Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Maldavius Figtree]

I never looked into it since "omg so quirky yet so deep metaphorically" games isn't my thing but heartbound is a short rpg with about 2 hours play time for each play through and there's 'thousands' of endings but the save system is through achievements?

It has a SAVE system tied to achievements, not unlocks right? A roguelite that checks your achievements to check which unlocks you should have when you boot the game seems normal...but on a story rpg? Does that mean the achievement is just a save of what endings you unlocked? You have to play through each route in one go? What happens if you only want to play for like 45 mins and want to close the game there?

Retarded anyways since drop in DLL based steam emulators like Goldberg emu and others have been fully emulating steam achievements for a decade by now.

 

[HansKlokBier]

I hate this fucking nigger faggot poser with his black/green notepad++ matrix HAKKA style. Can't wait for his downfall

 

[Schpoots]

I've never watched this guy, but some other people I watch will occasionally recomend him and they act like he's some kind of advice messiah. It's really weird.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

I've never watched this guy, but some other people I watch will occasionally recomend him and they act like he's some kind of advice messiah. It's really weird.

When you don't know shit, anybody talking with confidence will sound like an expert.
When you do know shit, you don't waste time watching this shit, you form opinions based on the opinions of others, and the confident talk ciments first impressions.

That's why I'm convinced his "friends" like ThePrimeagen aren't actually looking into what he knows, they're just impressed with how well mald talks.

 

[Gravemind]

When you do know shit, you don't waste time watching this shit, you form opinions based on the opinions of others

To be fair, watching this shit is a form itself of "basing your opinions on the opinions of others". After all, you can't for sure know whether he's full of shit without hearing what he's trying to push to begin with.

It just would've taken a bit longer to get more critical eyes on him if he didn't go full retard about the whole "stop killing games" thing.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I've never watched this guy, but some other people I watch will occasionally recomend him and they act like he's some kind of advice messiah. It's really weird.

Redditors will come into chats of streamers I enjoy and whenever someone says something slightly common sense that everyone knows and go "OH THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THOR WOULD SAY" Enthusiastically without any sense of irony.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I hate this fucking nigger faggot poser with his black/green notepad++ matrix HAKKA style. Can't wait for his downfall

OG computer users know that it's a black background with orange text.

 

[Nig Chungus]

Was looking into mald's old game and found him rating his own game a 10/10 (page archive)

The rest of the 10/10s come from accounts with one review. Possibly got his mod team to rate it too

 

[the inconfident]

Was looking into mald's old game and found him rating his own game a 10/10 (page archive)
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Of course this faggot would suck his own cock
It amazes me he managed to release an old game before. I assume its abandonware just like his shitty bootleg undertale one.

 

[MercuryMan]

Was looking into mald's old game and found him rating his own game a 10/10 (page archive)
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The rest of the 10/10s come from accounts with one review. Possibly got his mod team to rate it too

The rest of the 10/10s are probably him too lol. This is what he calls "social engineering."
Didn't even make the effort to cover his tracks. Now I want to check the heartbound reviews.
Same antics since 2009. This guy will always be an insecure cunt.
No wonder he's so ashamed of his faggot name.

EDIT: I just realized all the 10/10 reviews have the exact same date. It's 100% all him not even jannies.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

champions of breakfast looks like something you'd make in a gamedev class at your local community college

 

[ADHD Mate]

The rest of the 10/10s come from accounts with one review. Possibly got his mod team to rate it too

All those reviews read like they were written by middle aged PR woman who never played games in her life.

Do you like toast? Eggs? Then this game is for you! Unless you 're hungry, then it'll make you even more hungry. This is a bullet hell game that has several characters unlocked for everyone, and even more coming as the community finishes events. There is a secret level, and even a modifier system with the spice rack that lets you change how hard the game is. For the price this game is it is definitely worth getting it, the game is so much and I highly recommend it to everyone who likes bullet hell games!

That's not a review. That's poorly written marketing pitch.

EDIT; I found gameplay video. IDK if anyone posted one before but it really looks like a game made during gamejam by people who are just beginning their journey with game making.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

When you don't know shit, anybody talking with confidence will sound like an expert.
When you do know shit, you don't waste time watching this shit, you form opinions based on the opinions of others, and the confident talk ciments first impressions.

That's why I'm convinced his "friends" like ThePrimeagen aren't actually looking into what he knows, they're just impressed with how well mald talks.

I mean Mald does have that “Soft Voiced Furry” cadence that a lot of people like.

I think I just had an aneurysm. For anyone who needs a bit of perspective here, that's more SLOC than my (abandoned cuz it sucks) multithreaded Vulkan rendergraph-based game engine, where all of those things are notorious for being rather unwieldy on the backend.

Getting a bit ahead of ourselves here I think, he needs to learn what a for loop is first, then maybe introduce enums. We don't want to overload the poor gunt.

Can't be that stupid surely, I'm assuming the game saves as it normally would, but the achievements are just used for "meta-progression" tracking, with the idea being that save editing can't undo major choices in the game (this is always a major theme in Undertale and its clones). Someone who actually has the game will have to decompile and confirm that though, because I'm not _that_ invested. (this wouldn't even work, because you can just spoof the game's appid and send ResetAchievement requests to the steam API).

Poor fool probably has no idea what a Switch Statement is and probably thinks it’s for the Nintendo Switch.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Was looking into mald's old game and found him rating his own game a 10/10 (page archive)
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The rest of the 10/10s come from accounts with one review. Possibly got his mod team to rate it too

I only found out about the furry and name thing from this thread but this guy is a digital security expurt right? He's still using this name even to this day. I think he used it for both wow and that throne and liberty mmo he streamed this week. Is he this fucking stupid or is he just brazen?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

This is one of the lolcows where I pray everyday for his downfall. This smug faggot deserves a egregious one.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I only found out about the furry and name thing from this thread but this guy is a digital security expurt right? He's still using this name even to this day. I think he used it for both wow and that throne and liberty mmo he streamed this week. Is he this fucking stupid or is he just brazen?

he's a social engineering expert and you've fallen directly into his trap. or have you? one second, we're gonna need MS paint for this one

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

"There's like an anti-fanbase out there"

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

"There's like an anti-fanbase out there"

Mention the voice autism and you get a short with a smug dunk

Mention Maldivus Figtree and you get the autistic wrath of google alerts and youtube takedowns
curious

 

[Elite Kipchak]

"There's like an anti-fanbase out there"

his voice is still noticeably higher in all the examples he cited, the fuck is he even trying to prove here? Is this the social engineering?
also what date was this actually streamed? I'd be willing to bet it was before or during the time the thread was locked as some sort of gloating. this short was a members only upload that originally premiered on oct 6, which was the day before the thread was unlocked.

also lol:

 

[Battlefield42]

"There's like an anti-fanbase out there"

It's funny how mad he is over this. He probably does use a voice changer and also tries to speak like a pyrocynical. At least furry inflation fan stopped doing it because it's faggy.