Hurricane Milton

So a local dive bar I love has power, AC, and internet. Enjoying a cold drink before I go back to the cave.

It warms my heart to see everyone in St. Pete pulling together. Duke sent me a text today saying service should be restored NLT Tuesday 11:59PM. I hope it's sooner but it's fine.

My job is remote and I've been purposely telling my manager that I have spotty cell service and low battery. Told him today that I might have power Wednesday. These people had me working up to 4pm Wednesday because we had a client go live which I'm the lead on. Despite the fact I literally had everything wrapped up and left a detailed contingency plan for my team, they still expected me to be working up till landfall.

Even if I get power today, fuck em. I'm taking a three day vacation next week. The world will keep turning and I just got my paycheck early since the bank holiday. Let's get lit FL kiwi Bros, we made it and are so back.
 
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That is wrong, pale face and you will agree once you experience my 50,000 square foot gaming area complete with four different temperature and humidity zones.

Please let a squaw know if you have any allergies and remember that happy hour is all afternoon on weekdays

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So a local dive bar I love has power, AC, and internet. Enjoying a cold drink before I go back to the cave.

It warms my heart to see everyone in St. Pete pulling together. Duke sent me a text today saying service should be restored NLT Tuesday 11:59PM. I hope it's sooner but it's fine.

My job is remote and I've been purposely telling my manager that I have spotty cell service and low battery. Told him today that I might have power Wednesday. These people had me working up to 4pm Wednesday because we had a client go live which I'm the lead on. Despite the fact I literally had everything wrapped up and left a detailed contingency plan for my team, they still expected me to be working up till landfall.

Even if I get power today, fuck em. I'm taking a three day vacation next week. The world will keep turning and I just got my paycheck early since the bank holiday. Let's get lit FL kiwi Bros, we made it and are so back.
People have shit on Desantis, a bit unfairly due to his shitty attempt to go after the Trumpalufugus.

That said, the man seems to be a very competent administrator. Hopefully if Trump wins he finds a place for him in the Federal Government. I could see him being an absolutely exceptional Secretary of the Interior or even State Secretary. Of course, Florida has no term limits. He could probably end up Governor for Life. Might be the best ending for him.
 
People have shit on Desantis, a bit unfairly due to his shitty attempt to go after the Trumpalufugus.

That said, the man seems to be a very competent administrator. Hopefully if Trump wins he finds a place for him in the Federal Government. I could see him being an absolutely exceptional Secretary of the Interior or even State Secretary. Of course, Florida has no term limits. He could probably end up Governor for Life. Might be the best ending for him.
I'd vote for him until either he dies or I do, and if I went first I'd make sure my family fraudulently voted for him in my name. He is a great governor and he should own that.
 
I'd vote for him until either he dies or I do, and if I went first I'd make sure my family fraudulently voted for him in my name. He is a great governor and he should own that.
It really does go to show how at the granular level Democracy works really well. When people can actually see their representatives on the street and see the immediate results of their policy, they can make far more informed decisions about their capabilities and weaknesses. Desantis has had to deal with some major earth shattering natural disasters thrown at his realm by the heavens and he has always come out large and in charge. That is a pretty good test of ability. The Feds get to sit on their mountaintop in heaven immune to the consequences of their decisions and inaction, and if shit goes south just blame the perfidious governors.
 
Desantis has had to deal with some major earth shattering natural disasters thrown at his realm by the heavens and he has always come out large and in charge. That is a pretty good test of ability.
I was wondering why the course of action between DeSantis and North Carolina was so different, and why NC seems to be more willing to lean on FEMA (it’s not like NC hasn’t dealt with hurricanes before, just not the way that Helene has impacted them).

Gov. Roy Cooper is a Democrat.

I’m not praising Republicans, because my Republican gov just sits there like a potato chip. But it makes sense why Cooper would look more towards the feds to help to solve his problems.


Also, for anyone interested who has power, On Patrol Live (formerly Live PD) will be filming in two different spots in Florida this weekend. Both are on opposite sides of Tampa, but they still experienced Milton as a Cat 1, and probably experienced some tornadoes on Wednesday. It may be interesting to see what damage comes up. They have their cameramen film earlier in the week as well.

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Desantis at the waffle house


Yes, this is a photo opportunity. Of COURSE its staged. You know this. I know this. EVERYONE knows this.

That is not the point.

The point is the King has descended from heaven and is among the mortals, amidst the muck and debris and physically touching their suffering. Its more then just a photo op. Desantis is a rich asshole with a legal mandate to squat in a government run mansion. He doesn't have to do shit. And if he left that government mansion he would be just fine.

These sorts of photo opportunities are done to show that the King actually cares about his realm. That he is aware of what is going and he is doing what he can to help. Naturally what really matters will not happen in front of cameras. It will happen in closed meeting rooms and non-public phone calls. The stuff that happens at the highest levels of administrative government that nobody will ever see.

Which is why its important for a King to go out among the common people after he is done with all of that to physically show he is with them in their hour of torment.

This is basic fucking politics, and its something the national Democratic Party and the National Republican party have forgotten. Because they are Revolutionary Liberals that have forgotten the lessons of the past, and more importantly assume that Monarchies and Kings are facets of an aberrant belief system and not something that has been driven deep into human evolutionary psychology that when the tribe is presented with its worst moment there is someone with exceptional talent to lead it.
 
and His Majesty's govt which are just as bad as the American government except somehow worse.
It's all that inbreeding. Even our inbreeders in Appalachia mostly descend from the, er, great people of your islands.
You've got Labour which is mostly run by wealthy doofuses who think they're working class because their great-grandma worked in a tea room. Not actual labor leaders or working class people. Your Conservatives have no ideology, they just like to drink and fondle each other. Who was that smiley guy from a smaller party, who seemed totally normal and imploded because someone told him Christians are all anti-gay meanies (but not Muslims apparently; Muslims are fine to the UK Left). He just wilted.
You're fucked unless you stop lying to yourselves.

Yes, this is a photo opportunity. Of COURSE its staged.
Politics is partly just sales. DeSantis, if he was better at the sales-y part, would be the R nominee right now and I could vote for him with confidence. Instead there's the IMO guaranteed loss ticket of Trump-Vance. Trump who took what amounts to bribes from the Saudis throughout his first term; lied about immigration & didn't build a wall; had the messiest transfer of power maybe ever in US history. And Vance is a big mess; he doesn't know who he is or what he's talking about half the time. He keeps giving these speeches about 'ethnic' people and doesn't seem to be aware he married one of them. He tried to tie drug cartels to his mom's prescription drug theft problem. He's too dishonest with himself to be trustworthy. Also have you met any Yalies IRL? They're always a mess. Cornell: fine. Harvard: boastful but effective. Yale? Usually too ivory tower and not in touch with the real world.

I'm glad DeSantis is doing photo ops & I sincerely hope he gets more comfortable with that part of the job.

I might write him in to be honest. My state is going to vote solidly for Harris anyway, it's not like it matters.
 
Don't forget MI. It suffers through by far the most devastating natural disaster of all time, every single day. Niggers. So many niggers, you'd be praying for a fucking hurricane instead.
They're not as bad on the west side of the state, honest! (lots of beaners tho)
 
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So a local dive bar I love has power, AC, and internet. Enjoying a cold drink before I go back to the cave.

It warms my heart to see everyone in St. Pete pulling together. Duke sent me a text today saying service should be restored NLT Tuesday 11:59PM. I hope it's sooner but it's fine.

My job is remote and I've been purposely telling my manager that I have spotty cell service and low battery. Told him today that I might have power Wednesday. These people had me working up to 4pm Wednesday because we had a client go live which I'm the lead on. Despite the fact I literally had everything wrapped up and left a detailed contingency plan for my team, they still expected me to be working up till landfall.

Even if I get power today, fuck em. I'm taking a three day vacation next week. The world will keep turning and I just got my paycheck early since the bank holiday. Let's get lit FL kiwi Bros, we made it and are so back.
Naples man here, lost power for a day 1/2 came back on just two hours ago. No damage and no flooding at all. We got fucking lucky this time. Also fuck your job man enjoy your vacation and have a beer with a gator.
 
Even if I get power today, fuck em. I'm taking a three day vacation next week. The world will keep turning and I just got my paycheck early since the bank holiday. Let's get lit FL kiwi Bros, we made it and are so back.
Thank you for being so damn positive even in this shit time, homie. :semperfidelis: Enjoy the vacation champ, you earned it.

Naples man here, lost power for a day 1/2 came back on just two hours ago. No damage and no flooding at all. We got fucking lucky this time. Also fuck your job man enjoy your vacation and have a beer with a gator.
God bless, you guys kept getting shat on. Enjoy, sailor.



Where I am we don't know when shit will happen. It's not too bad, I just need gas for the generator to keep my crap cold and phone charged, so we'll find out this weekend how fucked my area is on power. 🤔 The good news is that it isn't always noticeable, but you can tell the flooding is receeding. Putting my faith in the Florida sun and the easy in-easy out soil. Very glad my neighborhood won with only broken tree branches and flooded backyards instead of flooded houses.
 
Thank you for being so damn positive even in this shit time, homie. :semperfidelis: Enjoy the vacation champ, you earned it.


God bless, you guys kept getting shat on. Enjoy, sailor.



Where I am we don't know when shit will happen. It's not too bad, I just need gas for the generator to keep my crap cold and phone charged, so we'll find out this weekend how fucked my area is on power. 🤔 The good news is that it isn't always noticeable, but you can tell the flooding is receeding. Putting my faith in the Florida sun and the easy in-easy out soil. Very glad my neighborhood won with only broken tree branches and flooded backyards instead of flooded houses.
Ah shit man sorry to hear that. I do have to say De Santas was on his A game with the storm. If he’s up for re-election I’ll vote for him ten fold.
 
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So that removes NC FL SC VA MD GA DE NY NJ RI CA WA OR KS NE TX LA AL IL OH IA SD MS IL IN MO AK AL KY PA NJ ME CO AK. Good thing you didn't add blizzards or ice storms!
Yeah it genuinely doesn't seem to matter where you live, if she wants to Mother Nature will find a way to fuck your day up. Throw in derechos for the midwest which are in many cases far worse than a tornado because at least tornadoes are localized.
 
You've got Labour which is mostly run by wealthy doofuses who think they're working class because their great-grandma worked in a tea room. Not actual labor leaders or working class people. Your Conservatives have no ideology, they just like to drink and fondle each other. Who was that smiley guy from a smaller party, who seemed totally normal and imploded because someone told him Christians are all anti-gay meanies (but not Muslims apparently; Muslims are fine to the UK Left). He just wilted.
You're fucked unless you stop lying to yourselves.
Done better and still rather accurately nearly 40 years ago.

Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers. The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country; The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; The Financial Times is read by people who own the country; The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; and The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?

Woolley: Sun readers don't care who runs the country as long as she's got big tits.
 
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