Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Every time he changes the way he looks, he ends up looking more and more like Otho from Beetlejuice.
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lindsayfan said:
it's genuinely disconcerting. maybe pat really is the main character, because this random, less-than-talented podcast host that pat alienated becoming a megastar isn't something that would happen in a rational universe.
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It's been discussed a lot over at ONA what will happen to the Pests when Rick goes mainstream status like ChrisChan. And he will. We're essentially one degree of separation away from Fatrick becoming a household name. He's already been featured in TIME, NY Post, Daily Mail, The Daily Beast, WIRED, covered by Katie Herzog, and many smaller poscasts.

At Skankfest two years ago, Tim Dillon, Luis J. Gomez, and documented forum lurker Nick Mullen revived their Bastard Radio podcast and discussed the Apostolate saga and how it resulted in journalist Seth Simons' exile to Boise, ID. They just left out the Patrick part.


All it takes is one of our B-list professional comedian lurkers to tell Rogan about this and that's all she wrote.
"Jamie, pull up that fat guy's twitter -- the one who said Norm MacDonald wasn't funny. Have you heard about this, Jocko? So there's this fat guy in Milwaukee..."

Rick has always been the main character. He said 12 years ago his goal was to famous. And look at him, he's got First and Goal from the three yard line. One morning we're going to wake up and ONA forums will have 20k new users and Null will finally be able to get a real job because everyone will forget Kiwifarms is lolcow.com.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
How are his fingers so tiny and the rest of his hand so fat?
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It's hard to believe he's not a pooner. His pin head really accentuates his bitch tits.
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"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now."

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Something Awful said:
The momentum just isn't there. Six likes, and that's after a retweet. Oof. No one cares, Rick! And Javier's face is on billboards in New York, and there's nothing you can do about it!
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He did it to himself by making his replies friends-only. Always crying that he has no choice because of all the stlakers trying to kill him and his family. Meanwhile, all the pests have to do is quote tweet him to achieve the exact same oinkouts.
 
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ForTheHoard said:
Every time he changes the way he looks, he ends up looking more and more like Otho from Beetlejuice.
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Do you guys think he's actually THAT delusional and considers himself a force to be reckoned with, or are his claims of physical prowess just a show he puts on to own the fake Trumpian conservatives? This fat fuck will keel over from an obesity-related medical emergency and we'll lose our golden cow...
 
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Autism/PL, but I'll fully admit, I've considered sending my father in law out as an agent to rent the half hovel air bnb, armed with a gallon of chocolate milk, a carton of hard boiled eggs, a can of pickled herring, a large thermos of coffee, and a bag of pork rinds. Piggy wants to call everything "terrorism"? I'll show him true terrorism.
 
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ilovejews said:
Do you guys think he's actually THAT delusional and considers himself a force to be reckoned with
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Generally no, he usually just runs away or avoids confrontation in person such as getting a police escort for his court case. The exception is when he's having a full blown tard melty and does insane nigger actions like swinging at a cop.
 
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Where's the book, Rick? It's been five years!
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Patty is just taking his cue from celebrated author George RR Martin.

Only instead of learning valuable lessons about worldbuilding, research, etc. he just learned how to get fatter, fuck around doing nothing on social media and not write.
 
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