Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Raw said:
Emily changed her Tiktok username.

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Who's this little puffball of doom? This isn't the white and gray tabby cat that Amber was holding in her vlog. Could there be 4 CATS (and an overfed rat small dog) running around unsupervised while they yu(c)k it up at the hotel? That's a lot of pets to ignore, Ambo.

Hojicha said:
ugh, Amber, the coinslot is such a male idealized concept. She's not into "women" anyway, she wanted to fuck Ricky...Or Eric? I forget which. And all of her girlfriends have had to be the boy.
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Eric was the dude at the gaycare that she wanted to bang. In the past, she's also mentioned male celebrities that she's been sexually attracted to. I don't want to necro that horse just to beat it to death yet again (there's an entire thread in spergatory about it - https://kiwifarms.st/threads/is-amberlynn-really-lesbian.34934/ ), but despite Amber insisting that she's the most lesbian lesbian to ever... lesbian, her behaviour has always come across to me as bisexual at the very least. Or maybe there are no thoughts from that smooth brain, and all of this is just her regurgitating what she's heard from others or seen in porn or something.

cascadeplatinum said:
She was suggesting her puss was so tiny in a drunk live, that it is a flat little coin slot that doesn’t even have a labia minora - I guess she doesn’t know about them because you have to get like elbow deep into this seeping, frontal baboon ass to get to where they would anatomically be and she can’t feel them when she uses her shit wiping/sex toy wand.
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The harsh reality is that Amber's entire body has been distorted beyond recognition due to her fat - including all of the structures of the vulva. I mean, bitch is getting fat storing on the soles of her FEET. At that point, you know that *every* structure has been stretched out and filled in. Plus, Amber has no clue what her genitalia - or likely any other woman's genitalia - actually look like. She tagged along on one of Destiny's doctor appointments and didn't recognize the model of the female reproductive system on the desk of the doctor's office. I'd doubt she's actually seen it in any context outside of lesbian porn (and that includes her 'gorlfriends'). It's not like she could even see her own, as it's covered by a 100+lb pannus. She'd need someone to help hold her pannus up, and then use a mirror on an extendable pole like the boarder/customs agents use to check the undercarriage of vehicles.
 
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I was watching a compilation video of Amber trying on clothes that will fit her once she “loses some weight” and I kept rewinding this part back because I couldn’t make sense of what I was seeing.
I tweaked the brightness etc so I could see it better but god DAMN her fupa swings low.
Emily must use a scuba mask and rest it on top of her head if she ever dares to venture down there.
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Just shows you what a lazy fat retard Amber actually is, the amount of yt faggots who have made merch of her quotes and famous molments shows that there are idiots willing to throw money at it, if only Gorliepawp could put the diet coke and airfyer pork chops down long enough to make it *herself*. After all, Amber seems to think that she's hilarious and the haydurs just don't see it so she won't have a problem poking fun at herself... right?
 
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w4vy_gr4vy said:
Just shows you what a lazy fat retard Amber actually is, the amount of yt faggots who have made merch of her quotes and famous molments shows that there are idiots willing to throw money at it, if only Gorliepawp could put the diet coke and airfyer pork chops down long enough to make it *herself*. After all, Amber seems to think that she's hilarious and the haydurs just don't see it so she won't have a problem poking fun at herself... right?
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I’m pretty sure she once considered having merch herself but it was so basic and laughable that people gave her an immense amount of shit for it, so she changed her mind lol
 
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Oh yeh, I forgot about the boring basic bitch "minimalist" stuff she tried to shill for about thirty seconds. She could probably find someone with half an imagination on Fiverr or somewhere to knock something up but, again, that involves spending money on something that isn't Amazon hauls or containers to empty other containers into.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
I was watching a compilation video of Amber trying on clothes that will fit her once she “loses some weight” and I kept rewinding this part back because I couldn’t make sense of what I was seeing.
I tweaked the brightness etc so I could see it better but god DAMN her fupa swings low.
Emily must use a scuba mask and rest it on top of her head if she ever dares to venture down there.
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The size of her gunt is truly shocking ... it's easy to forget how huge it is when she so often shows only the tip of the fatburg, from her moonface up.

It's literally halfway to her fat-engulfed, screaming knees.

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The size of her gunt is truly shocking ... it's easy to forget how huge it is when she so often shows only the tip of the fatburg, from her moonface up.

It's literally halfway to her fat-engulfed, screaming knees.

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Remember when she blamed her lymphedema for her camel hump? She claimed it wasn't there before and was just a little swelling that would go away? I can't remember which try on haul she did that in but I remember there being sweaters, not sweater dresses, that were really short on her in gaycare. Those were totally going to fit when she "unswelled" herself.
 
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w4vy_gr4vy said:
Oh yeh, I forgot about the boring basic bitch "minimalist" stuff she tried to shill for about thirty seconds. She could probably find someone with half an imagination on Fiverr or somewhere to knock something up but, again, that involves spending money on something that isn't Amazon hauls or containers to empty other containers into.
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she despises people who watch her and the whole youtube thing in general, and wants that to be known. even her merch is scraps from a dainty queen's table
 
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Oniichan's Big Toe said:
I’m pretty sure she once considered having merch herself but it was so basic and laughable that people gave her an immense amount of shit for it, so she changed her mind lol
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I believe that trash ass lazy "merch" is still for sale on her channel. There are a few things that say just "merch" & "dainty gorl"
 
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I remember the lead up to that merch drop. She said it took her so long and tons of effort. She said she really wanted to put out something she would wear, cause shes such a minimalistic gorl. Just ask Necky.

I do think it perfectly encapsulates her personality. Shallow garbage.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-11613679

Heres when the first merch dropped. Fun to go back and see kiwis reactions.
 
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