Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Ghoul job

Meme Copium pointed out the obvious. The drugs have advanced Qayla's transformation into a Deep One.

 

[3MMA]

A 40+ year old man and baby daddy o'five wearing a Balldo, a Hot Topic belt, with the weakest snake tattoo of all time that looks like the kind of shit beginner tattooists do on pigs to practice, sitting in the corner stroking his flaccid dick to his wife getting railed by Jamaicans, is the most gut bustingly funny thing ever. Even when he tard rages and tries to act intimidating. Actually, ESPECIALLY when he tard rages and tries to act intimidating.

Nick is basically this:

You show 'em tiger! Have a coke and a smile!

 

[RotPockets]

Oh yes, he was diagnosed with the faggotry, and has never recovered. It's a miracle he can muster the physical strength to sit at his computer, and be a reply guy. His life is just so hard man.

His parents chopped down that Internet, he’s hiding in the shower on his phone sending superchats to pedophiles while being JuJu’s reply guy. It ends as it began.

 

[TexOffender]

This is Nick's pinned Tweet:

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Oh the unintentional comedy....

L | A

He think he's Renton from Trainspotting now?

 

[gang weeder]

I was kind of surprised that Nick actually streamed again at all after his arrest. I thought, surely he's not that retarded? Welp he was. Still it figures that, sooner or later, it would get through all the holes in his brain that yes, he's going to have to do a plea deal to stay out of jail. People like to talk a big game right up until they realize that they aren't in a position to negotiate after all. Makes sense it would come after all his legal shenanigans were mega-denied.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick only streams nowadays when he thinks he some win on the Farms and or Lawtube.

This has backfired every time.

Even a massive delusional retard like Nick can be Pavlov classically conditioned over time.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He think he's Renton from Trainspotting now?

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a grift. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big balldo.
Yeah, that's all I've got. I forgot how long that monologue was.

 

[Captain Manning]

You faggots with the KKK stuff is very cringe. You should all neck yourselves.

Nick has agency, if even his parents have, for the time, tard wrangled him. Nick's failings are his own, including his dying streaming career. No amount of hur durr here impacts Balldoman's ability to cuck his audience of content.

My goodness, aren't you a ray of sunshine today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed, did we?

But seriously, I think the people doing it are just having fun, and don't actually believe the Farms is controlling Nick. Some of them might even be trying to induce Nick to have a sperg-out stream.

Meanwhile, I myself think his parents are exercising control to at least some degree now, and that's why he's not streaming.

If he intends to take a plea deal, he is going to have to pretend to be remorseful at some point. That's something I don't believe he relishes doing.

Eh, he's good at lying. I wouldn't call that "agreement" so much as putting up another front.

Just don't be shocked if, after enough time passes, he starts talking how he totally could have taken it to trial and won, because he's totes innocent, but the big nasty government cucked him worse than Aaron did.

Bottom line is I don't think he suddenly found Jesus. And I absolutely think the being coached/controlled to some degree now.

A week ago, after giving $75+ to Melton, when he made the decision to stop giving Melton any more money that day.

Oh shit! You got me there! That's like how I quit smoking every night before I go to bed! Damn!

You are NOT invited to the KKK barbeque this weekend, mister

Yeah, and I heard somewhere the Kouncil is serving the Franks that Nick couldn't get! Your loss, @Dixieland Buckaroo!

His parents chopped down that Internet, he’s hiding in the shower on his phone sending superchats to pedophiles while being JuJu’s reply guy. It ends as it began.

He alwayyyyys returns to Ju Juuuuuu!
He just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dowwwwn.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Meanwhile, I myself think his parents are exercising control to at least some degree now, and that's why he's not streaming.

I'm pretty sure they are masked members of the Kollective.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Your theory is wrong.

It has already been explained to you why this is wrong: Nick has streamed AT NIGHT multiple times from his home, being visible at times both in his studio area and in the kitchen/living area in the past month or so. Somehow, that escaped mention in your 6 points.

In addition, there is no reason to suggest from the address that he had moved. It says it's being sent to Nick/Kayla c/o ("care of") Bob and Celeste. If he was trying to change his address to convince people he had indefinitely moved he/his attorney would not have written the address that way.

He's being wrangled by Bob and Celeste. It's that simple.

Respectfully I disagree.

The case caption changed. I think the "C/O" on mail is simply because Nick doesn't want to file a change of address with the post office. I don't think "C/O" has anything to do with his parents taking over anything. Nick is just lazy with the post office and lists who the post office expects as recipients.

The court believes Nick lives in Wilmar. Previous filings were Spicer. I don't keep track of his streams but I've only seen two streams from the living room which is easily supervised. I've only heard of a single overnight studio stream. Could that have been an activity that KCHHS noticed and squashed? I certainly don't know his restrictions. KCHHS restrictions seem a lot more probable than Bob "Nick is a great parent' and Celeste restrictions. For all I know they are on vacation or back in Florida for the winter.

And it looks like he is late with his lawyer registration fee. Due 10/01. Not yet delinquent though.

 

[AnOminous]

I was kind of surprised that Nick actually streamed again at all after his arrest. I thought, surely he's not that retarded? Welp he was. Still it figures that, sooner or later, it would get through all the holes in his brain that yes, he's going to have to do a plea deal to stay out of jail. People like to talk a big game right up until they realize that they aren't in a position to negotiate after all. Makes sense it would come after all his legal shenanigans were mega-denied.

"Everybody has plans until they get hit for the first time." Tyson

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

But seriously, I think the people doing it are just having fun, and don't actually believe the Farms is controlling Nick. Some of them might even be trying to induce Nick to have a sperg-out stream.

Please, nigga- this old man has been up since 5am, just like every other day, working the salt mines. There is no side of the bed - there is only salt.

Above said, it becomes tiring to even parse this thread when yet another "@BalldoBaggins1488" shits up the thread for the 42nd time today with the latest "not in the slightest bit funny bullshit", because they don't know how to use chat, there's no OT Balldo thread, and because the limp dick cuckold faggot Nick "The Balldo" Rekieta, subject of this thread, can't drag his (or his hoes') ass out of bed by 5pm to feed his keeeedssss, much less contribute content to society.

 

[DemsBNutz]

You are NOT invited to the KKK barbeque this weekend, mister

The Kewis Kick Kucks ( in the ballz) BBQ but it so much fun!

 

[AnOminous]

Above said, it becomes tiring to even parse this thread when yet another "@BalldoBaggins1488" shits up the thread for the 42nd time today with the latest "not in the slightest bit funny bullshit", because they don't know how to use chat, there's no OT Balldo thread, and because the limp dick cuckold faggot Nick "The Balldo" Rekieta, subject of this thread, can't drag his (or his hoes') ass out of bed by 5pm to feed his keeeedssss, much less contribute content to society.

We're well beyond keeping this thread clean of nonsense and shitposting. Do call us out if we get into excessive shitposting on the "State of Minnesota v. Cuckieta" thread though.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

A small April update:

This weekend, April followed the personal and professional Instagram accounts of the body piercer at the local Willmar tattoo parlor, Dedicated Soul Studio. This is the same place where she may have gotten her latest tattoo.


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What piercing do you guys think Nick paid for to keep April happy? Her belly button was done years ago, and a nose piercing like Kayla’s might interfere with April’s hobbies. I’m sure she will show off whatever it is soon (probably more holes in her ear tbh).

What the fuck is that? Acne fetish?
Are they making themselves little artificial blackheads with tattoos and piercings?


That looks awful.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I was kind of surprised that Nick actually streamed again at all after his arrest. I thought, surely he's not that retarded? Welp he was. Still it figures that, sooner or later, it would get through all the holes in his brain that yes, he's going to have to do a plea deal to stay out of jail. People like to talk a big game right up until they realize that they aren't in a position to negotiate after all. Makes sense it would come after all his legal shenanigans were mega-denied.

I'm not. It is rare for a lolcow to learn any lessons after an arrest. Namely not go back onto in the internet and get back into the swing of things with the same behavior that got you into trouble in the first place. Nick especially of all lolcows was not going to let everyone on here think they got a win over him.

Take into consideration that other high-profile felon cows like Ethan Ralph and Christopher Cantwell immediately jumped back online the second they were out of custody to continue with their autism. Nick is no different and nothing told me five months ago upon his arrest that anything would be different.

 

[LovisXVI]

Meme Copium pointed out the obvious. The drugs have advanced Qayla's transformation into a Deep One.

Well considering Walz has looked absolutely piscine, I am starting to suspect there is a Deep One city in Lake Superior off the coast of Minnesota.

But seriously, I think the people doing it are just having fun, and don't actually believe the Farms is controlling Nick. Some of them might even be trying to induce Nick to have a sperg-out stream.

It's worked before, he is a known contrarian and tends to do things just because people don't want him to, so inciting him is the best way to get something out of this. It has been all quiet on the Balldo front for a while. We've got until November until we get some milk for certain.

Above said, it becomes tiring to even parse this thread when yet another "@BalldoBaggins1488" shits up the thread for the 42nd time today with the latest "not in the slightest bit funny bullshit", because they don't know how to use chat, there's no OT Balldo thread, and because the limp dick cuckold faggot Nick "The Balldo" Rekieta, subject of this thread, can't drag his (or his hoes') ass out of bed by 5pm to feed his keeeedssss, much less contribute content to society.

What precisely would we even talk about if not shitposting about him? As said, been real damn quiet, and speculation is the best we have got.

That said Balldo Baggins is an excellent username and I encourage any lurking alog to take it. Surprised no one has yet.

 

[Sharpeteer]

That said Balldo Baggins is an excellent username and I encourage any lurking alog to take it. Surprised no one has yet.

Just watch - now a "Balldo Baggins" user will join out of spite, and to be the one to get the joke for themselves.

I can appreciate that kind of pettiness, but please be normal whoever you are. No "I'm new here and don't want to read the OP, but when did Nick go wrong?"

 

[not william stenchever]

You faggots with the KKK stuff is very cringe. You should all neck yourselves.

Nick has agency, if even his parents have, for the time, tard wrangled him. Nick's failings are his own, including his dying streaming career. No amount of hur durr here impacts Balldoman's ability to cuck his audience of content.

You don't get to sit on the porch of the plantation house drinking mint julips while watching Nick get a flogging for being an uppity nigger who wants to stream instead of pick cotton. We own him.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Respectfully I disagree.

The case caption changed. I think the "C/O" on mail is simply because Nick doesn't want to file a change of address with the post office. I don't think "C/O" has anything to do with his parents taking over anything. Nick is just lazy with the post office and lists who the post office expects as recipients.

The court believes Nick lives in Wilmar. Previous filings were Spicer. I don't keep track of his streams but I've only seen two streams from the living room which is easily supervised. I've only heard of a single overnight studio stream. Could that have been an activity that KCHHS noticed and squashed? I certainly don't know his restrictions. KCHHS restrictions seem a lot more probable than Bob "Nick is a great parent' and Celeste restrictions. For all I know they are on vacation or back in Florida for the winter.

And it looks like he is late with his lawyer registration fee. Due 10/01. Not yet delinquent though.

They will have sent out a late notice on 10/2, assessed a late fee ($75), and given him until 11/1 to pay or be administratively suspended. If suspended there is a $100 reinstatement fee.

He was late paying last year as well (payment 10/10/2023).