Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[winderson_silva]

I just find hilarious how GF been delivering mid since XY, while other companies made some great stuff with the spin offs like Coliseum or Mystery Dungeon.

 

[Caesar]

Octopus.

Tbf Pokemon animal classifications are fucked up. We still don't even have an actual spider with any more than six limbs, even the dude named Spidops and Tarantula.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Mega Garchomp originally had +20SPD, not SpATK. Who chose to nerf him later on?

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I did a breakdown of stat changes of Gen 3 Pokemon and I call tell you right now, there are a lot of retarded changes in there, usually for the worse. Gamefreak simply can't balance for shit, hence why we have an autistic mess of a metagame every generation that requires bans upon bans to even remotely make "fair".

I want to take a moment to thank Google's pajeets for leaving such a massive gaping loophole in their retarded download restrictions.
I downloaded every single file without one single screen bitching about an exceeded transfer quota or too many people downloading shit at once. Get fucked jewgle, get fucked Game Freak.

I haven't had a single problem over the last few days, aside from a few 404 links. I guess I just got lucky?
BTW last I checked, the repo links are still up, all of them.

In HGSS, we were suppsed to have thematic gyms

Jesus Christ, we got ROBBED
Seriously, why cut that? The assets are already made!

Rapidash is one of mine. This week extracts a heavy toll on us all.

I bet it's the gay Galarian one, too
Bleed

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

I just find hilarious how GF been delivering mid since XY, while other companies made some great stuff with the spin offs like Coliseum or Mystery Dungeon.

they choose not to branch out and do cool stuff like that but they choose to be formulaic and boring.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Tbf Pokemon animal classifications are fucked up. We still don't even have an actual spider with any more than six limbs, even the dude named Spidops and Tarantula.

What, are Octopi not the final metamorphic stage of sucker fish?

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Well the Blueberry Academy DLC showed that many legendaries just chill around Paldea so it's in the games, too.

Two of my fave new legends, Lunala and Solgaleo, aren't necessarily unique or rare at all in the UB world, same as all of the Ultra Beasts. Nothing really says Nebby is that unique. Kinda strange to think in the UB dimension, the pokemon we've seen might be their rattata, pidgeys etc

Yup..

You know what, now that i think about it, wasn't i stated in some lore, or at the very least hinted at, that they mixed in human DNA to create Mewtwo or something.. It's been so long. I feel stupid not remembering because he is one of my favorites.

I honestly don't recall people hating BW because you couldn't catch older Pokémon. I recall excitement over that. It was something new rather than just the same damn rehashes again.
I think there's been a rewrite how people saw it at the time, just like how people think Zelda II was a rejected black sheep when in reality people loved it at the time.

Same.. That feels like i was an internal cope by someone wanting an excuse.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Octopus.

Octopussy


EDIT: I regret everything.

 

[Caesar]

What, are Octopi not the final metamorphic stage of sucker fish?

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Now you say it, Octillery seems to have at most 6 legs other than a couple anime frames, so he's not an octo either.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Yup..

You know what, now that i think about it, wasn't i stated in some lore, or at the very least hinted at, that they mixed in human DNA to create Mewtwo or something.. It's been so long. I feel stupid not remembering because he is one of my favorites.

It was Blaine's dead daughter that he was attempting to clone back into existence, but since the clone's were failing he spliced in Mew DNA in an attempt to get a clone that wouldn't die which created Mewtwo.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Pokestar studios is creepy af

You mean to tell me you WOULDN'T want to encounter a giant woman that you can look up her skirt?

 

[winderson_silva]

So, finding a DS on my country is really hard and im not paying 300 bucks on a switch. Which you think is the best game of the series to try on an emulator? Ive head that BW2 is pretty much the peak for the sprite era.

And related to the Zoroark thing, I find funny what GF tried to make it a Lucario 2.0, but made impossible to get without events on BW1, like whats the point of making a movie for the fucking thing if you wa

 

[Kari Kamiya]

White girls fuck dogs to death.

 

[Cloudberry_Jam]

So, finding a DS on my country is really hard and im not paying 300 bucks on a switch. Which you think is the best game of the series to try on an emulator? Ive head that BW2 is pretty much the peak for the sprite era.

BW2 is supposedly top-tier.
If you're not importing a DSi for twenty bucks from Japan and softmod it, melonDS and DeSmuME are prolly your best bet.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

What, are Octopi not the final metamorphic stage of sucker fish?

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It makes more sense when you realize Remoraid was a gun and Octillery was a tank at one point.

i swear, Gen2 betas were way fucking cooler than what we got.

 

[Caesar]

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White girls fuck dogs to death.

Speaking of Pokemon tower, it's pretty messed up in G&S they knocked it down and moved it to a tiny building to make room for a radio tower. Mr Fuji says there's loads more graves underground.

They dug up thousands and thousands of dead Pokemon to build a radio tower in the most barren area of Kanto

 

[30+GameOvers]

The genderless thing was more a game mechanic "necessity" breeding block implemented retardedly. One of the main arcs of the anime centered around a baby legendary and it's parents. Quite a few of the legendaries in fact aren't special at all and instead members of a species. The Ditto Mew thing is possible. Mewtwo can't bread because he's he only one of his race... unless it's with another pokemon.. I mean If mew works like Ditto then it's possible he can with anything. Maybe even human.

To be fair, I don't really consider Anime to be canon. They are too different to be part of the same universe so it's better to think of the anime as a different timeline. I know I just took the lore from the anime and applied it to Mewtwo, but that's where most of his personality and lore came from anyways so I am willing to make him an exception.

I stop lurking this thread for a few days and come back to official pedophile pokemon, and canon zoophilia with a squid what the fuck is this timeline

My friend, this was always your standard Pokemon discussions. The leaks just made it official. I have no clue what fandom people who are surprised by any of this were participating in, probably normalfags who stopped playing Pokemon when it "stopped being cool" in high school.

I honestly don't recall people hating BW because you couldn't catch older Pokémon. I recall excitement over that. It was something new rather than just the same damn rehashes again.
I think there's been a rewrite how people saw it at the time, just like how people think Zelda II was a rejected black sheep when in reality people loved it at the time.

Biggest reason BW got so much hate was because the fans were shitting themselves over not being able to use Pikachu or Charizard again(and bringing old Pokemon back was one of the biggest marketing points of BW2 as well). The other was mocking some of the designs of the new Pokemon, like the garbage bag or the ice cream cone. Seeing some of the later designs, which these same people were slobbering over because "Gamefreak redeemed themselves!"(By giving me more Charizard and Pikachu) is hilarious.
It's also pretty much confirmed that Masuda stopped giving a shit about the franchise at that point, once he saw just how petty the reasons were for people that were hating on his masterpiece he put so much heart into. Pokemon became nothing more than a soulless genwun pandering ever since, which eventually gave birth to the KANTOOO guy meme.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

The genderless thing was more a game mechanic "necessity" breeding block implemented retardedly. One of the main arcs of the anime centered around a baby legendary and it's parents. Quite a few of the legendaries in fact aren't special at all and instead members of a species. The Ditto Mew thing is possible. Mewtwo can't bread because he's he only one of his race... unless it's with another pokemon.. I mean If mew works like Ditto then it's possible he can with anything. Maybe even human.

The Undiscovered egg group was introduced in the same gen as genders, GF made legendaries genderless because they wanted to, not because of the gameplay, otherwise baby Pokemon would also be genderless as they can't breed.
Also, Masuda actually commented on the Ditto and Mew theory:

So, finding a DS on my country is really hard and im not paying 300 bucks on a switch. Which you think is the best game of the series to try on an emulator? Ive head that BW2 is pretty much the peak for the sprite era.

Emerald, Platinum, HGSS and BW2 are the most liked. I also stand by the original BW.

 

[Nobunaga]

Reminder that zeus fucked a woman while he was in the form of a swan.

Nigger humanity got nuked THREE TIMES because people wanted to fuck angels in the bible, and the second and third nuking resulted in a man getting raped by his own daughters. You don't need to dig deep to find a myth that involves sex between a mystical creature and a human in every culture

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I get why people like Lopunny, but at the same time I don't get it. It looks weird af when it's not in that one bent over pose from the games.
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if you exclude the pigtails, it all makes sense

Alternatively with the pigtails

 

[Gingervitis]

Speaking of Pokemon tower, it's pretty messed up in G&S they knocked it down and moved it to a tiny building to make room for a radio tower. Mr Fuji says there's loads more graves underground.

They dug up thousands and thousands of dead Pokemon to build a radio tower in the most barren area of Kanto

Kanto just got fucked up in the three year timeskip. Cinnabar Island got raped by a volcano in that game, I believe.

Emerald, Platinum, HGSS and BW2 are the most liked. I also stand by the original BW.

Fire Red/Leaf Green are also peak tbh. If you need a playing order, go FRLG, HGSS, Emerald, Platinum, BW, and B2W2. Then pretend that the series died after that.