Am I misremembering or didn’t fat tell Javier his life and career were both over? I know he sperged at javi, I saw a couple recap shots in the last couple pages of him just bitching. but I’m pretty sure I remember him snapping his trotters and POOF javi’s podcast was gonna fade into irrelevancy for pandering to alt right bigots, and Pat was sorry but he couldn’t help javi anymore. Same thing he does to Leslie.
Yeah but have you even watched? He's interacted with plenty of randos who went from sympathetic to is there something wrong with you to pure FUCK YOU mode like Leslie Varney. He pisses off enormous numbers of people on a DAILY BASIS. And yes, most of them do just block this weird freak, but lots of them turn into patposters.
Rick thinks “there are two sides to every story” is a statement that implies the existence of parallel realities.
At this point there really isn't much distinction between "pests" and civilians. I've never heard a single episode of Opie and Anthony and while I consider Norm Macdonald to be a God who briefly graced humanity with his presence, I discovered Rick from something that had nothing to do with Norm and only heard about his stupid comment later. We come from many different backgrounds and have taken many different routes to get here, but we are all united by one thing: that we like laughing at a fat stupid loser from Wisconsin. He just has the uncanny ability to make people hate him wherever he goes.
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The hearing was actually Dan petitioning for a restraining order against Pat, child.
Big Lenny, who had crossovers into the Fatrick universe by insulting this fat tub of lard, has unfortunately passed away. Now while he isn't black, he definitely looks black, so Tomlinson watchers will have to be on the lookout to see if he risks the hurricanes to go down to Florida and harvest more pepperoni
Wrong in every regard, child stalker.
That must be why he mistypes so much. He isn't fat-fingering the keyboard he's fat-flippering it.
How does hurting them prevent them from hurting you again?
It'd go like that one video where he was childing cops and either tried to take a swing at one of them or tried to unrestrain himself while lunging forward (couldn't clearly see what it was) and all the cops did was just restrain him a bit harder because he's so fat and pathetic that he registers as such a small threat to the atalker cops that he's not even worth tackling. I've seen videos of jaywalking grannies getting tackled and tazed by American cops while they're all yelling "ON DA GROYUND ON DA GROYUND ON DA GROYUND!" in unison and Fatrick is considered less of a threat than them.
Lady cop done buck broke that fat boy on his own front porch
