Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DSP for president 2032]

@House Cat Amazing work on your project! I do think you could go farther back in time if you include futa and futanari as key topics. At some point, I think a Vic Mignagna enjoyer superchatted him the infamous "do you prefer your futa with or without balls" question, which Nick would go on to ask a bunch of his guests, including Kyle Rittenhouse.

Nick kept this as a staple question of his streams for some time. I hypothesize that he was pushed into his midlife crisis through FOMO after observing the hook-up and weird porn culture of the anime scene that Mignogna exposed him to. (Mignogna was famously sued for trying to bang twins at a con)

 

[Sheryl Nome]

If nick pleas he's buck broken.

 

[LovisXVI]

So is this nigger ever going to stream again? Did he quit the internet after the Judge DENIED him?

No, it is because the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil DENIED his right to stream, and he won't stream until he gets the go-ahead from us.

 

[Soapmore]

But why do it here?? It would be trivial to insert yourself into Nick’s meltdown, especially in Faran and Cynthia’s position. Why does it have to be here, where nobody’s really supposed to know who you are?

Because like it or not, when compared to the likes of Nick Rekieta, Dick Masterson (aka Juju the cow who likes to dress as a cow and get fucked in the ass), Vito , Robert Barnes and that pedo freak with the onions in his name, YOU FETID ARMY OF GLORIOUS MISCREANTS are now the Kool Kids™ on the block. At the very least, the comparatively sane ones.

In other words, why twist and froog on Nick's stream for the likes of Still-Life, when you can elicit accolades from genuine brains over here?

Thus ends my flagrant stroking of egos.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick dropped the price to 425,000 a few days ago, but I didn't notice anyone mention it ITT.

Lmao he's desperate. He must be at about zero on money that isn't completely controlled by his parents who are tard wrangling him.

Without Superchats the Balldo Fund is draining faster than the light from his offspring’s eyes. Can the KKK hold his leash longer than Nick can hold on to his bag? Find out next week on Dragon Balldo Z!
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Does it make anyone else bust out laughing every time you see Nick this mad? I mean, look how mad he is! It's hilarious!

I mean just look at this face. Look how mad he is!

 

[not william stenchever]

I mean just look at this face. Look how mad he is!

That's why you gotta squish that cat cuck.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Lmao he's desperate. He must be at about zero on money that isn't completely controlled by his parents who are tard wrangling him.

I predict that eventually he will reconsider that 350K offer. Lol

You know what else would be funny? If he actually had some serious buyers about ready to make an offer, but then they reconsidered at the last minute because he's such an insufferable prick to deal with in any kind of business transaction.

 

[AnOminous]

Look at the anger practically tattooed on this faggot's face.

Also Nick, if you're still reading this, we haven't given you permission to stream. You just have to be a pathetic reply guy and superchat other people. That's all you're allowed to do. That's the command from the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I predict that eventually he will reconsider that 350K offer. Lol

You know what else would be funny? If he actually had some serious buyers about ready to make an offer, but then they reconsidered at the last minute because he's such an insufferable prick to deal with in any kind of business transaction.

I disagree. He's only a motivated seller for a limited time.

Remember, his Rumble contract extension which DEFINITELY exists is going to be expiring soon.

I think he'll be able to negotiate a massive raise.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Look at the anger practically tattooed on this faggot's face.
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THESE DAMN KIWI PRUDES!

they are embarrassing me!

 

[SiggerNlayer]

Look at the anger practically tattooed on this faggot's face.
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Also Nick, if you're still reading this, we haven't given you permission to stream. You just have to be a pathetic reply guy and superchat other people. That's all you're allowed to do. That's the command from the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil.

I concur

Nicholas,
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO STREAM

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

The timeline post has pushed me a few clips I hadn’t seen before, including the worst day ever one.

Unless the truth comes out one day, I’m forced to think it’s the day Nick realised he'd suck cock by choice (he could be gay).

Reason I say this, is an old and very good friend of mine’s a gay, and I asked him once how he knew or when he knew he was gay because he’d had girlfriends and was in his late 20s on the other side of the world when he came out.

Without any prompt to give it any negative spin he said it was the worst day of his life, realising he was gay. It just occurred to him when he was out clubbing.

It’s the one and only time I’ve heard someone use that turn of phrase before Nick.

So yeh. Means he is gay.

 

[not william stenchever]

Without any prompt to give it any negative spin he said it was the worst day of his life, realising he was gay. It just occurred to him when he was out clubbing.

It’s the one and only time I’ve heard someone use that turn of phrase before Nick.

So yeh. Means he is gay.

Nick taking so many club drugs that it turned him permanently gay brained is a theory that has been floating about ever since he talked about taking MDMA.

 

[RotPockets]

Does it make anyone else bust out laughing every time you see Nick this mad? I mean, look how mad he is! It's hilarious!

I mean just look at this face. Look how mad he is!

That stream is a goldmine. I had to stop taking screenshots because it was producing too many to use.

 

[Tablet County]

@TherapyMan is right. They just can't post and be normal without causing a scene. This has to be the third cycle of this happening.

I sense a thread looming on the horizon.

 

[Sharpeteer]

So is this nigger ever going to stream again? Did he quit the internet after the Judge DENIED him?

Well the KKK denied him the right to stream, and I personally don't see that changing anytime soon. To get approval he'd have to submit a request to upper management, and they'd have to sign off on it. I'd guess they'd either straight deny the request, or put him through a bunch of corporate bureaucratic layers just to get him to go away.

But unfortunately, he did not quit the internet. He's been demoted to reply-guy and pedo-paypig.

That stream is a goldmine. I had to stop taking screenshots because it was producing too many to use.

Watching/listening to this, all while knowing of the drugs and child abuse that would come, makes this a peak lolbertarian stream.

 

[AnOminous]

That stream is a goldmine. I had to stop taking screenshots because it was producing too many to use.

Those facial expressions are exquisite examples, perfect examples of what it means to cope and sneed.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Understood, I was there in Rekieta's Locals watching all that unfold with them, and you're right they showed a strange need to become the story. Like Nick, some people are bad at drawing boundaries. I just want to appeal to the side that gave us value and thank that part.

To be clear, I did not mean to call you out specifically. You were simply the latest post on topic to which I replied. Like you, I wished to acknowledge the good parts and express bafflement at the inability to focus on the positive feedback here and seek self-destructive ego-maniacal ends.

But why do it here?? It would be trivial to insert yourself into Nick’s meltdown, especially in Faran and Cynthia’s position. Why does it have to be here, where nobody’s really supposed to know who you are?

The answer most times is 'narcissism'.

Lmao he's desperate. He must be at about zero on money that isn't completely controlled by his parents who are tard wrangling him.

Does it make anyone else bust out laughing every time you see Nick this mad? I mean, look how mad he is! It's hilarious!

I mean just look at this face. Look how mad he is!

Does having Nick's name on the deed to house guarantee him the money from it's sale? More specifically, is it probable that the sale of the house is a gambit for him to gain temporary financial freedom from his parents, or is this a mistaken line of thought?

 

[Soapmore]

Does having Nick's name on the deed to house guarantee him the money from it's sale? More specifically, is it probable that the sale of the house is a gambit for him to gain temporary financial freedom from his parents, or is this a mistaken line of thought?

Honestly I don't know why Montegraph doesn't attach a lien to the house to get his judgment out of the home sale. Assuming that case was all in-state Minnesota and I think it was, I might be wrong. But what a sweet little dig that would be, if you were Montegraph, to force Nick to pay you out of the sale. You know Nick never intends to pay that small sum. He'd rather force another default judgment or pay pennies to string out Montegraph forever.

 

[AnOminous]

Does having Nick's name on the deed to house guarantee him the money from it's sale? More specifically, is it probable that the sale of the house is a gambit for him to gain temporary financial freedom from his parents, or is this a mistaken line of thought?

I doubt after DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED that Cuckieta is even allowed to make his own decisions any more.