Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheLastJoestar]

I increasingly believe that Nick is the one who decided on this course of action, due to his narcissism.

Dont think it's quite narcissism. The play was a decent enough idea on paper, had it worked it would have completely swept this entire case up at once. The problem was the shortsighted nature of all eggs in one basket.

Nick has balldo-washing yes-men like Barnes, Barnes Lite and Ty Beard in his corner 3 very retarded lawyers who all think they know everything about the secret REAL law and then there's Nick. Everything about this strategy has their fingerprints over it.

- Insane constitutional challenges (Barnes)

- Waiting until the last second to file and subsequently failing (Beard)

- Arrogrant all-or-nothing Pricknology (Nick)
(Side note: watch this whole video, or if you dont have time this one which is only 2 minutes yes Black Nats actually believe this and now the word "tricknology" has become a part of my daily vocabulary)

Together, you get an unholy trinity of retardation. They ARE sending their best, their best just sucks. I thank GOD Rittenhouse never had Barnes

 

[Sharpeteer]

What surgery has Kayla got? Boob job, pussy job, tummy tuck, face lift, fillers is that all?

All money well spent. Look how amazing the result looks:

 

[Mr. Pierce]

But then April would be out of commission for 4-8 weeks. Rekieta was pissed he had to wait 6 weeks when Kayla got her labiaplasty (or whatever it was).
Also, your username is very funny given this topic of conversation.

That's the neat part, he can just fall back to using the Balldo on Kayla's busted up body until the upgrades on April are complete. Isn't redundancy wonderful?

 

[Captain Manning]

Bobby The Broom has never told Nick "no" in his entire life. That's why he's like this in the first place.

I just don’t see the Rekietas deciding to start parenting their faggot son more than 40 years into his life. If they’re in such denial that Bob was claiming under oath that he’s never seen Nick drunk, they’re not now suddenly swooping in to set him straight.

I certainly agree it's probably true that they did a shit job parenting him at a young age.

However, for the reason BG and I have laid out, I think they have finally stepped in to tard wrangle him given the obvious seriousness of the situation. They did it right after denied, denied, denied.

They understand now that, contrary to Barnes' claims, his behavior on livestreams can be used against him in court. Something they maybe didn't grasp before, given their age (old people and tech), and the fact they probably had just believed whatever crap Nick fed them.

The way Nick is acting now is totally unlike how Nick normally acts when he's in trouble.

The alternate theory is the synapses finally started firing, and he suddenly realizes he needs to shut the fuck up...

...and that's just ridiculous. We're talking about Nicholas Robert Rekieta here.

Plus, he hasn't shut the fuck up fully. He's still tweeting and pay-pigging Melton. I think the deal is that he's not allowed to stream in order to avoid a complete catastrophe on the level of the cokestream. The stream that is now accepted into evidence as to his coke usage.

Nick's parents are unique in that they do have some leverage over him. It's called Petrofac money. Something he's depended on all his life (i.e. Bob paying his property taxes), and will be increasing depending on now that his streaming career is borked.

If people here are having difficulty with the idea of them actually "parenting," you can think of it more as then protecting his dumb ass. From himself. Rich parents do that all the time for their spoiled brat children.

He's being wrangled by Bob and Celeste. It's that simple.

Yep.

Don't feel too bad though. Half the thread didn't believe the corner demon at first. Remember some people thought your initial analysis was crazy, and he was just hallucinating? Even though you could actually hear noise being made by the other occupant in the room.

There's a good chance you'll be vindicated on this as well.

 

[Owlbear]

A good example is the contract with Rumble. It was a one-year contract, but he acted like it was for life and that Rumble would never drop him. He alienated his audience, shifted his branding towards degeneracy, and never thought this would come back to bite him later.

Just to sperg about this a little bit, when I first heard that he got a Rumble contract, I assumed the contract was a deal of the kind you normally expect for a streamer: "$X million spread over 4 years." The key here is that it's a multi-year deal that covers the inevitable hit you're going to be taking by moving platforms, and many streamers don't seem to have been able to build back nearly as well on the new platform when they do this. For Nick at his peak, X might have been greater than 1, too. When he was talking about contract renewal less than a year later, I was very surprised.

Nick obviously did not foresee any loss of audience and Rumble thought they could get away with this in their creator contracts by having him do the "Rumble flip" instead of saying "hey guys, I'm only on Rumble now." As far as I can tell, it was (naturally) only rightoid spergs who took the Rumble deal. He also clearly didn't foresee any loss of viewers or the loss of the contract after 1 year (despite no guarantees) from him becoming an open degenerate.

 

[RotPockets]

That's the neat part, he can just fall back to using the Balldo on Kayla's busted up body until the upgrades on April are complete. Isn't redundancy wonderful?

As long as he doesn’t take Fetid Gapril to Hedonism II he doesn’t really have to worry about her undercarriage falling out like Kayla’s. He can continue to ride her hard and put her away wet up until inevitably tossing her away like used shoes.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

It's almost Greer-tier. Since it was the one motion he'd filed irl that actually worked, it must work again even in a completely different case where it was obvious bullshit.

Except it didn't work. The Court said his claim under Franks was bullshit. He challenged probable cause, and that's where he won.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick obviously did not foresee

This could be his epitaph.

 

[Law]

Ghoul job

+2 Necromancy
- 2 Social
Adds poison damage

That's the neat part, he can just fall back to using the Balldo on Kayla's busted up body until the upgrades on April are complete. Isn't redundancy wonderful?

This is funny but Nick, being a misogynist porn-enthusiast, probably does view women not as living human beings, but as modifiable commodities, like cars. Gotta have more than one! Gotta get mud grips and a light bar!

I certainly agree it's probably true that they did a shit job parenting him at a young age.

Even if this is true, there comes a time in everyone's life (barring truly egregious abuses, like rape, maiming and murder) where "mummy and daddy weren't nice enough to me" can't be your reason for everything that you do. Sure, Mom and Pop Rekieta were probably not batting 1000 in the parenting department, but Nick is a grown ass man with kids of his own. At this point there are more experiences he's had on his own than under his parent's care. I'm tired of selfish men trying to wave away their fuckups with the ole shitty childhood excuse. Plenty of other latchkey kids grew up to not expose their daughters to cocaine.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

As long as he doesn’t take Fetid Gapril to Hedonism II

I’m legitimately curious if he would pass April around the way he did with Kayla.

 

[Captain Manning]

Even if this is true, there comes a time in everyone's life (barring truly egregious abuses, like rape, maiming and murder) where "mummy and daddy weren't nice enough to me" can't be your reason for everything that you do.

In no way am I suggesting it is.

In fact, my post last night was mocking him for that very idea.

As near as anybody can tell, the biggest issue this spoiled nigger has with his dad is his dad didn't tell him about his sex with his mom. Which is fucking weird.

He's a spoiled brat.

I’m legitimately curious if he would pass April around the way he did with Kayla.

Well, his hero Dick passes Mint around. I think they even have a word for it: "Sampling." Monkey see, monkey do.

There's no way he's giving up the swinging. He's gonna try and hide it by going back to the trad Christian act, but I don't see it working like it did before.

 

[Pagan Min]

There's no way he's giving up the swinging.

To be honest, the only type of swinging I want to hear about regarding Rackets is from the end of a rope.




Because he made a tire swing, of course! Man, what did you THINK I meant???

(Hey, if Nicky-boy can try his lame excuse for "MAPs on a wall", then I can do the same with rope-swinging... )

 

[Anticipointment]

In addition, there is no reason to suggest from the address that he had moved. It says it's being sent to Nick/Kayla c/o ("care of") Bob and Celeste. If he was trying to change his address to convince people he had indefinitely moved he/his attorney would not have written the address that way.

He's being wrangled by Bob and Celeste. It's that simple.

Maybe Nick needed a mail opening supervisor. He’s had issues with not opening email and physical mail in a timely manner (or at all) in the past.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

It has been 2 weeks since his first "Talk to you soon" Locals post:


And then, 5 days ago, he cried about how life is so complicated, and how he's struggling with mental health.

He promised his Locals, once again, that he'd see them very soon.
Since then: 0 Locals / YouTube / Rumble streams.

• 5k Locals Gift: DENIED
• 14 Locals Streams in May: DENIED
• See you all very soon: DENIED

Explanations to his paying Locals supporters: DENIED.

 

[Law]

Is not doing the thing he was paid for an idiot filter? Like after this only the truly delusional die-hards will stay subscribed?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Is not doing the thing he was paid for an idiot filter? Like after this only the truly delusional die-hards will stay subscribed?

Only the truly delusional die-hards have lasted this long and they’re clearly all rather pathetic.

 

[marbury]

Turns out Nick does need some money fast
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Nick dropped the price to 425,000 a few days ago, but I didn't notice anyone mention it ITT.
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*edit. It was mentioned, I just missed it

Somebody send this to Scuffed Realtor just for the bathroom reaction.

 

[Oh Darn]

It has been 2 weeks since his first "Talk to you soon" Locals post:
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And then, 5 days ago, he cried about how life is so complicated, and how he's struggling with mental health.
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When did April make that "... God must have a sense of humor" post? Could Bob and Celeste's wrangling of Nick have anything to do with an unexpected bundle of joy?

 

[ChromaQuack]

It has been 2 weeks since his first "Talk to you soon" Locals post:
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And then, 5 days ago, he cried about how life is so complicated, and how he's struggling with mental health.
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He promised his Locals, once again, that he'd see them very soon.
Since then: 0 Locals / YouTube / Rumble streams.

• 5k Locals Gift: DENIED
• 14 Locals Streams in May: DENIED
• See you all very soon: DENIED

Explanations to his paying Locals supporters: DENIED.

You don't understand, Nick is operating under Blizzard's Soon™ guidelines.

: I didn't give a specific date incel prudes, maybe you should learn what Soon means when it comes from someone who's very busy with life and muh mentalz. Only someone who has five kids, a pilled out wife, a cokehead sidepiece, a dead career and a rustang can truly understand.

 

[AnOminous]

He also clearly didn't foresee any loss of viewers or the loss of the contract after 1 year (despite no guarantees) from him becoming an open degenerate.

And this is despite the fact that virtually everyone told him exactly that would happen. His response was to smugly eat a single Dorito while making faggy faces.

Except it didn't work. The Court said his claim under Franks was bullshit. He challenged probable cause, and that's where he won.

Well, he thought it worked. Therefore he was an expert on all things Franks.

So in reality, he did the exact opposite of what had actually worked in the past? I missed that. (I don't really think there was a viable claim there wasn't probable cause in the current case but it was better than that Franks nonsense.)