Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Your Landlord]

Mark of Nurgle coming in nicely toobz.

So I've recently embraced the gift of entropy, toobz. Long live Ozzy and long live grandfather Nurgle! ROCK AND ROLL!!!!

I suppose there were signs:
BONUS Boglim Braid! This explains the neck sores well I believe:

 

[Potion_Time]

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BONUS Boglim Braid! This explains the neck sores well I believe:
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The stinkmata is always classic. These are the reasons Jord is the greatest lolcow to ever lolcow. He's retarded in interesting ways. He's unclean in interesting ways. And by god that goth dude tells it like it is!

 

[stathom21]

I think it's like... everything negative with him is a trole, so everything negative with her is a trole. He's famous, so she's famous from him, and since he gets trolled, she's also getting trolled.
Anyway...

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With hair, it's its own hairstyle, but without the hair it's a helmet.
I'm gonna work on a cool Ozzy robe, and then I'll pack it to post. I want to get two-three more hats done (grey wizard hat, reservoir tip, and a bandana) before I start learning to make a bog hut.

Please keep up the good work can't wait for the mod release, going to run the wand mod with bound dagger combo.

https://www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mods/49427

 

[anliteralidiot]

Please keep up the good work can't wait for the mod release, going to run the wand mod with bound dagger combo.

https://www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mods/49427

thanks doodt
I have spent my day making the clocktower dream house interior in Morrowind. I don't want to use the wand mod with it, because I'd like it to be a mod that doesn't need other mods. Buuuuuut, I added in a bunch of staves*. (Staffs?)
They do blunt damage TWU

oven, cooking area

juan and potion zone (the 6th house bells not included)

hangout and sleepin place

whole overview
I think I need a big dining room table or something in the middle? something to tie the room together, because it's very utilitarian right now, but I can't picture him using one? i'm not sure what to do.

*they're the closest to a wand in the game without mods, but there's specifically a wizard staff

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

thanks doodt
I have spent my day making the clocktower dream house interior in Morrowind. I don't want to use the wand mod with it, because I'd like it to be a mod that doesn't need other mods. Buuuuuut, I added in a bunch of staves*. (Staffs?)
They do blunt damage TWU
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oven, cooking area
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juan and potion zone (the 6th house bells not included)
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hangout and sleepin place
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whole overview
I think I need a big dining room table or something in the middle? something to tie the room together, because it's very utilitarian right now, but I can't picture him using one? i'm not sure what to do.

The green tint makes it perfect.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The green tint makes it perfect.

I need more black candles. I'm also planning on making the big tapestry be the bed into the fuckin Monster Energy thong poster.

 

[Urgunt]

So why does cobes look like he has craters on his neck. I know there prob a obvious answer but im retarded

the only thing i can think of is as a wee lad i had a bug bite i wouldn't stop picking that was on this area on my foot where the skin was a lil tougher, if that makes sense. i wouldnt stop digging it, and after a bit, looked like picrel.

tl;dr the chair bugs did it dood

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

cobes would unironically love 40k and grimdark. the only hindrance is how regarded he is and his attention span.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I think I need a big dining room table or something in the middle? something to tie the room together, because it's very utilitarian right now, but I can't picture him using one? i'm not sure what to do.

Clearly you need Milord's broadcasting station, complete with the Magic Floating Orb to ponder.

 

[Urgunt]

Clearly you need Milord's broadcasting station, complete with the Magic Floating Orb to ponder.

make it a fushigi

 

[Slim Boglim]

cobes would unironically love 40k and grimdark. the only hindrance is how regarded he is and his attention span.

Pretty sure he assumes it’s some gay thing given how obsessed Warlord “space wolf” Campbell was with it. That dude being somebodies introduction to warhammer would leave a pretty bad impression of the whole thing.

Fun fact: warlord is such a hare brained dickweed that all it took was somebody offering to send him some warhammer minifig for him to voluntarily doxx his entire address in a YouTube comment on his own video. Dude wasn’t even trying to doxx him he just said “oh how would I send you warhammer figs.” And warlord was just like “oh send it here [full fucking doxx]”

 

[California King]

Fun fact: warlord is such a hare brained dickweed that all it took was somebody offering to send him some warhammer minifig for him to voluntarily doxx his entire address in a YouTube comment on his own video. Dude wasn’t even trying to doxx him he just said “oh how would I send you warhammer figs.” And warlord was just like “oh send it here [full fucking doxx]”

Motherfucker's doxxing soup kitchens now? Damn...

 

[Fortyone]

So why does cobes look like he has craters on his neck. I know there prob a obvious answer but im retarded
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Hickeys from the bog hag got infected and left necrotic craters.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Clearly you need Milord's broadcasting station, complete with the Magic Floating Orb to ponder.

make it a fushigi

Shit. Shit, shit I love the fushigi. I'll dig through the furniture options tomorrow to see what I've got, thanks doodts.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

We make jokes about Nurgle and it summons a hershey squirts short from Cobes.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

So why does cobes look like he has craters on his neck. I know there prob a obvious answer but im retarded
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just a random guess but given how he generally a pretty hairy dude and is almost always wearing that dog collar i would not be surprised if he ended up getting a cyst of some form from the constant irritation which he proceeded to pop and dig at till it left a hole. if not that it could be just him digging at a pimple or boil and never letting it heal right

 

[lurkin]

Cooltaste is the physically disabled joker to Cobes' mentally disabled Batman.

That fuckin cooltaste beef squashing video is pure kino, this analogy is perfect.

 

[Jobama]

 

[Retreaded Tire]

I don't recall if he licked his hand after the video I've seen
If you mean the general Reddit A-log thread on the farms, here you go.

The one I saw he says something like "hey look I got some "alcohol " (and you can hear the quotation marks in the way he says it) on my hand" the slurp.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

That fuckin cooltaste beef squashing video is pure kino, this analogy is perfect.

Do you like it when Cobes silently holds out a beer to the blind guy?