Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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So why does cobes look like he has craters on his neck. I know there prob a obvious answer but im retarded
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ibeatmywife said:
So why does cobes look like he has craters on his neck. I know there prob a obvious answer but im retarded
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The primary cause is likely his horrendous personal hygiene. Although it could also be the result of some STI or whatever OnlyUseMeBlade suffers with?
 
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somevan712 said:
I think this is the first time I've heard somebody say "cum puddle." I hope it's the last because that is just gross.
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It won't be. This website has shown me horrors beyond my darkest imaginings.
Agares said:
Poor Clunt might have had to clean up boglim spunk every few months. No wonder he was so keen on Cobes moving out.
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Clocktower needs a wet room.
Al Dente Alighieri said:
He’s astoundingly reasonable with women and fairly forgiving but the moment they flip their shit and engage BPD Mode and make his life miserable, he kicks them out without a second thought and continues being whatever he was before almost unaffected.
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I agree. This is unironically a good way to be, for people of both sexes, imo. Don't let your boyfriend or girlfriend be an ass to you cause you're afraid of being single.
Cobra is a compelling character because he does have some admirable, even noble, traits floating around in his sloppy double-stuffed bogrito of a personality.
ibeatmywife said:
So why does cobes look like he has craters on his neck
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Generations of MRSA bacteria that have lived, laughed and loved? Pressure sores from his Gothic jewelry?
 
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I'm somewhat new to the cobraverse and have been catching up on this thread and watching his latest dank food hacks.

Is Cobra done making cooking videos? I really enjoyed watching his old ones. I'm going to recreate his jerky nachos this week, I feel like it might be halfway decent.
 
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KweenKarlotta said:
I'm somewhat new to the cobraverse and have been catching up on this thread and watching his latest dank food hacks.

Is Cobra done making cooking videos? I really enjoyed watching his old ones. I'm going to recreate his jerky nachos this week, I feel like it might be halfway decent.
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he's uploaded several "food hack" videos just in the last week but if you are referring to 100% original cobra recipes it's been about a month since his last creation:
(unless I missed a newer one)
 
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Jessica is live on Facebook, this is a YouTube link from HRH. She smashed her bong to show Josh what she thinks of him.
Jessica is saying how gay Cobes is trying to impress other men, and how pathetic it is that they wouldn't even fuck him. Currently she is comparing him to her father, saying how tall her dad is, how tough he is and how small and weak Cobes is. She started talking about Cobes' cock but I'm not certain if that was compared to dad too.

"He wants people to hate him so he can be a victim" *dolphin noises*
I can't be the only one seeing the irony in that statement.
 
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Umaibae said:
There was a drunken steak video in the last week or so. Trole phone cut off during the filming.
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that's right I missed that one
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Currently she is comparing him to her father, saying how tall her dad is, how tough he is and how small and weak Cobes is. She started talking about Cobes' cock but I'm not certain if that was compared to dad too.
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Lol she's such a broken record. yesterday evening she was yapping about how she wants to fuck a Casper fireman; "I saw their mustaches, they had way better mustaches than cobra does...."
she also intermittently keeps calling him a toddler in a desperate attempt to make cobra sperg out.
EDIT: YO SHE'S TALKING SHIT ABOUT COBES BIO MOM LAURA WTF....
 
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That time DSP left the camera on it looked like he just nutted on the floor, but I thought to myself there was no way that was happening. There's no person in the world who just blows loads on their carpet and leaves crusty patches all over it. An idea like that hasn't materialized into humanity.

Now the fact Cobra is confirmed to do it retroactively makes it clear Phil does it too, real cave fiend behavior.

ibeatmywife said:
So why does cobes look like he has craters on his neck. I know there prob a obvious answer but im retarded
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Those look a lot like ulcers or ruptured boils or something. Seems like the boy's got backup infections cooking in more than just his mouth. TWU.
 
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ibeatmywife said:
So why does cobes look like he has craters on his neck. I know there prob a obvious answer but im retarded
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That's absolutely a cyst or pimple or something caused by his collar, and he scratches the shit out of it with his shit-covered nails. It's probably safe to say his entire head is an infected mess of boglim-bacteria. Let alone his body, and his supposed yeast-infectes rashes on his legs. Mead coming in nicely t00bz.

Okay, I really can't stop seeing nothing but Josh in this bitch, did Clint's genes even try? She's just SSRI jorb.
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Potion_Time said:
So I've recently embraced the gift of entropy, toobz. Long live Ozzy and long live grandfather Nurgle! ROCK AND ROLL!!!!
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"My TROLES give me shit about my teeth but you know who doesn't? Grandfather Nurgle. He hooked your boy up with these sweet Gothic powers and even gave me some of his dank ass mead and food hacks. You're just jealous I have a dark god that loves me while your sky-Emperor doesn't give a SHIT!"
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