Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

The kind of out-patient programme Rekieta attended is really more akin to an educational programme. Perhaps there would have been some group work thrown in -- perhaps some kind of introduction to 12 step meetings, but engagement tends to be pretty voluntary. It's easy to just go through the motions.

He went through some fake bullshit at most that the court will entirely see through as they have seen through all his other bullshit.

 

[RotPockets]

Surprised this never gets mentioned in his regards to Nick attempting to hide his degeneracy in plain sight. (Dec 29, 2023)

Nick Rekieta drunkenly discussing the fact that he has so many phone numbers from strippers who offer "escort services":

"Dude, it's so fucking funny. Well, that's why I have all their numbers. [...] It's hilarious to me. Like, I love it. It's great."

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Uh oh! Good thing Nick admitted he was blackout drunk for that stream, so he probably doesn't remember saying that.

I don't know Sean's Farms account, but congrats on predicting exactly what Nick's response would be!

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[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Like his law degree? Useless is as useless does. A law degree and law practice should've been more than sufficient to raise his family, but it wasn't because Nick is a lazy retard who couldn't hack his professional environment. He was supposed to be an ambulance chaser, but he's too noodley to run that fast.

What exactly are the grandparents supposed to steer the grandkids towards? Medical school? Finance? Anything but law? You can lead a nose to cocaine, but you can't make it snort horse to water, but you can't make it drink. Nick's lack of success has little to do with his education, it's all him steering his life to abject failure.

I was referring more to his 'Creative Writing' degree, and his own confessions that he never did the homework because he did not need it to pass the class. He was more focused on having fun in uni and playing Everquest--to the point of failing his first semester or year. He also confessed that his plan was to go on to Master's degree in an 'easy' course and 'party' while living with his sister in Austin before he got married. He never took it seriously, so hopefully if any of his children play the same games, they will be brought up short.

He actually tried to go back for a chemical engineering degree (unsurprisingly because he thought his chemical engineer uncle or grandfather would give him an 'easy' job), but he dropped out in the first semester back because of the Maths. Nick has always looked for the 'easy' way out of life responsibility.

I think Nick's worst day ever was Kayla cheating on him (in some way if not by sex maybe flirting) and him finding out.

Vehement disagreement. Have you seen her multiple instances of flirting with people on stream? Look at the 2020 election stream for one of the most egregious instances. @Not Who You Think has put together several Kayla mega-posts that illustrate this clearly. Both Nick and Kayla are exhibitionists, simple as.

Rehab has historically been an abbreviation for residential rehabilitation. I've never heard anybody refer to the kind of outpatient programme that Rekieta attended as rehab. Accidental misuse of the correct term or deliberate attempt to mislead? Rehab has generally referred to the most intensive form of drug/alcohol treatment -- long term, in-patient in which pretty well all aspects of your life are managed by the programme during the treatment process. The kind of out-patient programme Rekieta attended is really more akin to an educational programme. Perhaps there would have been some group work thrown in -- perhaps some kind of introduction to 12 step meetings, but engagement tends to be pretty voluntary. It's easy to just go through the motions.

He went through some fake bullshit at most that the court will entirely see through as they have seen through all his other bullshit.

Remember, Nick was adamant that it was NOT 'rehab' but 'recovery' in his LOCALS stream. He spent 3-4 minutes explaining the difference. Don't get it twisted! He has NEVER been an addict! He stopped when HE wanted to!

 

[repentance]

Correct! I've long thought that he's been spending down his online earnings on depreciating assets - bad art, Mustang, Rendazza, drugs (lolz) - in an effort to reduce any rightful, non-trust/unprotected funds that Kayla could claim as part of the estate.

Nah. Nick just started to live the "rich and famous" lifestyle because he thought the gravy train was never going to stop. It was pure self-indulgence.

Nick probably still thinks this is a temporary setback (a rough summer, if you will) and that he'll find financial success again doing only what he wishes.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Tinfoil hat time, many of these cons are used as cover by human traffickers. It’s my belief that some of these cons are very aware of this fact or actively participate, especially with the furries.
Don’t think that’s what Vito is up to, I think he’s just a lone creep. But these cons have a large population of vulnerable people from out of town, and lots of traffic from out of town.
These places are legit dangerous, and I personally think kids should never go.

Niche fandoms are a magnet for outcasts and degenerates, so it should come as no surprise that sketchy shit goes down at conventions for said fandoms. Sci-fi and fantasy has had the same problem since at least the 1960s (e.g. Walter Breen), and the problem hasn't exactly gone away either (e.g. Ed Kramer).

Nah. Nick just started to live the "rich and famous" lifestyle because he thought the gravy train was never going to stop. It was pure self-indulgence.

Not defending Nick's behaviour, but it's pretty normal for people to go buck wild when they experience a sudden windfall. It's why the majority of lottery winners go bankrupt within five years.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember, Nick was adamant that it was NOT 'rehab' but 'recovery' in his LOCALS stream. He spent 3-4 minutes explaining the difference. Don't get it twisted! He has NEVER been an addict! He stopped when HE wanted to!

He just tweeted the opposite, though. According to him, he actually went to rehab.

Except what he describes is not remotely rehab.

 

[Melty Butter]

People in the thread have been absolving Kayla of wrongdoing for years now.

"Absolving"? Not that I've seen. Certainly none since May 23rd.

Plenty of posts worry about Kayla being gaslit, emotionally abused, and bullied by the guy who we know is fully capable of it from thousands of hours of streams and demonstrated behavior.

Kayla is more of a pathetic enigma. @Not Who You Think 's analysis is as close as anyone can get to the "truth" IMO. The TLDR on those comprehensive Kayla-centered posts: Kayla is chronically dysfunctional and they are a toxic combination.

But for me, I almost find her to be worse than Nick.

My much-beleaguered feminist is kicking in....

she’s carried all of those children in her body for 9 months And allegedly suffered depression after two miscarriages…yet still let the kids starve and be neglected while she was busy doing cocaine and making snow angels with Arron Imholte.

Right. America tends to rest morality and the well-being of children on mothers without much support. America is a trash fire. Let's burn the moms. Makes perfect sense.

I do not claim to understand Kayla in the slightest. I do know that divorcing Nick would be a Herculean task that few people, let alone a middle-class Evangelical MN girl with depression, would have the balls to tackle.

Kayla Rekieta is a disgusting human being who deserves a punishment just as bad as Nick’s

Maybe. I'm just not buying the Lady Macbeth narrative. We have far more proof of him being a "disgusting human". But, yes, she chose mothering to be the primary focus of her life. For this, she is an unmitigated failure.

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[AltisticRight]

Nick its literally clips of YOU and the idiotic shit that leaves your mouth. Its not like she's uploading 4 second clips of Nick quoting someone like Darrell Brooks then titling the video "Nick Rekieta believes little girls deserve vehicular manslaughter".

Well Skelly lies in his videos and she clips skelly lies so by conjuction she lies. Creative writing major.

Seething like a petty faggot that he got caught speeding.

which speeding?

Nick has lambasted uni as a path for his children--with the caveat for STEM degrees.

This is just another retard niggercattle culture war cope, plenty of degrees are just as useful. Is Skelly arguing that finance, economics, medical and law degrees are useless? How about ones adjacent to STEM, but more focused on project management? This is retarded.

Not every degree is liberal arts and the negative experience of a few retards out of their depths doesn't mean it's all bad. This is just a dumb fallacy, the ones who complain the loudest are usually the most dimwitted who should not be in university. The ones that get out won't complain. There's nothing wrong with getting a management certificate, learning a trade or working in retail/hospitality to climb the ladder. Know your limits.

By the time some STEM nerd finishes their 3-5 years long degree and accrued a truckload of student debt, the guy with a management degree would be earning more already. University isn't meant for everyone. One must like and want to do something to pursue that degree. We all know Balldo likes drinking, doing drugs, going to sex resorts and experimenting with various sex toys. He should stay far away from any university.

 

[datura_binge]

Remember, Nick was adamant that it was NOT 'rehab' but 'recovery' in his LOCALS stream. He spent 3-4 minutes explaining the difference. Don't get it twisted! He has NEVER been an addict!

Is Nick differentiating between the two? How can you be in rehab if you aren't an addict and likewise how can you be in recovery if you never were an addict? Neither makes sense for someone to claim they weren't an addict. Is he drawing some imaginary line between them?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He just tweeted the opposite, though. According to him, he actually went to rehab.

Except what he describes is not remotely rehab.

'Lying liar who lies'

- AnOminous

This is just another retard niggercattle culture war cope, plenty of degrees are just as useful. Is Skelly arguing that finance, economics, medical and law degrees are useless? How about ones adjacent to STEM, but more focused on project management? This is retarded.

Poor outcomes post-uni most often speaks more to the quality of student (or some world or societal shaking event)

See Nick, for example. A slacker who barely scraped by and did not male use of theit degree (and whose parents paid their way entirely) would definitely fail to see much value in the degree--or feel pain at the waste of time and education.

Is Nick differentiating between the two? How can you be in rehab if you aren't an addict and likewise how can you be in recovery if you never were an addict? Neither makes sense for someone to claim they weren't an addict. Is he drawing some imaginary line between them?

Yes, he did. I am sure there is an Elissa Clio about it.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Tinfoil hat time, many of these cons are used as cover by human traffickers. It’s my belief that some of these cons are very aware of this fact or actively participate, especially with the furries.
Don’t think that’s what Vito is up to, I think he’s just a lone creep. But these cons have a large population of vulnerable people from out of town, and lots of traffic from out of town.
These places are legit dangerous, and I personally think kids should never go.

DragonCon's Ed Kramer (SFWA member) is a notorious pedophile. He still ran the con until several years ago when he was busted yet again with child porn.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

DragonCon's Ed Kramer (SFWA member) is a notorious pedophile. He still ran the con until several years ago when he was busted yet again with child porn.

Don’t remind me. For some reason all the kiddie diddlers of those generations always have certain SF/F authors in their collection. It’s almost like even back then they were planting the seeds of degeneracy for the future.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

DragonCon's Ed Kramer (SFWA member) is a notorious pedophile. He still ran the con until several years ago when he was busted yet again with child porn.

I have my theories for a reason. Usually it's that there's evidence and logic that lead me to conclusions I believe to be true or likely.
And, just for context, when I say tinfoil hat, conspiracy theory, etc really it's just shorthand for "knowledge and assumptions either outside the generally accepted worldview or hidden from the generally accepted worldview". Do I have one hundred percent proof that some furry conventions are engaging in sex trafficking? No. Are there signs, clues, anecdotal stories, and precedent that could lead one to draw such a conclusion? Absolutely yes.
Hell, there's been rumors of petting zoos at those cons for a very long time, this isn't a new concept or a huge leap in logic.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The issue is how much the trust fund protects Nick's wealth for the division of assets and future spousal support. This is potentially substantial. If the trust monies were kept separate and funneled through a sole account in Nick's name, Kayla would have no claim to that money within the division of assets.

Support (spousal or otherwise) and assets are very different things.

Kayla does have a claim to half of his online earnings and prior work. That's roughly $1.5M by my estimate: $150K Rittenhouse + $250K Depp + $1M Rumble deal + extra Superchat money and whatever he earned pre-YT. She'd get half of that. That's been highly eroded (see above). Also, back out taxes. It's a pittance.

That's not how it works. If the money is spent, it's no longer dollars that someone can demand cash for. If the money went into something that benefits them both, then the asset is a joint asset and there will be a valuation, but it's not free cash - it may need to be sold or it will be an entry on the balance sheet (at market, not purchase value, in most cases).

But even doing your wrong math, $2m isn't a pittance

I'm not sure what "4x" means. Most "high value" divorces require the monied spouse to pay for tuition and living expenses of a child through college, assuming the eldest child is college-bound. Nick can fight that. He can claim destitution, I suppose, but I have got to believe he wouldn't be that disgusting or that Bob and Celeste would step in.)

In MN there is no requirement to support children past 18 or the end or secondary school. And there is no child support requirement for a child over 18.

Settlement agreements can say anything, but the legal requirement is 18/end of high school. There is nothing to fight specifically on that front from a legal requirement standpoint.

As far as I understand, and @AnOminous or other well informed kiwis may set me straight, but while you can do all sorts of tricks with property and trusts and so on, ultimately a court will dig it out and make you pay. (Otherwise everyone would do it).

The point with trusts as an asset is typically around who controls the money flow and any guaranteed payments. But again, inheritance to a spouse is typically non-marital property.

His first non-reply tweet since September 21st, and this lame comeback is all he can do.
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He's such a fucking idiot. Yes, fatalities increased, but that is independent of tickets, since MN gives out tickets and doesn't typically arrest people or revoke their licenses at the time of the ticket, so they stay on the road and speeding, like Nick. If fatalities are up it's because there are more people on the road and/or more people are driving like he does bc they can see that even if you're a dangerous asshole (like him), you can continue doing it without major consequence. A 4-month campaign isn't going to have immediate effect. He's so damn stupid and disingenuous.

Courts will generally honor 529 plans for college and require them to be continually funded if that is the history. (Plenty of anecdotal examples on the Internet in MN. Stats are scant.)

529s are an easy way to avoid federal and state taxes. Maximum is $425K/beneficiary spread over many years when the kids are minors.

Then, x 5 kids... that's a lot. Assuming Nick has 529s in place, no court will allow him to cash out if there's a divorce. They may even compel him to continue to pay into it.

(It might be in Bob and Celeste's hands but that's another issue.)

If they have 529s, that money is the child's/children's, not a nariral or individual adult asset. Yes, a court could require them to be funded through litigation, but they won't reject a settlement agreement that doesn't require it.

Nick's lack of success has little to do with his education, it's all him steering his life to abject failure.

True, though he went to low-tier higher education schools. And as someone in an intact upper-middle-middle-class family, at minimum, who went to a decent high school (it's not top tier, but not a problem school system, either, at all), landing at the college he did puts him mid-low tier for students at best, including counting the ones who didn't go to college from there at all. And that years later he went to the school he did puts him mid-tier (bumped up bc a non-MN school was not an option, given his family was here and apparently rope-tied to willmar).

Rehab has historically been an abbreviation for residential rehabilitation. I've never heard anybody refer to the kind of outpatient programme that Rekieta attended as rehab. Accidental misuse of the correct term or deliberate attempt to mislead? Rehab has generally referred to the most intensive form of drug/alcohol treatment -- long term, in-patient in which pretty well all aspects of your life are managed by the programme during the treatment process. The kind of out-patient programme Rekieta attended is really more akin to an educational programme. Perhaps there would have been some group work thrown in -- perhaps some kind of introduction to 12 step meetings, but engagement tends to be pretty voluntary. It's easy to just go through the motions.

Idk what specific type of program he attended, but there is such a thing as intensive outpatient care. It's usually a few hours a day a few days per week (it can vary). It's usually oriented to people who need to work for a living but need help.

Nick had no reason not to go to a standard inpatient residential 30-day program. He lives 2 hours from one of the best/ best-known rehab/recovery centers in the nation. It also has satellite programs in other towns though idr if any of them are inpatient. But beyond Hazelden, there are loads of other options. There are two for sure within 90-100 minutes (aka, an hour, at Nick's driving speeds) of him. Fuck it there are a ton right in and around Willmar.

And btw his "oh noooo I pay $1500/month in healthcare insurance" insurance would absolutely cover inpatient for him, which runs around $30k (may be outdated info) for a 30-day stay.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick had no reason not to go to a standard inpatient residential 30-day program.

That's wrong. He had a reason not to go to a real rehab. He REALLY likes cocaine. He wanted a "rehab" where he could continue to do cocaine.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Don’t remind me. For some reason all the kiddie diddlers of those generations always have certain SF/F authors in their collection. It’s almost like even back then they were planting the seeds of degeneracy for the future.

The authors themselves sometimes have skeletons in their closests. Isaac Asimov's son David was caught with what was described by the local county sheriff as the largest collection of CP in California history. I vaguely recall reading one news report which said he had an entire room filled with VCRs daisy-chained together, which means he wasn't just collecting, but distributing. Yet despite the mountain of evidence collected, he didn't do any prison time and was given a stupidly sweet plea deal by the feds.
And the prosecutor that signed off on the deal? Robert Mueller.
Yes, that Robert Mueller.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

That or his parents threatened to cut off his trust fund

I'm of the mind that his parents are clueless dumb asses so it has to be both his lawyer and parents. As in, the lawyer is a balldo buffer but knows what nick is doing fucking himself over yet cant stop nick from doing it. So he runs to the parents to explain the situation and emphasize the importance of shutting the fuck up so they can make nick clam up. If it all sounds pathetic and man baby tier, it's because it is.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Nobody wants to live next to Nick so they reduced the price to $425k on the balldo bunker...

I’m sure a bunch of nice families have come view the property but when they’re driving away, there’s an old man standing at the end of the road, they rolled down the window and the old man just says.

“Yall been lookin’ at that there Rekita house? I wouldn’t go in there if I was you. Some people say it’s haunted. People talk about in the night you can hear moans and slappin’ noises coming from it, dark figures can been seen in the window, ravaging housewives no less. “

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Idk what specific type of program he attended, but there is such a thing as intensive outpatient care. It's usually a few hours a day a few days per week (it can vary). It's usually oriented to people who need to work for a living but need help.

Based on Nick's description, it was 2-3 hour sessions, and he was only required to go once a week, but he attended 2-3 times a week to 'get it done faster'. He also claimed it was group counselling with a mix of live-in patients (whom he denigrated) and other out-patients.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Based on Nick's description, it was 2-3 hour sessions, and he was only required to go once a week, but he attended 2-3 times a week to 'get it done faster'. He also claimed it was group counselling with a mix of live-in patients (whom he denigrated) and other out-patients.

Yer it just sounds like court appointed anger management or community service. They don’t force you into a program and monitor you 24/7. They just give you an amount of hours you must complete before your next court date and you just stamp a punch card essentially when ever you go. If you complete the hours you normally get a lighter sentence.

You can opt into this as well. I think Ralph did that when he crashed his car into some black guy and his lawyer suggested Ralph does like 40 hours before his court appearance to make the judge favorable towards him.