Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[glioblastoma multiforme]

I honestly hope for a return to a time when getting even a small single tattoo on a woman is cause to bar her from professional jobs like nursing, doctor, flight attendant, and especially TEACHING.

What is it about tattoos that affects ability to perform those jobs? They're completely irrelevant.

In some schools teachers, male or female, are required to cover their tattoos.

The difference here is that we are discussing modelling, where how you look is extremely important. Though it has already been mentioned ITT that Tess is known for her tattoos and its her behaviour that stops her from getting jobs.

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

I have CZ muted, how's his tattoo rant this time around, any good?

Standard mouth-foaming CZ rant. Just needed 'I like clean-cut wimmin' to get her the full bingo.

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Thread tax: my god, it takes a special kind of person to make Chantal Sarault look like a skinny legend, but Tess just might be that person. Holy cow. That new hand tattoo is possibly the ugliest yet, as well.

 

[NoReturn]

Tess creeping on younger women

Spoiler: Spoilered because it's a video Tess took of strangers and she's not in it

More carpool-lane Tessy

Tess looking exactly Marissa Matthews

Spoiler: See what I mean?

 

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Tess looking exactly Marissa Matthews
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Tess is looking like an absolute unit. She's obviously struggleen with mobility at her planetary status, she can hardly pose even for a few seconds.

This is the worst I have ever seen her look.

 

[Barbarella]

Please tell me she put a jewel on her tooth.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

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Either that or she’s so broke she’s buying braces on an installment plan.

 

[Dax Rambo]

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She did. It's a Playboy Bunny jewel.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She’s gained a lot this past year.

Not a clue what’s going on in her life right now but I suspect a lot of narc injury is involved.

Her take s on things are increasingly smug, snappy and reactive.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Her take s on things are increasingly smug, snappy and reactive.

She used to be able to almost cover her hostility with her fake sassiness, but lately she just seems angry.

She's obviously struggleen with mobility at her planetary status, she can hardly pose even for a few seconds.

She looks like she's having trouble standing in that posing video. The shoes are as comfortable as she can find, but she looks like she's in pain.

 

[The Hardest R]

She’s gained a lot this past year.

Not a clue what’s going on in her life right now but I suspect a lot of narc injury is involved.

Her take s on things are increasingly smug, snappy and reactive.

She’s had to move out of her apartment and has kept it low key, which means she definitely had to downgrade her lifestyle. Her Italy trip didn’t go well for her based on her comments afterwards. Bowie has to go to a private school for undisclosed reasons. Absolutely no modeling gigs whatsoever.

She’s experienced a lot of setbacks this year and it’s the last year she will still be in her 30s. Her 40s are going to be absolutely brutal for her and despite her delusions, knows it and is getting sad, mad, and desperate.

 

[NoReturn]

New nails Tessy

 

[Angry New Ager]

She’s had to move out of her apartment and has kept it low key, which means she definitely had to downgrade her lifestyle.

Where did you see/read/hear this?

 

[Gay Mouth]

New nails Tessy
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First time I've seen her hand tattoo clearly... IT LOOKS LIKE A HAIRY VEINY BALLSACK with a Batman "POW" collision bubble

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Hand tattoos are notorious for aging badly and just looking shitty. At one time, I met an artist who just refused to do them.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Hand tattoos are notorious for aging badly and just looking shitty.

I imagine the same probably applies to foot tattoos. Any part of the body where the skin is directly on top of the bone (rather than having muscle between the two, like on the calf) will get saggy and wrinkly over time. Aftercare is extremely important with hand/foot tattoos because those parts of your body rub up against things more often. I saw a post years back of a woman who'd gotten a lightsaber on the inside of one of her fingers. She didn't follow the artist's instructions and it was almost completely worn off a week later.

 

[NoReturn]

It occurs to me that Tess is doing that Baby Boomer thing where she's spending all her money on herself. Do you think she has anything at all set aside for the kids?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

It occurs to me that Tess is doing that Baby Boomer thing where she's spending all her money on herself. Do you think she has anything at all set aside for the kids?
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All I'm going to say is I'm glad little dude got a haircut.

 

[Barbarella]

It occurs to me that Tess is doing that Baby Boomer thing where she's spending all her money on herself. Do you think she has anything at all set aside for the kids?
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I don’t think she has enough to set aside.

Her lash extensions are tangled, so much for best in the world.

Bowie is mighty cute but he is going to have problems with his good looks and no morality imparted by his mother.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

It occurs to me that Tess is doing that Baby Boomer thing where she's spending all her money on herself. Do you think she has anything at all set aside for the kids?

1st bit - I don't think that's a Baby Boomer thing. I think it's a classless butterbrained lardball thing, or a 'ain't got shit anyway coz poor' thing. Have quite a few boomer relatives and they don't do this shit. I'm still fighting with my boomer parents to get them to fucking spend their money on themselves and enjoy their golden years with vacations and excursions rather than squirreling shit away for an inheritance I don't want and will just pass down to my fucking spawn if forced to receive it.

2nd bit - NOPE. Rylee is already off into the wild blue yonder and never mentioned (wouldn't surprise me if he's cut ties). Bowie? He is a 'baby bald eagle' now because he has short hair - he's gettin' none of Tessy's money when she can get her nails did and her hair done up. He dun have the hair to spend her beautifying money on. Pfffff. Plus future? College? Real estate? Financial stability? Wazzat? lolz No, the siren song of Cheetos and the distant memory of Madonna Inn pink champagne cake must be answered first.

 

[NoReturn]

I'm still fighting with my boomer parents to get them to fucking spend their money on themselves and enjoy their golden years with vacations and excursions rather than squirreling shit away for an inheritance I don't want and will just pass down to my fucking spawn if forced to receive it.

That is a lovely problem to have and I'm glad you have the family you do. I hope you bully your parents into a vacation soon.

2nd bit - NOPE. Rylee is already off into the wild blue yonder and never mentioned (wouldn't surprise me if he's cut ties). Bowie? He is a 'baby bald eagle' now because he has short hair - he's gettin' none of Tessy's money when she can get her nails did and her hair done up. He dun have the hair to spend her beautifying money on. Pfffff. Plus future? College? Real estate? Financial stability? Wazzat? lolz No, the siren song of Cheetos and the distant memory of Madonna Inn pink champagne cake must be answered first.

Poor Bowie.