Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

HE HAS OINKED TO JACKIE FOR HELP AFTER JAVIER SAID THANKS TO DAN!! :story: (A) (L)

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Something Awful said:
The momentum just isn't there. Six likes, and that's after a retweet. Oof. No one cares, Rick! And Javier's face is on billboards in New York, and there's nothing you can do about it!
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Not paying for a blue check and having many, many people placing you on ignore/block has an effect.

Amusing to listen to old Patrick about how he needs Twitter to self promote and how The Fatprick output is all about how people are gonna go to prison for vague reasons.
 
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That haircut is destroying me. One step closer to fascism, child.

Always great to see Ms Hacking, But Shitting stink up the place by wasting the time of public servants with frivolous bullshit. She should try paying her taxes with how much she demands of law enforcement. Fucking leeches, but I'd expect no less from a pajeet.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Wonder why Rick couldn't go.
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Because Indian men are legitimately confused by his bitch tits. They're unsure if they should sexually harass him or recoil in horror.

Also, anyone with a fupa as large as his will have a tremendously difficult time assuming the needed stance when they find the correct street for a bowel movement.
Judge Holden said:
"Escalation is inevitable" does not hit quite the same way you think it does poopoo lady
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I don't know, man. If Jackie threatened me with "catching these hands" I'd be legitimately concerned.
Judge Holden said:
I swear to fucking god the mental images im getting right now....
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It's like if Bickle and George Lucas just before he sold Star Wars to Disney had a baby.

And whoever carried the baby drank a lot the whole time.
 
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No, child, I did not ask my hairdresser for the "Doom 2 box art special". Those are just your clinical delusions. Enjoy prison.

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Private Bitchtits reporting for duty.
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He looks like he needs to find four rocks for an ancient malevolent evil lurking in space.
Judge Holden said:
Imma see what other secrets his bluesky holds....

EDIT: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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I'm glad nobody is comparing Patrick to Moo Deng. Moo Deng has done nothing to deserve such an insult.

Also, unlike Pat, Moo Deng's neck rolls look good on her. Pat could never look that good.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Patrick, while it's nice that you've learned how to use a comma when telling people to enjoy prison you wouldn't put one between thinks and about.
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maybe he actually means "Enjoy, Prison" -- directly addressing the pests, who collectively form the prison pat has locked himself into. he's hoping they enjoy his inability to refrain from responding. "oops, you pulled my string! gonna do da bit for you, enjoy!"

OffTopic said:
The funniest part of all this is Javier is a kindly but lisping sperg with a shit cast who had a few hundred viewers including the Pests listening specifically for Rick content until he somehow hit the algorithm lottery and now is raking in millions. Frankly, I'd be pissed too if I was Rick. This doesn't make any sense.
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it's genuinely disconcerting. maybe pat really is the main character, because this random, less-than-talented podcast host that pat alienated becoming a megastar isn't something that would happen in a rational universe.
 
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