Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
As for my last post, I apologized and made changes immediately. I followed the advice from other farmers and deleted my YouTube and Twitter to avoid seeking attention.
You were given poor advice. DFE is lolcow behaviour. With very few exceptions (and those relate mostly to causing harm to innocent bystanders) we let our mistakes stand around here. Our response to making them determines how we're regarded in the future and your response was a childish "I'm being criticised by people who didn't put in the effort and I wish I'd never made the chart now" rather than "I can see that now and I'll do better".

Rest assured that if unwarranted criticism is directed your way, the rest of us are more than capable of dealing with it.
 
I have something to report but I’m not quite sure what to make of it.

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Celeste has changed her Instagram profile picture to a photo of the Hollywood H from the event Nick attended. It has her and some other lady superimposed on it. It is also her new profile picture on Facebook. It's possible she attended the event with the throuple.
 
Does having Nick's name on the deed to house guarantee him the money from it's sale? More specifically, is it probable that the sale of the house is a gambit for him to gain temporary financial freedom from his parents, or is this a mistaken line of thought?
Nick was planning to sell the house before any of this latest shit blew up, which suggests that he was already hurting financially.

$400,000 won't go far between ongoing legal costs and the need to support eight people on a greatly reduced income. iirc, they took out a mortgage on their current house, too.

I don't see Nick being free of needing mummy and daddy's money any time soon.
 
I doubt Nick is fully in control of his decision, and he has only the tatters of an internet 'career' to save.
Yes, but he will attempt to save his career. He's invoking mental health and Christianity. It's Redemption 101.

He has a path.

Assuming that he covers for the 9 yo in a believable way, the Internet has forgiven worse. (I'm undecided about whether or not the throuple, if it continues, will fly.)

Recall that most of his Rittenhouse and Depp viewers tuned in briefly for Nick's commentary and humor. A fraction of those people became fans and stuck around to watch his descent.

Consider Emily. She now owns an adjacent space because she does not engage in Internet blood sports and covers entertainment. Her live viewers toggle between 5K on a boring weekly stream and 20-40K on a big trial day. IIRC, LawyerYouKnow was getting 20K live viewers for the Read case very recently. The point being, this is a growing sector.

Could future Nick behave himself and be the right-leaning answer to EDB? Could he cover gun cases and criminality that EDB (mostly) ignores? Realistically, probably not. He doesn't have the work ethic and is flirting with Melton on the side. But there is a path.

His strength was always lots of other lawyers as guests
It's a good point. Nick needs his enablers. There are very few left.
 
He has a path
To Hell perhaps.

Nick's problem is that he is a liar and a faggot. Few people will countenance his unearned redemption. Its even doubtful that it's even in the cards for his character and personality to attempt to change.

I'll always be for the redemptive power of God and Christ, but Nick is the type to just not drink from the oasis he's led to, but to shit in it.
 
Yes, but he will attempt to save his career.
What career? The only career he ever had was being a seemingly wholesome law guy.

Now he's just some weird freak with his testicles in a weird cuck cage called a Balldo. He's a degenerate, a drug addict, a weirdo, a child abuser, he's literally nothing anyone signed up for.
 
That stream is a goldmine. I had to stop taking screenshots because it was producing too many to use.

The best part is the rant starting at 09:32 where Nick repeatedly insists to the audience that he is in fact, a non practicing Lawyer.
That aside the whole Martyr complex he has here is absurd, no one is ever taking your bullshit to the supreme court Nick, your cases aren't that complicated and you're not that important.
 
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I disagree. He's only a motivated seller for a limited time.

Remember, his Rumble contract extension which DEFINITELY exists is going to be expiring soon.

I think he'll be able to negotiate a massive raise.
*Nick goes to Florida*

Nick: "Guys, I have another idea how to make Rumble better! I'm a social media expert!"

Rumble: "Oh God no. Who the hell let you in here?"

*Nick sits down and puts his feet up on a table."

Nick: "Okay, so I do a stream once a week, which I am fashionable late to, of course. I read week old news articles, and mug at the camera. Then I snort coke off April's ass. Then Coomalot comes over, and we buttfuck each other. Then I finish out the stream by calling Sean fat. For such quality entertainment, you only have to give me one million dollars per stream! How about it? Come on! Give me a contract!"

Rumble: "Bob, call security."

Nick: "YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING FUCK OFF!"
 
The point being, this is a growing sector.
This is actually one of Nick's major problems. He was successful at a time when there were very few other legal commentators streaming. Now there are many and a lot of them are more entertaining than Nick. He's not the big fish in a little pool anymore.

Old fans aren't looking to return to watching Nick and new people interested in the sector have plenty of other options.
 
Old fans aren't looking to return to watching Nick and new people interested in the sector have plenty of other options.
Also he's not even allowed to stream, since we have ordered him not to stream.

He can't even try to stream until we give him permission.

That is because he is a weak, submissive cuck who takes our orders.
 
If you delete your shit then our spergs like Balldo's Gate who joined after Pit Viper was banned from his other alt account will out tard you.
That's just bullshit, PVS was banned during the chudbuds hack. Balldo's Gate had issues with PVS in the past, like Ethan Ralph's plot of swampland that's worth a combined $3,000, they talked about in Sneed Chat. Are you telling me it was just an elaborate show for PVS to slowly decommission his account (yet again) and start posting under a new one, done prior to the chudbuds hack? He had two browser windows open and he was talking to himself? Done in anticipation that he'll get banned? And having both accounts posting to different threads? A guy that divested information to some dumb ethot about bourbon trips through DMs which I warned everyone about, was somehow smart enough to pull all that off without screwing up once? Does that make sense to you? Or what exactly are you trying to say, aside from still being butthurt over last year's "archive stuff" comment? Give your head a shake.
 
I have something to report but I’m not quite sure what to make of it.

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Celeste has changed her Instagram profile picture to a photo of the Hollywood H from the event Nick attended. It has her and some other lady superimposed on it. It is also her new profile picture on Facebook. It's possible she attended the event with the throuple.
Right, so Celeste is the one in the lower right based on the dress and hair and the other girl may be the one on the left. (So many bald men.)

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Then I wondered why Celeste is profiling this other woman. Nick's sister?
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Yes or no? There are years in between. I'm not good at this.
Himedall's soft doxx of Nick's sister.
Edit: The tattoo is an issue. It's probably not Nick's sister.
 
When you're new and there are no rules posted, you learn trial by fire.
Look Faran. The rules are pretty clear and if they're not already, you can just ask. There's been new users who post here that DMed me asking about rules. I'm saying all this as a Cynthia witposting enjoyer, I find them to be legitimately funny. Her description of Nick's responses as "prepubescence belligerence" is not only short and accurate, it even rhymes. I have not seen a more accurate combo, even the word "faggot" pales in comparison. I guess I'll need a Harvard degree to come up with something like that. I can tell you're not Cynthia because she doesn't swear.

It's now clear that there's always been some ulterior motive to posting which is something we don't care about. This is a website to laugh at Internet freaks, most of us finds child neglect/abuse as disgusting as you people do but we're not out to influence the results of the justice system or seek some kind of dumb vigilante lynch mob. We can only hope the system doesn't fail. I personally don't have an issue with you or Cynthia posting, but for fuck's sake stop causing issues. The chart was solid, good work, why ruin it with this stuff? What's wrong with allowing things to happen naturally?
If you really want to share your side of the events with Balldo, go on Kino Casino. Aaron is gagged and frankly I can tell he's over all of this already. He wants it to go away. KC at times has over 5000 people watching on a literally where gamba site, they were able to just vanish for a month and still get that number. 5000 on Kick is like 10000 on YouTube if not more. If you're seeking maximum damage, that's the platform to go on.

That said, I do recall more instances of Balldo's retardation. He spoke of a "field kit", I believe in 2019. If my memory serves me right, Balldo talked about having a field kit with various sex toys within which he carried to trips. At some point they bought too many clothes (or cloths according to Sally) and he had to split up the field kit. The airport staff had to examine his bags likely because his vibrating toys had batteries in them and the x-ray machines picked it up. They opened all their luggage, his toys were on full exhibition. The only reason he'd tell this story was as I imagine, something that turns him on, he is an exhibitionist.

Oh look at this. There's even the Skelly trying to explain how to scramble eggs and fry bacon.
:story: I think it's the contents within your brain that's scrambled, Skelly.
>Her game
The Star Trek game?
This is worse than I remembered. So they had jam in the field kit? What was it for? Skelly over-described it, saying it's for toast; well no shit it's for toast, if you're normal.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww was he eating jam off Our Wife? Or was he dipping into it so he can mix it all up and... .................???? :story: :really:That's a whole new meaning to "secret sauce". Disgusting.

What part of "non disclosure agreement" don't you understand??????
Where's the bourbon tour?
 
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