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Im assuming the pig used to be a smoker and smoked pot like tobacco and only did a couple of puffs so he got barely anything.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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You're right, it's not stoner metal, it's good music.
AutoClownMaker
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Still illegal to do that in WI. Now you can go to almost any gas station and buy THC in food via hemp. But no weed in WI.
He'd just want to eat. Do you want to see him eat?
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weed infused pepperoni incoming, Medicinal Niggeroni.
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I've smoked nearly everyday for a decade now. As of this moment I am sober to have nothing in common with Fatrick.
Rudolf's Friend
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As if I didn’t hate marijuana enough now this dude’s on it.
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Swear to fucking god this shit is gonna break me if its not just a one off.....stoner pig is too much for me to handle, and if he goes full Reefer Fatness on us im straight up gonna need to start taking narcotics myself just to copenseethen
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It's just a palate cleanser for the end of a meal, like mints or whatever. I'd think it would freshen your breath after a curry or the other rather fragrant Indian dishes too.
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If this was 10-15 years ago, this would be notable. But Patty Pat is once again late to the party and now people don’t give a shit anymore if you do pot. It’s not shocking anymore, so I don’t know who he’s trying to own this time.
That said, if he gets munchies from this, then his transformation into a cryptid pigman will be complete.
That said, if he gets munchies from this, then his transformation into a cryptid pigman will be complete.
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I wonder if there is such a thing as an obese wendigo.
*google image searches*
Well that was an entirely unforced error on my part....
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I'm torn on piggy's new revelation: Is this another poor attempt at attention? (yes) Did he inhale? Why the fuck would he waste his time and his mother-in-law's money on such a mediocre band?
On one hand: Grass is like 25x stronger these days than a couple decades ago. No one is smoking 'indiana ditch weed' anymore. Even seasoned users get tore up from the popular strains...
On the other hand: Are ANY thc levels high enough to go against that mountain of flesh? How many acres of kush would be required to affect that tonnage? Would the venue's fog-machine have to be borrowed to dose him? Can a sub-60 IQ animal actually experience an effect from weed?
and (god-forbid) what happens with his 'munchies' ?
(I'm investing long on all food commodities)
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Even the Christmas special had the so-bad-it's-good factor going for it. These are just so bad they suck.
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I actually agree with him for once, weed shouldn't be illegal (although why you would need to smoke it to come to that conclusion I don't know) and it shouldn't be your whole personality. On the other hand, I've never smoked it in my life and have no desire to, despite living in a state where it's legal and readily available.
Hey Rick, you know what else shouldn't be your whole personality? Drinking beer and arguing with strangers on the internet.
The irony that he points out that weed is innocuous, yet is in complete denial about the fact that he's slowly destroying his body with alcohol.
Imagine being in your 40s in 2024 and announcing to the world that you tried weed for the first time like a kid who just got back from summer camp.
Because he has the shittiest taste in everything. He doesn't even like things are bad in an interesting way. He seeks out the blandest substanceless mediocrity available. His taste in movies TV and music (and theoretically books, although I've seen no evidence that he ever reads) is the media equivalent of eating marshmallow peeps for every meal.
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She's legally not even his daughter. The only thing he ever gave her were his defective genes. Hope she rolled lucky on her stats compared to Fatty or she's doomed too.
Sounds like tortious interference, or at least a sad and weak attempt at it.
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15 minutes? Nobody gets high for only 15 minutes, especially for your first time. He would be stoned for hours, sluggish, the music would sound incredible and then he would be really hungry, even for Pat. Considering how Fat fucks up everything he tries I bet he even manages to fuck up smoking weed and just pretended to be high to fit in. More connected to strangers? Brighter colors? What drug does he think he was on? The pig man is just describing what he thinks being high is like from movies and music videos. The eternal (fat) square. Fake father, fake tough guy, fake gearhead, add fake toker to the list.
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It sounds more like he smoked some “legal high” crap from the 90s.
But anyway, he was a teenager in the 90s. Surely he would have had a joint or two back then?
But anyway, he was a teenager in the 90s. Surely he would have had a joint or two back then?
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Good point.
First time: you either get high as balls for 1+ hours, or you bogart your buddy's shit w/o a tickle.
There is no '15 min'.
He is using an analogy to tobacco. It's not a cigarette.
He lied (again).
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That would require him to have had friends.