Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

Cooltaste did a review of the same BK meal Cobes reviewed.

The epic music in the background really works. Man watching cool taste gives me the same sad feeling I get when I see somebody with a blind elderly dog where just walking is extremely painful for them, they can hardly eat or drink anymore without most of it falling out of their mouth, and they can’t piss without their hips giving out and falling in it. They always laugh it off with some dumb comment like “he’s still hanging in there ha ha!” like you fucker that is no life for an animal and you know it. Your childish and selfish avoidance of the inevitable grief is subjecting this thing to an agonizing fate.

Anyways I digress, what I mean to say is that Cool Taste is such a pitiable and pathetic person it tugs on my heart strings the same way a suffering animal that needs to be put out of its misery would.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The epic music in the background really works. Man watching cool taste gives me the same sad feeling I get when I see somebody with a blind elderly dog where just walking is extremely painful for them, they can hardly eat or drink anymore without most of it falling out of their mouth, and they can’t piss without their hips giving out and falling in it. They always laugh it off with some dumb comment like “he’s still hanging in there ha ha!” like you fucker that is no life for an animal and you know it. Your childish and selfish avoidance of the inevitable grief is subjecting this thing to an agonizing fate.

Anyways I digress, what I mean to say is that Cool Taste is such a pitiable and pathetic person it tugs on my heart strings the same way a suffering animal that needs to be put out of its misery would.

Cooltaste is the physically disabled joker to Cobes' mentally disabled Batman.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Cooltaste is the physically disabled joker to Cobes' mentally disabled Batman.

So true. They have this weird back and forth where they’re chill for a bit and then out of nowhere Cool Taste will make a video shitting on cobes because he wants attention for his channel then he’ll apologize and act like they’re all good. Cobies always gives him the benefit of the doubt and the CT turns around and makes a rambly video about how much of an regard Cobes is. I wish the cobro who did all the classic comic book covers reimagined as cobraverse references did a “the killing joke” cover with cool taste as the joker. The Cooling Toke?

Edit:
He hasn’t been this based in a while. Playing her voice messages and talking shit. Hasn't smacked a woman around this hard since that girl was mooching off him and said if he didn’t let her stay with him she’d kill herself and he told her to do it. He’s coping and seething between alternating being based and whining about incel shit.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

I think this is the first time I've heard somebody say "cum puddle." I hope it's the last because that is just gross. A designated cum spot is so nasty. He never cleans so I don't want to imagine the smell of it. Based Cobra for respecting women though. "Better to cum on the floor then on your gorl" t-shirt when?

Omg you just unlocked a gross memory. When I started crankin the hawg I just used to wipe it on the shag carpet next to the bed. Continued to do this for 4 or 5 years. When the 'rents finally saw it they assumed it was a drunken puke episode.

 

[Youtube Celery]

Her BPD brainloop is never going to stop, isn't it.

Her brain is more floppy than her tits and that's saying a lot toobz.

 

['Ole Dente]

He hasn’t been this based in a while. Playing her voice messages and talking shit. Hasn't smacked a woman around this hard since that girl was mooching off him and said if he didn’t let her stay with him she’d kill herself and he told her to do it. He’s coping and seething between alternating being based and whining about incel shit.

I’ve always really liked this quality in Josh. He is a profoundly lonely person who craves intimacy constantly. It takes the form of what an 18 year old might consider intimacy but that’s the world for him, it’s no less profoundly heartbreaking for him than it would someone with a more mature understanding of it. It does genuinely break his heart to be so alone for so long. It would be so easy, in his position, for any man to be desperate enough to accept any kind of love in their life and learn to tolerate the side effects because the alternative is so much worse, it’s what drives some men to killing themselves.

He just doesn’t give in to that. He’s astoundingly reasonable with women and fairly forgiving but the moment they flip their shit and engage BPD Mode and make his life miserable, he kicks them out without a second thought and continues being whatever he was before almost unaffected. He just doesn’t tolerate fucked up women making his life hard. That’s a pretty hard thing to do, knowing in your heart of hearts that it might be another 10 years before you’re intimate again.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

I'll sometimes use the phrase "no skin off my shoes" at work, but everybody just assumes it's a Rickyism and(probably) pays it no mind.

Next time at lunch just take over some table and start going "WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WORKPLACE I GOT A BITCHIN' FOOD HACK FOR YALL" and make a microwave snail bogrito.

 

['Ole Dente]

Next time at lunch just take over some table and start going "WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WORKPLACE I GOT A BITCHIN' FOOD HACK FOR YALL" and make a microwave snail bogrito.

You have to address everyone collectively as “Youtube” and the more detached from what youtube is, the funnier it gets. Go to your sisters baby shower and address everyone as YouTube, consistently but not too many times. Allow the confusion to set in. Sure, it makes you look mentally incompetent but most of those people will forget you ever said that in one year, whereas you’ll remember it forever and it will be a hilarious memory that will comfort you warmly in the trenches of our next war.

I will let you know that you will no longer be invited to baby showers but who the fuck wants to go to those anyway.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Omg you just unlocked a gross memory. When I started crankin the hawg I just used to wipe it on the shag carpet next to the bed. Continued to do this for 4 or 5 years. When the 'rents finally saw it they assumed it was a drunken puke epepisode.

I actually managed to get a pic of the cum puddle from the last apartment. Already posted it in the thread a few times so I won't scar anyone again but I'm sure he has a new one up and running

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

You have to address everyone collectively as “Youtube” and the more detached from what youtube is, the funnier it gets. Go to your sisters baby shower and address everyone as YouTube, consistently but not too many times. Allow the confusion to set in. Sure, it makes you look mentally incompetent but most of those people will forget you ever said that in one year, whereas you’ll remember it forever and it will be a hilarious memory that will comfort you warmly in the trenches of our next war.

I will let you know that you will no longer be invited to baby showers but who the fuck wants to go to those anyway.

It would be the most glorious way to get blacklisted from family events, by the way Cobes got blacklisted by Clint for creeping on his half sisters. TMDNWU doodt.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

We all knew he blows ropes on the carpet but i figured it was probably just whatever his lackadaisical wiping didn't catch. The fact he has an actual designated cum spot is fucking wild. Like Josh just use a goddamn sock holy fuck.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Just to keep up this cum loop, there's some god forsaken video of him blowing ropes onto his Conquistador carpet because he pulled a DSP. I hate that I have this memory that I can never erase from my mind, it has been burned into my memory forever. I cannot remember which Seizure stream/Snake Bones episode went over this and showed a censored version of it, but it's awful. And funny. But mostly awful.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Just to keep up this cum loop, there's some god forsaken video of him blowing ropes onto his Conquistador carpet because he pulled a DSP. I hate that I have this memory that I can never erase from my mind, it has been burned into my memory forever. I cannot remember which Seizure stream/Snake Bones episode went over this and showed a censored version of it, but it's awful. And funny. But mostly awful.

Yea that's the video that made me realize what I found was his cum spot, although I'm sure plenty of vomit and "pour one out for x" made it way into the pit of hell. Turned into one big black mold spot.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Her brain is more floppy than her tits and that's saying a lot toobz.

Her brain has the consistency of corned beef that's been slow cooked in beer for a day.

I’ve always really liked this quality in Josh. He is a profoundly lonely person who craves intimacy constantly. It takes the form of what an 18 year old might consider intimacy but that’s the world for him, it’s no less profoundly heartbreaking for him than it would someone with a more mature understanding of it. It does genuinely break his heart to be so alone for so long. It would be so easy, in his position, for any man to be desperate enough to accept any kind of love in their life and learn to tolerate the side effects because the alternative is so much worse, it’s what drives some men to killing themselves.

He just doesn’t give in to that. He’s astoundingly reasonable with women and fairly forgiving but the moment they flip their shit and engage BPD Mode and make his life miserable, he kicks them out without a second thought and continues being whatever he was before almost unaffected. He just doesn’t tolerate fucked up women making his life hard. That’s a pretty hard thing to do, knowing in your heart of hearts that it might be another 10 years before you’re intimate again.

He has the troles and his own substance abuse making his life hard as it is. I think that's his absolute limit for hardships and he doesn't have the capacity to put up with an unstable woman on top of all that. Boglim's got his priorities.

This BOY knows the only responce to demogorgon guttersluts blowing up his inbox. Decline, block, ignore toobz.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Just to keep up this cum loop, there's some god forsaken video of him blowing ropes onto his Conquistador carpet because he pulled a DSP. I hate that I have this memory that I can never erase from my mind, it has been burned into my memory forever. I cannot remember which Seizure stream/Snake Bones episode went over this and showed a censored version of it, but it's awful. And funny. But mostly awful.

Just reading this made me think of it. Truly a cursed video.

Her brain has the consistency of corned beef that's been slow cooked in beer for a day.

And left to "cool off" on the counter overnight.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Just reading this made me think of it. Truly a cursed video.

The truly cursed video may well be lost entirely to time, it hasnt surfaced other than a few clips of it.

The one in which Cobes cums into a glass, and drinks it. Uploaded to pornhub I think, one of the porn sites anyway during his failed attempt at being a porn star.

Now that video would be a horror.

 

[PetiteFeet]

The truly cursed video may well be lost entirely to time, it hasnt surfaced other than a few clips of it.

The one in which Cobes cums into a glass, and drinks it. Uploaded to pornhub I think, one of the porn sites anyway during his failed attempt at being a porn star.

Now that video would be a horror.

yeah the King Cobra drink combo is lost to time, as far as I'm aware. At least I think that was the name of it.

 

[biggacracka]

Temporal displacement spells aren't easy, it is what it is toobs but I digress.

That's why he needs a clock tower as a catalyst for the spell

Edit: typo

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Just to keep up this cum loop, there's some god forsaken video of him blowing ropes onto his Conquistador carpet because he pulled a DSP. I hate that I have this memory that I can never erase from my mind, it has been burned into my memory forever. I cannot remember which Seizure stream/Snake Bones episode went over this and showed a censored version of it, but it's awful. And funny. But mostly awful.

Is this the one where he licks his hand after?

Also does anyone remember the Reddit A-log Thread that took down Casper cobra stompers? I can't find it and there's the subreddit called r/lolcowusa filled with shit touchers stalking supposed cows, I would like to share with the group how gay they are.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Is this the one where he licks his hand after?

Also does anyone remember the Reddit A-log Thread that took down Casper cobra stompers? I can't find it and there's the subreddit called r/lolcowusa filled with shit touchers stalking supposed cows, I would like to share with the group how gay they are.

I don't recall if he licked his hand after the video I've seen
If you mean the general Reddit A-log thread on the farms, here you go.