Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Smashed & Slamed]

I have absolutely zero interest in defending Nick, he deserves to be buried under the prison, I just find it a bit irksome that even after everything there are still some posters determined to absolve Kayla of any wrongdoing because she's just some UwU manic pixie dream girl (FapCop is exempt from these criticisms).

As I said in the inciting post, the 'knock me up or divorce me' theory was pure speculation on my part. It's not like we have much else to do in this thread unless the Kouncil sees fit to let Nick stream again.

I don't know why you think that Kayla is behind this. Every single appearance makes her look crazy, inept and frankly stupid.
Before the coke saga her biggest manipulative flex is turning Nicky in a house husband that had to do all the cooking and cleaning and made him hire a nanny on top of him being the bread winner.
There are also account from unreliable narrators like Coach Red Pill and Andy Warski about how she was a loose woman. Those accounts got further reinforced overtime with the swinging ark.
So by what we know Kayla is a lazy and loose woman that is also bellow average intelligence. She has blame in this. As it takes two to tango and any self respecting parent would have put Nicky in a shallow grave before allowing your young daughter to snort Bolivian marching powder. But she is not a self respecting parent.
I also fail to see the gains from her pushing for this. Nicky get's high, get's to pretend he is a big shot, shows the world how much smarter than everyone else is, get's to suck dick on DL.
What does Kayla get? More drugs(she is clearly dragon chasing junky, so fair), get's to cheat more with less hassle. She does get things out of this agreement but Nicky clearly get's more things, especially in line with his personality. Until we get further proof she is nothing more than a willing participant not some cuckholdry mastermind.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't know why you think that Kayla is behind this.

I have never once claimed that Kayla is some mastermind, 4D-chessing the entire operation, I just don't think she's some helpless pill-popping angel who lay idly by while her husband and his mistress burned their lives to the ground.

It's not a mutually exclusive proposition, but if it helps I'll spell it out for you: Nick and Kayla are both scum and deserve to be buried under the prison.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I have never once claimed that Kayla is some mastermind, 4D-chessing the entire operation, I just don't think she's some helpless pill-popping angel who lay idly by while her husband and his mistress burned their lives to the ground.

Why do you see people calling Kayla as an whore with missing faculties as some sort of endearing compliment?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Why do you see people calling Kayla as an whore with missing faculties as some sort of endearing compliment?

Because it's often framed as a way to absolve her of responsibility, and I don't think that's right.

 

[Swole McPole]

Why do you see people calling Kayla as an whore with missing faculties as some sort of endearing compliment?

It's not my thing at all, but it's pretty clear that a lot of men find these traits attractive. All those podcasters/streamers/OnlyFans thots would be starved of attention if this weren't the case.

 

[NaggotFigger]

But for me, I almost find her to be worse than Nick.
Nick’s a shitty hedonistic alcoholic, but she’s carried all of those children in her body for 9 months And allegedly suffered depression after two miscarriages…yet still let the kids starve and be neglected while she was busy doing cocaine and making snow angels with Arron Imholte.
Kayla Rekieta is a disgusting human being who deserves a punishment just as bad as Nick’s. I want both to rot in prison for the full 25 years. Would it be taking parents from children? No, these people weren’t parents. They were monsters

They’re more narcissistic than any neglectful parents combined. Alone with Nick’s hedonistic fantasies and practices; and both’s child abuse, snorting coke and want more money to fulfill their vile desires instead of actually even care for their poor children.

I felt extremely bad for the poor children that are influenced by the smell of coke and the influenza of the Balldoverse curse. They need better parents more than these narcissistic niggers that have no idea what actual parenting means, and only care about the money and excusing their roles to get by.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

It's scary to see how so quickly after people start doing coke, all of their morals, values, self-worth and principles vanish instantly and they become hedonistic freaks in the blink of an eye.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Speaking of charity, I think the Kiwi Kouncil needs to finally let Nick stream.

I'll vote to allow it if he asks us for permission. Even if he asks in a faggy way, because that's the only way he can do anything.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's scary to see how so quickly after people start doing coke, all of their morals, values, self-worth and principles vanish instantly and they become hedonistic freaks in the blink of an eye.

Rick James tried to warn people.

 

[Irony Deficiency]

That's because he IS gay.
He was in the male cheerleader group and met Qayla there. They likely began the relationship as friends, going shopping together and trying/swapping lingerie outfits.
I'm not kidding, he talked about wearing lingerie on his show.

Then comes pappy and mummy Raekieta, seeing their son with this seemingly upstanding, well kept and good character Christian girl. They sat him down for some serious shower calls and pressured him into persuing her so he can propagate the Rekieta lineage. He came up with this FUNNY and WEIRD story of pretending to be gay. From Qayla's perspective, she's smitten too because "my pussy turned a gay man straight!". You'll be surprised at how many men and women think like this and gets turned on by it. That's why he's still comfortable with cross-dressing.

It's all a cope.

Fascinating. Any chance Nick was himself molested?

 

[Law]

The more intelligent and honest amongst us (former Nick fans) just admit we were taken in by a con-man.

Men like Nick are skilled liars. They lie to their fans, their wives, their kids, and especially to themselves.
Don't feel bad about getting suckered by a liar.

I propose he streams sausage reviews while deepthroating them live, if it worked for Lowtax it should work for Nick.

He can drain his trust fund on Goldbelly!

It's not my thing at all, but it's pretty clear that a lot of men find these traits attractive. All those podcasters/streamers/OnlyFans thots would be starved of attention if this weren't the case

I always found this to be an own goal for the men.
"She'd have to be actually retarded to entertain the idea of sleeping with me. . ."
"Well, I've got good news for you, sir!"

 

[Vibralldo]

People in the thread have been absolving Kayla of wrongdoing for years now. A large consensus seem to believe she’s borderline MintSalad levels of retarded and therefore is completely brainwashed and controlled by Nick.
But for me, I almost find her to be worse than Nick.
Nick’s a shitty hedonistic alcoholic, but she’s carried all of those children in her body for 9 months And allegedly suffered depression after two miscarriages…yet still let the kids starve and be neglected while she was busy doing cocaine and making snow angels with Arron Imholte.
Kayla Rekieta is a disgusting human being who deserves a punishment just as bad as Nick’s. I want both to rot in prison for the full 25 years. Would it be taking parents from children? No, these people weren’t parents. They were monsters

She's a very pathetic and destructive type of self pitying

She cares so little about her children compared to herself that she's willing to let them starve in a filthy hoarder house so she can lay in bed all day watching star trek instead of being a mom because "muh mentals". Nick did more for the kids and he gave one of them cocaine!

She clearly has no maternal instincts and no intention to actually be a mom but decided to have a ton of kids anyways and to me that's despicably evil.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

is nick balls or no balls?

He has said he is 'balls', so clearly his is fully gay and retarded.

yeah, if you go to a boomer Catholic Church and ask around, you're going to find your fair share of boomers. And when you're asking around, you're not going to bump into the people in the town who say they're Catholic but show up at Easter and Christmas. We don't know if Celeste was married in the church the first time, second time, whether she was a good standing Catholic when her daughter was born or Nick was born, whether she went to mass every Sunday or got her kids baptized. Nick is a flaming heretic so I somehow doubt they were praying the rosary and observing holy days of obligation. A whole lot of people profess being Catholic without giving two shits if they are in good standing with the church.

The Church does not allow for Catholic marriage without an annulment granted by them--even if one was married outside the Church. They were devout enough to get a personal audience with John Paul II when Nick was in his teens, and to have him confirmed with the name 'Ignatius'. They seem very active and devout on the surface to do all these things.

 

[part timer]

He has said he is 'balls', so clearly his is fully gay and retarded.

Catch 22. No matter how you answer, you are fully gay and retarded

The more intelligent and honest amongst us (former Nick fans) just admit we were taken in by a con-man. It happens sometimes. Hopefully not often.

I don’t think it’s too mind-blowing to admit he used to be funny; admittedly he still is, just more in a ‘laughing at them than with them’ sort of way

 

[ChromaQuack]

Speaking of charity, I think the Kiwi Kouncil needs to finally let Nick stream. He is in dire need of cash, and getting superchats from super fans and alogs is the only way he can do it. Show some compassion. He's already lowered the price of his Balldo Bunker... what's next? Selling the Rustang? Selling his artwork? Those things mean more to him than his family and the pain of losing them would be like the taking of a thousand transformers... Please think of this from Nick's perspective and show him some mercy so he can support his polycule. What do you want him to do instead? Sell pictures of his wife and Ape on OnlyFans? Sell pictures of his children to Patrick Melton?

Please think about the repercussions of not letting Nick stream.

Nice try Nick, the answer is still respectfully DENIED.

A large consensus seem to believe she’s borderline MintSalad levels of retarded and therefore is completely brainwashed and controlled by Nick.

My take about her is that she's what you'd call "willfully retarded", she's a lazy piece of shit, she used all those speeches about "being the worst mom ever" and so "helpless" to get out of any responsibility and enjoy her true calling in life : pilled out infinite star trek reruns.

Problem is, as it usually is with mind-altering substances, that she has become dependent on it to a level where she actually might be retarded now; it is however a retardation of her own making and a giant mark of her lack of character as a human being.

It is more or less the same situation as Nicky, just because she went on pity parties while live before thoroughly frying her brain does not mean she isn't a giant turd.

 

[Briareus]

Balldo Boy has resumed tweeting. Mostly sitting on Juju's lap, though he gets @'d by XiaLand to roast someone (LMAO) and replies to Adam Crigler, who did reply with some follow-up banter.

(Also sorry if the text is a little harder to read at times, it was a pain screenshotting the full tweets of some of these)

 

[Oh Darn]

This is some bottom of the barrel attention-seeking behavior. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, but it’s pathetic. Ralphamale tier.

 

[Irony Deficiency]

He has said he is 'balls', so clearly his is fully gay and retarded.



The Church does not allow for Catholic marriage without an annulment granted by them--even if one was married outside the Church. They were devout enough to get a personal audience with John Paul II when Nick was in his teens, and to have him confirmed with the name 'Ignatius'. They seem very active and devout on the surface to do all these things.

All of this has got me thinking. Nick was raised Catholic by Catholic parents and LEFT the church for Kayla whom inducted him into evangelical protestantism. Maybe right now Bob and Celeste are actually saying to him “see! This a result of you leaving the one true faith and following the harlot into harlotville!”

Kayla is CLEARLY a huge part or the problem. The problem for Nick is now he has a literal BROOD of children depending on him as a father and a man to not let Kayla run the family into the ground. And he’s failing miserably. Those poor kids.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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So, @elb joins the never-ending list of liars to Rekieta. It's so fortunate that Rekieta is the one who never lies.

 

[AltisticRight]

How is she a liar? All she does is clip stuff and post them. Bare minimum of edits and usually with context.

It's not like she ever claimed a mirror of a stream to be an edit because of YouTube's GUI overlay.