Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FatalTater]

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Not LardassLynn out here calling somebody BIG! lol

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Yeah, something happened there. That comment reeks of “Oh, you’re not going to respond to my calls and texts? Then I’m going to go on Facebook and shame you publicly into doing so.” She could have sent that via private DM.

Of course, it’s Amber, so it could be as simple as her mom was busy at work and she threw a damn fit about it.

That's how I feel about it. How fucking odd is it to post something in a public forum like that but especially to your own mom? There are plenty of ways to get in touch with someone without posting it to someone's wall on Facebook. Goes back into the realm of speculation whether she's just fucking stupid or she did it on purpose. She should know what we're like by now. And the comments afterwards? Can't lie about something when there's irrefutable proof that you're lying.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Mamalynn is not a great person or anything (as we've found out with her arrest/prison record of course). That said, I could not watch Amber on that road trip to Wisconsin with her without seething at how she was treating her mom.

If Amber is still so hurt and bitter by her mother's addiction issues (or whatever multiple choice childhood story she chooses to tell us), then she shouldn't have reconnected with her mom. Period. But, you know ... Amber needed to mooch off somebody to get those rides to Wal-Mart and Target, after all.

God, Amber is so awful. What a shitty person she is. She deserves her "final arc" with Justin Feeder.

If all of this talk about Mamalynn blocking Amber on Facebook and everything is true, then it would be pretty glorious if Mamalynn spilled the beans on her experiences with her parasite of a daughter.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

His beard does look gross though she's right LOL

I bet he hasn't ever had a cockroach fall out of it right on camera, though

 

[Skinless Nugget]

I remember the lead up to that merch drop. She said it took her so long and tons of effort. She said she really wanted to put out something she would wear, cause shes such a minimalistic gorl. Just ask Necky.

I do think it perfectly encapsulates her personality, shallow garbage

What does she mean something she'd wear? She could not & never would be able to FIT into her own shitty merch.

Maybe Kristine was supposed to put the rest of Amber’s shit from the apartment in storage or shipped to her somehow. Also to tie up the loose ends with the lease/apartment. Kristine instead pulled a Wipey and cut contact with her as soon as she dumped her in Wisconsin. Now Amber is panicking about her abandoned shit & the status of her apartment and can’t get through to Ma. Poor waddle Amber

Now THAT would be hilarious & I like the way you think!

 

[dfranki723]

If Amber is still so hurt and bitter by her mother's addiction issues (or whatever multiple choice childhood story she chooses to tell us), then she shouldn't have reconnected with her mom.

The way I see it, Hamber would be cruel and belittling to her Mom even if she had no grudge to hold because that's just what kind of person she is. She clearly can't go five minutes without putting somebody down and forcing her bullshit upon them.

 

[-Jack-]

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She fucking loves the attention and drama she causes. She soaks in it like she soaks in her sweaty fupa boils, sorry for the image guys.

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I don't particularly disagree, he is a fucking narc fag and also can't stand his content or his harem of desperate, fat middle-aged women.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I know this isn't the same girl that claimed she didn't shower for a whole year . The jokes write themselves. View attachment 6512685

No way did she write this, her greasy spic attack dog probably said it like how The Hand would reply on Amber's behalf and we'd clock it straight away because she sometimes used words with more than two syllables.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

His beard does look gross though she's right LOL

You have to be gross to put your face on any Amberlynn commentary especially the shit he does.

I know we are all apart of the hypocrisy here but snowflake is on another level. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the work he does, but at the end of the day he’s acting like a catty woman.

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back and tells you what you’re made of ; Mr. snowflake is made out of pettiness, poor hygiene, snd a faggy fitted cardigan.

That and he is getting fat

 

[Artificial Baits]

You have to be gross to put your face on any Amberlynn commentary especially the shit he does.

I know we are all apart of the hypocrisy here but snowflake is on another level. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the work he does, but at the end of the day he’s acting like a catty woman.

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back and tells you what you’re made of ; Mr. snowflake is made out of pettiness, poor hygiene, snd a faggy fitted cardigan.

That and he is getting fat

And he is a pervert in Discord, flirting with fans when he is apparently a married man. Only Gorl World would find a below average looking man "sexy" because he is not super obese and has a British accent. Viewers are between Chantal and Amber fat, so no man - even as average as Snowflake - would look their way IRL

Edit cause English is hard

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

You have to be gross to put your face on any Amberlynn commentary especially the shit he does.

I know we are all apart of the hypocrisy here but snowflake is on another level. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the work he does, but at the end of the day he’s acting like a catty woman.

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back and tells you what you’re made of ; Mr. snowflake is made out of pettiness, poor hygiene, snd a faggy fitted cardigan.

That and he is getting fat

The reactor to lolcow pipeline is very real and has been proven time and time again; the second these fags put their face on camera is the beginning of the end.

 

[Unreachable Twat]

I know this isn't the same girl that claimed she didn't shower for a whole year . The jokes write themselves. View attachment 6512685

Lmao at her calling anyone else germ infested when she literally has a beard bigger than his growing out of her 50-pound pussy covered in festering cottage cheese that she can't even clean with mushrooms and moss sprouting out all over the place. That's not even getting to her anus which I'm ready to go into detail about if any gorls want another fine image in y'all heads.

 

[Mekahineyho]

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Hey Amber “unfriending” your mom doesn’t stop people from finding your well know FB page that pops up when typing “amberlynn reid” in the search bar. Your page is private so why does it matter?

 

[Clotso Coof]

I'll never understand people who dramatically friend and unfriend family members based on whatever trashy family spat is going on at the time. Why not just change your facebook profile to "Unstable Drama Whore"?

If you truly want to cut off your family forever, that's different. Otherwise fuck off with the social media dramatics.

 

[Constellationzero]

The reactor to lolcow pipeline is very real and has been proven time and time again; the second these fags put their face on camera is the beginning of the end.

Gorlic Bread.

When is this piece of unfunny, useless shit getting his own thread?

Why not just change your facebook profile to "Unstable Drama Whore"?

Because they don't DO DRAMA. Just ask them. Or wait. They have at least one thing in common with vegans.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Well Methmomma is still posting the usual boomer “look at this amazing photo” captioned AI generated bullshit on to her timeline and hasn’t (publicly) posted or addressed anything related to her gargantuan spawn.
So hopefully she is going full dark mode on Amber, which is probably the best course of action.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

The reactor to lolcow pipeline is very real and has been proven time and time again; the second these fags put their face on camera is the beginning of the end.

The smarter ones learn that quickly. That's why we don't see FFG on camera anymore. She started her channel when she had lost a lot of weight (but still fat). She then started the "spiet" trend with her followers but very soon dropped the subject. We dont' know exactly how fat she is because she doen't show it. Chantal tried it but it only lasted for a view videos because her vain self NEEDS to have her mug on camera. Same with ALR.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Let's be real though, Kiwis. Are we REALLY surprised that she got out there and magically found a reason to not go back? If her mom drove her out there, I don't see a reason why she would refuse to bring her back if that wasn't a part of the discussion from the jump. I know I definitely would be miffed if I had a plan in place, with a 19 hour drive, and someone switched up on me like I don't have other things to do with my time.

But obviously she doesn't care. We know this. Nothing matters to Amber but Amber. If she was gonna fly out there anyway (which she said she planned to), then fly back. It's a pretty straight forward solution for an independent person but it's Amber. Chantal is gross too but she can lug her fatass internationally so Amber can get a flight to OK and take care of her own stuff.

It's like working with a child. They do stuff because they know they can get away with it. As long as she targets people who have a shred of humanity and will tolerate her behavior for enough time to line someone else up, she's gonna keep doing it. I just hope Emily or Tommy or whatever doesn't subject her kid to it but they're both proving that they're not the best people to make those types of decisions.

You deserve each other. Love that.

 

[Sarah Connor]

I'm sure this whole being in Wisconsin thing is the perfect excuse for her not to show up to her kidney specialist appointment in November. Great thinking, Amber.

 

[Mekahineyho]