Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[it's pronounced gif]

teehee she's not like other marvel fangirls!! she's a groomer

 

[a hapless toad]

She's a fun one. Thanks for bringing her details to the thread @BoobWhiskers .

This bitch needs an antipsychotic or three.

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

Snowy-wife reminds me of some ancient deviantart cows/super early tumblr cows. She's the right mix of tryhard cringe and just pure retarded.

and Staph, quit talking to retarded teenagers you manipulative predatory sack of fat.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Snowy-wife reminds me of some ancient deviantart cows/super early tumblr cows. She's the right mix of tryhard cringe and just pure retarded.

and Staph, quit talking to retarded teenagers you manipulative predatory sack of fat.

The kind of specially troubling thing about her is her mum seems to be knowingly and actively involved in the delusions.

 

[Arkin O'Brien]

The kind of specially troubling thing about her is her mum seems to be knowingly and actively involved in the delusions.

'Fun parents' are disastrous for kids. The info we've got on her is just depressing. Kid has an edgy immature white trash goth for a mother, of course she's a cringe retard trainwreck.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Staph defending our new favourite Staph side character Snowy Wife:
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Defending Snowy Wife with her college degree. What a great use for it.

The post in question:
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She's a fun one. Thanks for bringing her details to the thread @BoobWhiskers .

Heavy sighs because she's such a loony toon online and so psuedo-normal irl. I can't get over the fact that she uwus on having a puppy-love crush on the local football star and wants to wear his jacket, then hops online and reblogs insane posts about 'I want to make you fuck a corpse while I hold a gun to your head and then rape you myself' edgyposting.

She talks a lot about having BPD (or at least, she posts about it, but I think this one I would believe). Are delusions usually a part of that? Not that I think for one second that she actually hallucinates serial killers as her romcom roommate beasties, but Stapphy's snotty 'awfully ableist of you to diagnose someone online' (as if she doesn't diagnose every psycho that she flicks her bean to with gay and trans) rant would be extra funny if delusions WERE a part of Snowy's self-admitted neurosis.

 

[Meowzers]

The first slapfight:


I can not find out what started this hilarious interaction where Staph claims she whispered 'down the road, not across the street' as she cut herself with cuticle scissors. The thing with Blue Sky is that it hides people that the poster obviously took offense to and reported, making them appear as 'blocked' so you can't see what the originally said. However, if go to 'search' go by 'latest' and put keywords from the comment, then it will show you who they originally replied to, so you can go to that person's profile and see what they said.

Again, no idea what started this.

Classic.

Round two, which is way milkier:

What could have prompted this? I used the same method as before and was greeted with the following:

"Don't say KYS, that could be triggering!"
"how about i turn you into something i can feed to the cats?"
while i (and every sensible kiwi in this thread) agree that forcing cats to be vegetarian/vegan is absolutely inhumane, the cognitive dissonance is funny.

Black cats only. No mixed race. Stop intruding on their space, Siggy.

i just adore how smug this little shithead of a cat looks. maybe she truly is a daughter of lolkiwi

Can't wait for Staph's tattoo arc.

this entire interaction is just so fucking awkward to me. she cannot even consider that other people and their opinions exist that she can't engage in a simple exchange where she can compliment people or engage in a give-or-take conversation. she just sucks at communicating.
"that's a good rune to have" "thanks, i feel connected to it and this other rune!" "i'm going to get loki tattooed on me " vs "cool tattoo! that's a good rune to have!" "i feel connected to this rune!" "i feel connected to x rune personally, but i want loki's name tattooed on me!"

'And if you're over 18, he might initiate an intimate relationship with you.' Gross.

Even if Loki wasn't culturally inclined towards a 'old enough to bleed old enough to breed' mindset, he's literally a horsefucking trickster god.

you really think a horsefucker really cares about modern american age of consent, yarbs?

also, gonna yoink Jeffrey Dahmer the Pronoun Respecter for myself, thanks

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Maybe she's forgetting to show her work on this equation, and there's some big concert/festival in Iceland next year that she hasn't talked up yet. Or some pagan thing. And the penis museum.

Late, but while it’s unlikely unless someone else covers it (or Staph uses the tugboat backpay), an Iceland trip would be fun to witness. Aside from the Penis Museum, I don’t see how Staph would actually enjoy it. That’d be a huge chunk of change to see someone for one night when she has begged for her $13 rent in the past year. There isn’t even a McDonald’s there to bounce back on if she refuses to go to non fast food places. She would be miserable. She should go. It would be like Tess Holliday crying and eating ice cream in one of the oldest cities in the world because she’s too fat to actually enjoy it, only add more volcanoes, geysers, and puffins.

It's almost like she should have taken more time to grieve before panic adopting a cat to spite the trolls

Poor Mama Frigs. Staph is only thinking about herself when Peetie was more Mama’s cat (and companion) than hers. Meanwhile Staph treats her own companion animal like shit for the crimes of being young energetic kitty and not being ginger kitty. Maybe Staph will dump Siggy onto Mama by Christmas, and it’ll be a blessing in disguise for both of them.

Don't say KYS, that could be triggering!"

Heaven forbid that threats are as intimidating as threats are intended to be. Now go pee your pants

 

[Aunt Carol]

Now go pee your pants

Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting my continence? I peed them thirty-five minutes ago.

 

[RanchRanchLover]

Aw, crap, it hit me: volcanoes.
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Bet this is more Loki bullshit.

No, we should encourage this. The volcanoes are going off regularly there. Get her to go and do some stupid ritual to Loki and maybe she'll fall in.

I hope she doesn't go to Ireland we don't deserve that we already have Keffals. One tranny retard is enough.

 

[glass_houses]

No, we should encourage this. The volcanoes are going off regularly there. Get her to go and do some stupid ritual to Loki and maybe she'll fall in.

Dude, no, do you want another Laki?! Don't you know what happened the last time the Devil visited Iceland?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

If only Staph had the inclination to commission someone to make her a demonkin fur suit.


They asked for 'the most random band you saw live' not just 'a band you saw live.' Pure cringe description of the show.

@fagnarok someone has stolen your name.



Whoever is poking, fucking knock it off.


Sounds like some nerdy Tolkien shit to me. Go to sleep.

GO TO SLEEP.

 

[AfghanBlue]

she just sucks at communicating.
"that's a good rune to have" "thanks, i feel connected to it and this other rune!"

And this is why, after all this constant spamming of any and everyone mentions, she builds up no community on there.
She's managed to make one dangerous little pal (in that Staph is only gonna encourage her worse) in a loser teenager on tumblr because all the other crazies even bully her and the kid takes what she can get.

Staph actually going on a proper holiday would be a good move for Siggy to get out of the house and perhaps permanently away. Or maybe staph will go there for an entire week around Xmas and take her along.

If she went to Iceland there's a very small chance she could get stuck, like what happened in 2010 or something when the volcano went off and all the flights everywhere were grounded.

 

[Rap Scallion]

I don't know why her description of the most random thing feels so "off." It is like reading someone's answer to a fundamentally misunderstood concept. Alien attempting to pass as human again. I wouldn't call that random to begin with but the way she describes feels on par with someone discovering a shock site for the first time.

That is what people do at concerts to begin with? Sing or shout in unison. Throw stuff into the audience. Maybe have a screen showing stuff behind the band for added aesthetic. Then again this all boils down to Steph's obsession with piss so there is no sense in me speculating further. The sheer lack of emotional reaction even to this day about this concert and the leap in logic to traveling overseas is going to become my personal loch ness monster. So many questions. Is it because this other group just happens to be touring there next? Just wait for them to come back to your country in a year or whatever.

Anyway. Stephanie, you wake up periodically during the night because you probably have sleep apnea. Also, fat.

For any weens reading, kill yourselves. This thread has gone on for over five years at this point through little more than observation and like a manatee in the wild (who does not deserve the comparison, apologies to the manatees) Stephanie has been largely undisturbed.

Harassing her is not funny or productive and only makes you look like a fucking mongoloid 2cool4rules pick-me.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Staph is really enjoying the Snowy Wife discourse.

36 years old. Also, yes please to the essay.

People of TikTok! Loki has a message for you!

A.I. generated voice saying 'Loki wants everyone to listen to him. Link in description.' It links to a doc that is a copy paste of her channelled Loki blog post.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Man, I haven't checked in on what the fuck is going on over there because I've actually been productive the last week or two and want to keep a good thing going (and because she has tumblr kiddos trying to faildox her and I didnt want anyone thinking I was cowtipping) but Snowy is my side project and is apparently getting more and more tied to Stapphy...

Please, I just want to have some drawing time in peace. The dilemma is real. I guess I'll probably go see what other wildly self-doxing details she's shared in the probably 500-odd posts of the last week.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Stapfh: Oh yeah? Wait until you see the god I'm fucking! So much cooler than your adolescent twerps!

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Snowy is my side project and is apparently getting more and more tied to Stapphy...

Oh no.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

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Oh no.

Oh for fucks sake. Let's hope Stapphy doesn't also convince her she's a boxy next....

 

[pootie tang]

How long before Snowy and Staph get into a slap fight over Loki?