Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[lindsayfan]

I’d love a Kiwi Prince and the Pauper story where the two girls get swapped. Although I’d pick growing up in a trailer with Ru Paul’s revenant mummy as a dad than Cuck Castle with Becca and 1d4 random polyamorous soy lords.

god this is such a great idea. sammie awakens surrounded by cucks, legos and star wars merch in the california mcmansion-- she's got becky's iphone 16 and is making 1080p tiktoks of herself teaching the cucks how to throw gang signs, trying to train becky's unibrowed barely-crawling goblin to twerk, and getting whatever quantity of tictac-sized cuck dick she can fish out of their groinal fat pads. she'd probably livestream the sex on her FB while doing her hellish cackle. "yoooo dis nigga callin me mama and shit! he ackin' like a BABY!" (1 comment, 13.04: karrli thomas karrli thomas: "karrli thomas")

meanwhile becky's stuck in a rural trailer or a dingy motel with the terrifying and mostly lifeless lich-lord Darnell... i love to imagine becky using a cracked-screen 2014 android to try to tweet about how she was microagressed during her expedition to buy expired high-sodium canned soup at the Dollar General, but she keeps losing her tweets because Kim's blowing up her phone wanting to use her foodstamp card

 

[ZB927]

Well, Kimmie is no longer an absconder. Dalton violated the protective order. Brilliant. I wish I knew who has the kids.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Well, Kimmie is no longer an absconder. Dalton violated the protective order. Brilliant. I wish I knew who has the kids.

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The kids are probably with that other sped they've been hanging out with.

 

[lindsayfan]

sorry for being slow, but is that order of protection dalton violated the one kim's dad took out?
so, kim's dad called the law on her, and then dalton went over there to holler at him about it and also got arrested?

 

[Even more 8008135]

so, kim's dad called the law on her, and then dalton went over there to holler at him about it and also got arrested?

One can hope!

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Getting some popcorn... y'all want some?

 

[Xenomorph]

Well, Kimmie is no longer an absconder. Dalton violated the protective order. Brilliant. I wish I knew who has the kids.

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AHAHAHAHAHA im glad kim is getting that nasty gunt power wershed

 

[VinegarPussy]

idk why stephen lemons constantly takes over other peoples' FB profiles. he used to do it to his mom and now he's done it multiple times to his gf chyenne.

when you see this type of shit, you know the ruthless settler-colonial state of stephen lemons has seized another facebook territory from its indigenous residents:
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i was looking into chyenne but there's nothing juicy, although it's kind of sad how many of her dozen-ish abandoned facebook profile pics literally center whoever her man at the time was... including two with stinky steve
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the only other thing of note is that her older (high-school-era) FBs are weeb-y, which is probably how she got lemongrabbed, since stephen's into that stuff as well.

the most interesting (by KF standards) thing is the random friends on the friends list. it's slightly mean but this pair were too striking not to screenshot:
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Spoiler: "so pretty"

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it would be funny if stephen appropriating other people's FBs was learned behavior from Kristie, since she does have this weird profile:
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...but that's likely just a case of kristie buying a used phone that came with a FB profile already on it... in this case, also a preexsting friendlist of 684 black people e.g. sister idahollis udoabba. kristie is living sammie's dream!!
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Not sure how I missed this — I’m post op, so apologies. Kaquendra Hollis is a parole agent for the state of AR; she’s from N Little Rock.

 

[Exhibortionist]

Well, Kimmie is no longer an absconder. Dalton violated the protective order. Brilliant. I wish I knew who has the kids.

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It's good she dyed her hair that hideous clown color before she went in because I heard people will pay for colored hair like that and make ghetto extensions out of it since they don't have access to regular colored hair dye like that. Kim could have some money for commissary.

Maybe Dalton could sell his ass 5 years ago for some ramen money but he's had quite the glow down so he's just gonna have to be broke I guess.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Both dipshits are still in custody.

Good.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Has anyone found out where the kids are?

 

[a hapless toad]

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Both dipshits are still in custody.

Good.

I mean, the only person who could post bail for them is the one who put them in there.

I hope to God A-Z are in the foster system rather than with grandpa. They need CPS eyes on them.

(And yes optimistic and yes foster homes can be horrible but more horrible than Kim and Dalton? And if they go with grandpa they'll just end up with K&D again.)

 

[The Taco Santo!]

This time Dalton's going to turn it all around and go on the straight and narrow and make something of himself, right?

 

[Got Milk!]

I'm glad to see they finally got picked up but where were the cops like 10 days ago, or so, before that poor baby came home with them? A lifetime of crisis could have potentially been averted right there.

We really really need a Tonka post right about now.

 

[Trombonista]

god this is such a great idea. sammie awakens surrounded by cucks, legos and star wars merch in the california mcmansion-- she's got becky's iphone 16 and is making 1080p tiktoks of herself teaching the cucks how to throw gang signs, trying to train becky's unibrowed barely-crawling goblin to twerk, and getting whatever quantity of tictac-sized cuck dick she can fish out of their groinal fat pads. she'd probably livestream the sex on her FB while doing her hellish cackle. "yoooo dis nigga callin me mama and shit! he ackin' like a BABY!" (1 comment, 13.04: karrli thomas karrli thomas: "karrli thomas")

You really think Sammie would fuck those cucks? They're all white!

 

[A_Skellington]

You really think Sammie would fuck those cucks? They're all white!

She fucked her cousin bro. Look at her white ass baby.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I know better than to get my hopes up, but it’s hard not to pray hard on this one. Please please please let this be the kids’ permanent escape from Kim.

 

[McSneaks]

They probably don't even know where the kids are probably still sitting on whatever bench she left them on. Hopefully (well, unfortunately for the guard) she got strip searched otherwise one of them could just be hiding in her folds.

At least pretty much anywhere they could be is an improvement

 

[Vi0l3t]

Sadly with kim we probably wont know anything unless something legal is spilled. Her dads never on Facebook. Mqybe kristie or the 3rd wheel tard will post about it. I keep checking but nothing. If her dad didn't take them they are 100% in foster care i cant think of anyone else who would who has stability.

 

[UnicornPiss2.0]

Sadly with kim we probably wont know anything unless something legal is spilled. Her dads never on Facebook. Mqybe kristie or the 3rd wheel tard will post about it. I keep checking but nothing. If her dad didn't take them they are 100% in foster care i cant think of anyone else who would who has stability.

I’m hoping they’re in foster care. Maybe then someone will report how fucked these kids are (especially Aiden) and get them the help they desperately need.

Fucking and MATI, I’m rooting for these kids. Rot in jail, retards.