Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
"Most of the time for [skilled labor] you need a background"

Never let it be said that Chibi went to school and learned nothing.
Do also note how he did extensive research for 1-2 years on this matter. He said it again here; just so we are reassured that he is not seeing it through rose tinted glasses, stepping into a hell hole of social isolation, being shunned and ridiculed as gaijin clown.
 
Faggot has never worked in Japan and he's suddenly an expert on it and in a field he has no training or background in?

Yeah but no. As I've always said to people who wanted to work in Japan, "what can you do that a Japanese person can't? What can you bring to this company that a person who was born and raised in Japan and speaks the language fluently can't do? Answer that question and you have a shot."

He's talking like he knows because he's "researched" it and still looks at Japan with the rose colored glasses of a fucking tourist. You want an IT job in Japan? Good luck. Unless you luck out or are some superstar you will fail.
 
Watching TIHYDP Tekken 8 made me realize that "Paul's" hair is very similar to what Chibi currently has. Will he cosplay as "Paul" in the near future? Or he already did?
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No.
Paul is cosplaying as Chibi. He's his biggest fan.
Do also note how he did extensive research for 1-2 years on this matter. He said it again here; just so we are reassured that he is not seeing it through rose tinted glasses, stepping into a hell hole of social isolation, being shunned and ridiculed as gaijin clown.
Don't Gaijin get leeway, at least at first? I imagine there would be a few people wanting to hang out with the bumbling white monkey for novelty factor alone. The type of westerners complaining about social isolation there that I know of are anime and yellow fever tourists who weren't pleasant to be around to begin with and thought they'd find friends in Japan.
 
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Don't Gaijin get leeway, at least at first? I imagine there would be a few people wanting to hang out with the bumbling white monkey for novelty factor alone. The type of westerners complaining about social isolation there that I know of are anime and yellow fever tourists who weren't pleasant to be around to begin with and thought they'd find friends in Japan.
Oh like you wouldn't believe. As a huaito piggu you're not expected to live by Japan's unspoken rules and in most cases it's a matter of them treating you like you're dumber than Chibi is in real life.

And while it was considered cachet to have a gaijin as a friend or even a boyfriend / girlfriend back in the day it's less so now. Back then a lot of Japanese women wanted a hafu child as they were considered "cuter" than Japanese babies. And they liked how their gaijin boyfriends / husbands weren't afraid to show them affection even in public which a lot of Japanese still have trouble with.
 
As someone who is learning Japanese on the side by my own. I can tell you that this dipshit bases his knowledge on anime that he sees and not actual examples like normal conversation of actual japanese people. He if he somehow manages a job, he will inevitably offend someone with either his bad japanese or manners and considering the japanese puts emphasis on casual, vulgar and polite speaking, he is bound to piss off someone and getting fired.
 
I thought he was voice acting for a cartoon not a power point? There's like 12 frames of animation for the whole 4 and a half minutes. Who does this stuff appeal to? Is there a huge fan base?
Weebs, nerds and retards make up a large amount of the people who would be into that.

It wasn't even a good impression. Just Cheebs being Cheebs speaking in an old timey voice with a filter on.
 
Yeah but no. As I've always said to people who wanted to work in Japan, "what can you do that a Japanese person can't? What can you bring to this company that a person who was born and raised in Japan and speaks the language fluently can't do? Answer that question and you have a shot."
What most foreigners looking to teach english have as an advantage is a implied higher level of understanding of english that ambitious parents of kids are willing to pay for. Some will even specify what kind of foreigner they want teaching their kid (USA, UK being the most popular, New Zealand and South African being the least popular). The greatest asset that westerns have when they are starting out is implied expertise, which can get you a lot in smaller markets. Japan has too many of these people tho so you will get stuck at a churn and burn company that has a revolving door of staff.
 
What most foreigners looking to teach english have as an advantage is a implied higher level of understanding of english that ambitious parents of kids are willing to pay for. Some will even specify what kind of foreigner they want teaching their kid (USA, UK being the most popular, New Zealand and South African being the least popular). The greatest asset that westerns have when they are starting out is implied expertise, which can get you a lot in smaller markets. Japan has too many of these people tho so you will get stuck at a churn and burn company that has a revolving door of staff.
Basically it's the fact they come from an English speaking country. That's really it. English schools in Japan have such a bad reputation and the turnover is pretty high meaning a lot of people there quit after a year or so. It takes a special kind of drive to keep doing it year after year.

That's not something Cheebs has. He latches onto something, goes hardcore into it... then drops it a couple months later. He'd last six months as an English teacher and possibly two weeks doing anything else.

That appears to be the consensus. You'd think a cosplay master like Chibi would know you can cover your real eyebrows with make-up and draw the anime ones on (also nobody cares if your Miles Edgeworth eyebrows are lore-accurate).
This is what I mean that he latches onto something and goes hardcore. If you shave off your eyebrows so you can cosplay as one character to be as accurate as possible it shows a level of retardation that most people don't have. But Chibi is still of the mind that he's going to be some famous cosplayer living in Glorious Nippon and being surrounded by tons of schoolgirls who are all fighting for his dick.
 
As I've always said to people who wanted to work in Japan, "what can you do that a Japanese person can't?
That's not even exclusively a Japan thing, it's a work visa in general thing. Why would they spend money and resources sponsoring and importing some unskilled retard who could easily end up quitting or fired within 6 months?
 
That's not even exclusively a Japan thing, it's a work visa in general thing.
It's a work thing, in general: the number of potential candidates rises exponentially to how generic your skillset is. When virtually anyone can do what you do, and you have Adam's personality to boot, the odds of even getting to the interview stage are slim, nevermind actually being hired.

This is why I keep saying he would be a fool to quit his AT&T job, regardless of how much he bitches about them.
 
This is why I keep saying he would be a fool to quit his AT&T job, regardless of how much he bitches about them.
To this day, I can't understand how Cheebs doesn't realize he won't make anywhere close to what he's making now at AT&T anywhere else. He has no skill set, no experience (calling people and trying to sell them shit isn't hard to do since it requires being to hear and speak), no real college education. The only reason he got that job was because his mother helped him. He quits that job and he can kiss his trips to Japan goodbye if he ever plans to take anymore.
 
To this day, I can't understand how Cheebs doesn't realize he won't make anywhere close to what he's making now at AT&T anywhere else.
Boglim's razor is a Cobraverse phenomenon, but it also applies to Cheebs. He is a deluded retard who can only survive with assistance from responsible adults.

He has convinced himself that the comfortable lifestyle he enjoys today can never be destabilised and so he approaches his career much like a literal child who thinks they can be an astronaut apropos of nothing one day; then tomorrow, a dinosaur.
 

Don’t know how old this is, but she appears to be a hostess at a mediocre chain of Italian restaurants, Carraba’s.

If someone would like to archive it, go ahead. Not much here. I’ll post some of my favorite pictures though.

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Jesus Christ, that lazy eye. She looks at chibi and sees a failure and the vending machine down the hall to the left.
 
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