Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[ZehnBoat]

god overwatch just got another ton of autistic fans
fans who were previously REEEEEEING about sexism are now fanning themselves over HOT LESBIAN KICKING

said fans also wont spend money on the game so in the end no one won

 

[Keystone]

Probably been said before, but Bob's opinions and stances are based off a very simple (and extremely arrogant) dichotomy:

Democrats/liberals: Enlightened Ubermensch
Republicans/conservatives: Stupid subhuman rubes who hate progress and everything "good"

And as this past month has shown, more than just a few on the left share the sentiment.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

god overwatch just got another ton of autistic fans
fans who were previously REEEEEEING about sexism are now fanning themselves over HOT LESBIAN KICKING

said fans also wont spend money on the game so in the end no one won

The amusing thing is we know this was 100% a calculated move on Blizzard's part for this exact reason.

 

[ZehnBoat]

The amusing thing is we know this was 100% a calculated move on Blizzard's part for this exact reason.

at most they can only hope to have SJWs flood the game and then leave because "ebil men shoot at me"
at the least, they get a few clickbait articles
let's just see how this will work out
either way SJWs will show their true colors by objectifying lesbians

i wonder how bob will work this into his ubermench ideology

 

[TheImportantFart]

Whenever you get mad at Bob's opinions

Why would I get mad? They're comedy gold!

 

[Reality]

"Muh Superior Future! And Muh GEMs!"
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Not only will he still not shut up, he's somehow still getting likes and retweets. HOW?!??!?!?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

at most they can only hope to have SJWs flood the game and then leave because "ebil men shoot at me"
at the least, they get a few clickbait articles
let's just see how this will work out
either way SJWs will show their true colors by objectifying lesbians

i wonder how bob will work this into his ubermench ideology

Well Tracer's new girlfriend is basically the stock "Freckled Red-Headed Waifu" template Tumblr loves, so I really can't help but feel this was planned because they wanted the press.

 

[muina]

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Incel detected.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Hate to break it to you "friendo" but those boys were begging for lesbians only to jack off not be progressive. Which is still a very popular fetish, all the Tracer is gay shit really does is just validate all those Tracer femslash artists and writers' content.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Why does Blob care? By his own admission he doesn't even play Overwatch.

For that matter why does anybody care? It's a multiplayer only game. These idiots need to get some sunlight.

 

[Reality]

Where the fuck does Blob get these ideas? Is his 80s nostalgiaboner that hard that he actually thinks that LGBTQRS tolerance was better back then? Even a Reaganophiliac like Daniel Harris would be like "No, that's wrong."

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

I cannot believe someone's brain really stopped developing at 13 years old.

But it shouldn't surprise me that Bob needs a justification for all those presumably constant visits at Rule34.net.

 

[Positron]

I don't think space travel or curing cancer would have been a big priority on Hillary's agenda either, Bob.

Women are magic.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Where the fuck does Blob get these ideas?

everyone who isn't like me disagrees with me for all subjects
i like this lesbian stuff
therefore everyone who isn't like me doesn't like this lesbian stuff

likewise people like blob would hate lesbian stuff because evil men will fap to it
therefore all man like lesbian stuff

people like bob flipped their stance so they thought everyone else did

 

[thismanlies]

Only Bob would see two comic book characters fingerbanging each other and think of a president getting his head blown off.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Oh gee, I don't know, maybe because they're literally doing it for just the pandering?

 

[Lorento]

So Bob just admitted on Twitter that he used to fantasise about comic book characters fucking one another?

That's another reason why we can't take this man seriously.

 

[Keystone]

I cannot believe someone's brain really stopped developing at 13 years old.

But it shouldn't surprise me that Bob needs a justification for all those presumably constant visits at Rule34.net.

The 'beetus is attacking his brain so hard it's regressing his mental age (which wasn't high to begin with).

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Has anyone ACTUALLY bitched about Tracer being a rug muncher? This just seems like some strawman they've constructed.