swing, only to be tackled by cops and bailiffs.

And then start crying.

I'd like to picture him a setting similar to Night Court and having Roz and Bull tackle him to the ground. Dan and him would fit right in with the cast of characters.

 

[OffTopic]

Javier whose life is now over, is now awaiting the knock/bracing for impact/soon to be enjoying prison

Not so.

https://youtu.be/e_gqDYooNac

At the 15 min. mark, Stinky and Rick aping as sociology professors describing the Pests like they're some cursed tribe of digital troglodytes from Bone Tomahawk always rearranges my ribs.
Nothing they said is wrong.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

How I imagine it would be to sit next to Patrick in the court room

 

[AprilRains]

I'd like to picture him a setting similar to Night Court and having Roz and Bull tackle him to the ground. Dan and him would fit right in with the cast of characters.

Maybe John Larroquette could put on a fat suit and play Fatrick. He could convey the empty pomposity of the man.

 

[Something Awful]

Unsated with stalker children, Rick is now randomly prisoning some AI photo editor. The charge? Crimes against humanity.

 

[Maude Snew]

he'd just disappear in the middle of the night never to be seen again.

The trajectory he's on that might still happen only he's dangerously close to disappearing up his own ass, which is coincidentally the only place big enough to hold him. Because he's fat.

As far as I am aware, Dan Mullen is not an especially big or threatening guy.

Not so! I'll have you know he owns five sinks. You don't get to just own five sinks, you have to be a powerful and feared man for that.

Crimes against humanity.

It offends him and is thus a crime against a huge manatee, he just made a typo.