🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

As much as today would be preferred I anticipate the Ralphademise will be between Halloween and Christmas 2025 due to a benzo/alcohol/opioid oopsie. If the hip pain/injury arc are "TRU BISH" Cinco de Mayo may be poppin' next year and Santamale may dunk on the Ralphamale 2 seasons early, Inshallah.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Since he no longer has a blog to cry type on

Edit: he was replying to Godwinson

 

[Axiom.]

Since he no longer has a blog to cry type on
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I'm guessing the dollar store xannies and modelo aren't hitting like they used to

 

[Rage Pig]

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Edit: he was replying to Godwinson
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This is so embarrassing, using Twitter as his little bpd girl diary. The never-ending talk about himself, what a pussy slaying gonzo macho man he is, how he might have done some bad things but is so much better than everybody else. Godwinson with his gunt sycophant arc is even more embarrassing. Tell these things to a therapist or your barber piggy, you are making a huge, ridiculous ass of yourself with this constant stream of consciousness verbal diarrhea.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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Half of which people know nothing about.
The only stuff Ralph doesn't post about online is what even he knows he will be ridiculed for. Which means there is a veritable lost city of nectar out there, filled to the brim with RalphaLs...

 

[NaggotFigger]

I'm late, but here's the Ralphamale's true and honest thought about politisperging.
beel kreestul shud b in da preezon
jooz end wuhmin arr b-hind evil lmayoooh yassss
aint listaning to da cuntface cummie harris 4 8 mo' yeah bish ah raddah listen 2 slippy baidun whahl ah in ti jew wana of mehico ayylawg

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Funny because Ralph is in Mexico and the president is a Jewish woman

 

[GhostSquad]

Cogs is whatever tonka was doing

I saw Tonka was trying to come back and immediately nuked the stream he was on. He's hiding in some discord doing gay ops right now apparently.

 

[FiveStarAce]

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Getting drunk, alone at your computer, counts as gonzo-shit? Man, the really sad thing is that Ralph will never realize how patheticly boring his life was.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Getting drunk, alone at your computer, counts as gonzo-shit? Man, the really sad thing is that Ralph will never realize how patheticly boring his life was.

Pathetic doesn't begin to scratch the surface.

 

[AltisticRight]

Edit: he was replying to Godwinson

At lest I'm not like Eve Edge, the genetic dead end abortionist baroness nonce simp who is still salty over his breakup with his ex-boyfriend Asstonne porks and worst of all, he's also fucking Bri'ish.

 

[AnOminous]

Half of which people know nothing about.

So he's shat himself at least twice, since we only know about the one time.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

I saw Tonka was trying to come back and immediately nuked the stream he was on. He's hiding in some discord doing gay ops right now apparently.

Oh I was talking about his amateur wrestling thing in that warehouse in Alabama

 

[Rage Pig]

PolSci expert here, only 2 days ago I came up with a brilliant idea for the Trump campaign: Do exactly what you've done for the last few month! Totally worth it to accumulate $60k in student loans for these insights! Trump watching the Killstream confirmed!

 

[bile demon]

The record in question:

Ralph is absolutely right, the dwindling viewership of the Killstream is no longer enough to support him.

 

[GhostSquad]

Oh I was talking about his amateur wrestling thing in that warehouse in Alabama

If he's still doing that it's a surprise to me because of how shitty he was to all the other indie wrestlers and Ace himself.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Ralph is absolutely right, the dwindling viewership of the Killstream is no longer enough to support him.

Damn, where did Ralph find $278 to donate to himself?

 

[Die For Me!]

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idk how long this has been a feature on Twitter, but there's this button here that, if clicked, shows you comments Ralph personally seethed at and tried to scratch from the record:


link / archive
So far this is the only tweet i've seen with it, so definitely be on the lookout for the Troo & Honest Retort Button in future tweets.

 

[FiveStarAce]

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Ralph is absolutely right, the dwindling viewership of the Killstream is no longer enough to support him.

> "I don't Support pedophiles!"
> looses the meager rest of his following

You can't make this shit up

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

> "I don't Support pedophiles!"
> looses the meager rest of his following

You can't make this shit up

He also literally supported a pedophile way more directly than anyone else did. Of course, he only calls her that now that she, a pedophile, realized she was too good for him and left him and ghosted his suicide-baiting cry squeals.