US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Wow, they are desperate to beat the Department of Price Controls drum, ain't they?

... if it's already illegal why isn't anyone doing something about it now?

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

Got an absentee ballot application in the mail yesterday.
Come hell or high water, I am voting in person on election day, as God and the Founders intended.

Voting day of is easy, i dont get how these liberals say it's impossible. Even wagies are allowed to get 4 hours pay to go out to vote.

You're in and out in atleast 20 minutes. These activists make it sound like it tskes 8 hrs to fill out youf ballot.

 

[Rykel22]

Voting day of is easy, i dont get how these liberals say it's impossible. Even wagies are allowed to get 4 hours pay to go out to vote.

You're in and out in atleast 20 minutes. These activists make it sound like it tskes 8 hrs to fill out youf ballot.

They base their view of reality on the city life. So millions of people crammed into a small space. Add in the infantilization of blacks and hispanics they do, and you can see how they'd think lines for days

 

[Liquid Merlon]

Internal polling must not be good for Kamala, because they're running attack ads against JILL FUCKING STEIN:
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DNC Chair Jaime Harrison on X

Dude, Jaime Harrison… that’s one tricky bastard. When he was running against Lindsey Graham for senate back in 2020, he spent so much that it became the most expensive senate race in history. The ads were nonstop. He also ran attack ads on a third party candidate for the Constitution Party, saying he was too conservative, but in doing so it was an attempt to attract Graham voters away and towards the Constitution Party. Even the Lincoln Project jumped in.

Lindsey Graham is a horrible senator, but Harrison would have been even worse. He was chair of the DNC, an ultra rich lobbyist, basically as corrupt as they come from DC. No surprise he’s playing more dirty tricks.

 

[pwnest injun]

Voting day of is easy, i dont get how these liberals say it's impossible. Even wagies are allowed to get 4 hours pay to go out to vote.

You're in and out in atleast 20 minutes. These activists make it sound like it tskes 8 hrs to fill out youf ballot.

Sure, 20 minutes once you get there, but what about the bus ride there? And then the bus ride to the next polling station? And the next one. And the next one?
Voting can take all day!

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Keep getting tons of Kamala texts from random numbers. Doesn't matter if I block them or whatever, they just switch numbers. They're getting pretty desperate.
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It would be a harassment case if it was anyone but politicians.

 

[Necrosan]

Keep getting tons of Kamala texts from random numbers. Doesn't matter if I block them or whatever, they just switch numbers. They're getting pretty desperate.

I got the perfect solution for you! Just drop one of these each time you get them:

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Holy fuck, that's a normal thing there? I watched that to the end and couldn't believe the final bit.

I miss taking pride in education.


I honestly don't think you can. It's its own parody, already. There's nowhere to go.

EDIT: To avoid double post, just seen a response to that political ad and it details who the people in the ad are. All actors. And some with rather interesting backgrounds:
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Not shocked that they are actors and not shocked the actors are terminally poz'd lefties.

Keep getting tons of Kamala texts from random numbers. Doesn't matter if I block them or whatever, they just switch numbers. They're getting pretty desperate.
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Desperate? How about incredibly stupid.

That is like half a million in fines you have screencapped.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Do you live in a swing state?

Yeah unfortunately, and these constant messages are just swinging me further toward Trump, who already had my vote. I haven't gotten a single one from his campaign at all.

There was a bunch more Kamala ones, but mostly they're about price controls and how Ol' Oakland Kam is gonna hurt all those dang dirty rich folks for me, while somehow lowering taxes and doubling the stock market or whatever bullshit.

 

[thediad]

I wonder if Matt and Trey are gonna have another chimpout if Trump wins again.

If they had any balls they would have made Stan's Grandpa President after Mr. Garrison.

 

[verissimus]

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So, the plan to gain male voters so far is:

- Give a speech while a kid plays WoW next to you (He never touched the game, he just gave a political speech while someone else played it on a splitscreen)
- Go to a local football game from the team you used to coach and interrupt them while they are watching the game to take photos.
- Pheasant hunting with "influencers". (Only for the most masculine of men, still hasn't happened as of this post).

I'm starting to think they did the whole "giving an unplugged controller to your little brother" strategy on him. It's like the most budget campaign ever except they also raised a billion dollars.

More like the most "focused group" campaign ever.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Keep getting tons of Kamala texts from random numbers. Doesn't matter if I block them or whatever, they just switch numbers. They're getting pretty desperate.
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I was getting lots of those last month, I responded to one with an archive of an article that directly refuted what they were saying and told them to fuck off I am not voting for their Fascist Token who jailed black men so they can be slaves of the prison system.

Either they got the message or the Universe works in fun ways cause they send me far less texts after that.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Voting day of is easy, i dont get how these liberals say it's impossible. Even wagies are allowed to get 4 hours pay to go out to vote.

You're in and out in atleast 20 minutes. These activists make it sound like it tskes 8 hrs to fill out youf ballot.

To be fair, it's not very convenient to put an election in the middle of the week. Down here in South America, pretty much all of our elections are held on a Sunday exactly to avoid these situations at work.

I imagine it is a question of tradition to do it on a Tuesday or whatever.

 

[Puff]

To be fair, it's not very convenient to put an election in the middle of the week. Down here in South America, pretty much all of our elections are held on a Sunday exactly to avoid these situations at work.

I imagine it is a question of tradition to do it on a Tuesday or whatever.

Can't do Sunday, because there's a portion of Christians who won't get out for it over religious concerns, same with Saturday for Jews, Friday after sundown too. I learned this week that Thanksgiving is only on a Thursday to avoid these problems.

 

[Train Operator]

Same with Saturday for Jews

Saturday sounds good then

 

[Soycast Guy]

Can't do Sunday, because there's a portion of Christians who won't get out for it over religious concerns, same with Saturday for Jews, Friday after sundown too. I learned this week that Thanksgiving is only on a Thursday to avoid these problems.

I get it for Sunday’s because the US has a majority Christian population, but why Jews? Who cares about the concerns of Jews in the USA?

Oh…

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Everything I know about Massachusetts I learned from Ylvis. And being informed that one of the things being referenced in the song/video is that Massachusetts is or was the most homosexual state in the USA.

Of all US states, Massachusetts is the most like the UK.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

I got the perfect solution for you! Just drop one of these each time you get them:
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i wonder how many 25$ they got out of the pig of milwaukee

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Oh c'mon... they could've gone with Stacy Abrams.

God that interview where she realized they picked Kamala instead of her irrelevant ass was perfect.

Abrams would have been funnier than Kamala but it wasn't happening. Lord knows she tried to make herself the VP pick when Biden said he was looking for black women and it got people in the party saying publicly "she needs to understand the process" (translation: "sit your uppity negro ass down"). That's without getting into all her other issues like having more baggage than Kamala, being a necessary evil for their Atlanta machine (which is part of that baggage and they'd rather not have people look further into it than they already have), and overall being less controllable.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Abrams would have been funnier than Kamala but it wasn't happening. Lord knows she tried to make herself the VP pick when Biden said he was looking for black women and it got people in the party saying publicly "she needs to understand the process" (translation: "sit your uppity negro ass down"). That's without getting into all her other issues like having more baggage than Kamala, being a necessary evil for their Atlanta machine (which is part of that baggage and they'd rather not have people look further into it than they already have), and overall being less controllable.

being fat ang ugly as sin too .