Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[biggacracka]

thanks doodt
I have spent my day making the clocktower dream house interior in Morrowind. I don't want to use the wand mod with it, because I'd like it to be a mod that doesn't need other mods. Buuuuuut, I added in a bunch of staves*. (Staffs?)
They do blunt damage TWU
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oven, cooking area
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juan and potion zone (the 6th house bells not included)
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hangout and sleepin place
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whole overview
I think I need a big dining room table or something in the middle? something to tie the room together, because it's very utilitarian right now, but I can't picture him using one? i'm not sure what to do.

*they're the closest to a wand in the game without mods, but there's specifically a wizard staff

TMDWU, muthsera!

 

[Prozacdose131313]

Do any of you sickos have the link to the video where josh nuts onto the floor ? I’m almost positive he’s mumbling to himself about fuck rape or something

 

[PetiteFeet]

Do you like it when Cobes silently holds out a beer to the blind guy?

Or when Warlord tries to shake his hand

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Omg you just unlocked a gross memory. When I started crankin the hawg I just used to wipe it on the shag carpet next to the bed. Continued to do this for 4 or 5 years. When the 'rents finally saw it they assumed it was a drunken puke episode.

Why the fuck would you post this?

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Do you like it when Cobes silently holds out a beer to the blind guy?

It's even funnier that floorlord went in for a handshake. And that cooltaste was the only person cobes has ever maintained eye contact with on stream.

 

[bonified retard]

Is the original cool taste collab video from5 years ago deleted? I can find cobe's 40 second version, but there was a longer cool taste upload that was way better. It's the one where cobes is smoking a pipe, cig, and packing a dip all at once. He says the "sixx am life is beautiful" line, then CT tells him it's pm, and cobes completely ignores him.

 

[AssJack]

Is the original cool taste collab video from5 years ago deleted? I can find cobe's 40 second version, but there was a longer cool taste upload that was way better. It's the one where cobes is smoking a pipe, cig, and packing a dip all at once. He says the "sixx am life is beautiful" line, then CT tells him it's pm, and cobes completely ignores him.

The original cool taste channel was deleted by YouTube, unfortunately.

 

[Youtube Celery]

In relation to the "cum puddle" discussion. During the stream where he is sent the first all veggie saucewhich he gets a bunch of it on the floor and says and I quote "that tends to happen when you talk about Amouranth, you get a little load on the floor".

Respect women toobz, I'm not a sicko.

 

[anliteralidiot]

 

['Ole Dente]

Do any of you sickos have the link to the video where josh nuts onto the floor ? I’m almost positive he’s mumbling to himself about fuck rape or something

Nobody actually recorded that as far as I’m aware, thank god. That was an event that happened when Cobra got wicked hammered on a YouTube stream and said he was going on Chatterbate immediately after. Some people were morbidly curious and reported back to the farms what actually happened.

He looked dead into the camera while beating off and whispered “Yeah, fuck rape dood” and “Oh yeah i’m gunna rape it.” Blew his load, sat in his chair with his flaccid pecker blowing in the breeze and just sat in his shame for a minute before ending it. It was like a 7 minute event, it was extremely weird and off putting and I never wanna think about it again so don’t ask and just source this post.

I don’t even want to ask WHY you want that, it’s disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[niggers]

the video might be lost to the sands of time, but I've definitely seen a .gif of the, uh, "big finish" used as a cobra themed shock image. so get hunting, you fucking insane sicko.

 

[semitooth]

It's even funnier that floorlord went in for a handshake. And that cooltaste was the only person cobes has ever maintained eye contact with on stream.View attachment 6526283

warlord was TWEAKING this day..

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

by the way Cobes got blacklisted by Clint for creeping on his half sisters. TMDNWU doodt.

Is there any validity to this? I've seen this echo'd repeatedly on the subreddit but I've never seen a source to this claim.

warlord was TWEAKING this day..

warload was tweaking every day, well almost every day. When he wasn't tweaking he sat in silence on the cuck couch with a pouty face. One of my favourite streams is when he got cobes to smoke some meth and Cobra was tweaking as they sat there in heavy coats because they opened all the apartment windows in the middle of the winter in wyoming.

 

[Caspian Sea Monster]

Omg you just unlocked a gross memory. When I started crankin the hawg I just used to wipe it on the shag carpet next to the bed. Continued to do this for 4 or 5 years. When the 'rents finally saw it they assumed it was a drunken puke episode.

dude please delete your account this is unacceptable.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Nobody actually recorded that as far as I’m aware, thank god.

Wrong.

It’s at least censored but it’s clear what he’s doing. Includes the lead up on his live stream and then the video of him streaming and jerking from chaturbate. People clipped it and shared it around like it was a big win and owning Cobies completely unaware that he’s got a kink for people watching him jerk it lol. He even goes so far as to shoutout the people joining to watch lmao. Like dude he name dropped his chaturbate and said he was ending his stream to jackoff for a reason all these dudes watching the bog jackoff thinking they’re epicly trolling him while he’s absolutely loving having an audience.

Edit: Anyway, in case you’re not down to watch bog jerkin’ he whispers to himself about hating rape and sickos while he stands hunched over at his desk and jacks off, he gives shoutouts to the people joining to watch, he keeps specifying there’s some good looking “of-age chicks on here” about the chaturbate girl he’s watching. After he nuts he just blasts onto the floor, makes no effort to wipe it up, gives a final shoutout to the cam girl before putting his dick away, zipping up, sitting down in the dead dog chair and alarmingly saying “I don’t give a fuck I’m never going to stop hating rape.” Then ends with “I’m a badass who hates rape. I’ll cum to that, oh wait I already did.”

 

['Ole Dente]

It’s at least censored but it’s clear what he’s doing. Includes the lead up on his live stream and then the video of him streaming and jerking from chaturbate. People clipped it and shared it around like it was a big win and owning Cobies completely unaware that he’s got a kink for people watching him jerk it lol. He even goes so far as to shoutout the people joining to watch lmao. Like dude he name dropped his chaturbate and said he was ending his stream to jackoff for a reason all these dudes watching the bog jackoff thinking they’re epicly trolling him while he’s absolutely loving having an audience

I would’ve just loved to be right and you could’ve just let me be right and we would’ve all been happy about that mang

 

[Slim Boglim]

This must be what it feels like to make somebody watch the Ring video tape so the curse passes onto them and you don’t die on the seventh day

Edit to avoid double post:
He is fucking LIT. Best food review yet. I won’t spoil it

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

"That Snackage.....is fucking Dankage."

 

[LaVieKL]

Thought he crushed his shitty teeths on those Cheese sticks. TMDWU

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

TWU