Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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I'm sure they didn't mind the creeps but I think you're reading a bit much into it. After Crystal and especially after Gen 3, they wanted a female audience. You can see more cute and baby pokemon making it into the dex at the same time. They were just trying to make a cute design that little girls would also find cute.

I'm sure the fact some of the staff could whack it to her wasn't unappreciated by some but I think you're harping on a bit about it. She's a girl going on an adventure, so she wants loose and comfortable clothing.
Look, I'm not going to moral-sperg like some people here, but even when I was younger this bothered me. There is an entire route covered in snow up to your waist, you really think people wouldn't raise an eyebrow as your character is getting hypothermia in real time? Lucas has an alright Platinum design that fit the setting, and even in DP the devs knew how ridiculous going thru that route was when both characters were still wearing their summer clothing. Now, a competent dev studio would make a new spritesheet for the winter sections(and swimming sections too, now that I think about it) so that the world would feel more reactive rather than just throwing a "Tee hee, isn't this silly how you're wearing nothing in this snowstorm? Aren't you cold!?" throwaway line from an NPC, but whatever. My point is, they knew. They always knew.

I do, it is still funny though that people are shocked with the leaks, when one of the recent games outright confirmed that a guy fucked a Pokémon.
I think most people are just finding it funny how ridiculous it is. Only a few people are truly shocked, and they're likely tourists or spergs.
 
i mean have we seen any pokefucking stories from after the early development of gen 4? it looks like they did tell him that. they also haven't repeated that line about the pokemon marriages thing at all since that one entry, except in bdsp where it's just 1:1 the text from diamond or pearl.
Salazzle (Sun): "For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with."
Yes, it uses the term harem.
 
Look, I'm not going to moral-sperg like some people here, but even when I was younger this bothered me. There is an entire route covered in snow up to your waist, you really think people wouldn't raise an eyebrow as your character is getting hypothermia in real time?
You can make the same argument for basically any of the games though because they all have varied biomes and you don't change outfit. Why am I in long sleeves and trousers when I'm on Mt Pyre fighting Team Magma?
 
Salazzle (Sun): "For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with."
Yes, it uses the term harem.
yep, we all know how funny it is that there's a pheromone lizard based on a hawaiian myth who creates a harem of male salandit. i also just posted froslass, who literally seduces and eats the souls of men. they're japs, dude. they don't have the same moral compass we do, so they don't get why it's weird that their mythos involves that. hell, that's very similar to the myth that probably inspired salazzle, a female giant lizard that shapeshifts into a woman and eats men alive. it's a super common myth. "evil sexy naked creature that's actually an ugly beast rapes man to get pregnant/steal his soul."

salazzle is weird, but it's not as weird as a dude balls deep in an octillery's octozooka.
 
You can make the same argument for basically any of the games though because they all have varied biomes and you don't change outfit. Why am I in long sleeves and trousers when I'm on Mt Pyre fighting Team Magma?
Gameboy games I can excuse due to the technology at the time, my point is that by the time DS came out Gamefreak could afford to have more than one spritesheet per character. They sure as hell didn't have a problem giving us a whole wardrobe of outfits most people aren't even going to change into a couple of generations later, and in SM your character even wears proper outfits when using Ride Pokemon(as stupid as they look).
 
i blame the froslass more than the guy, but yeah, there's always been weird moments like that because sometimes they just directly adapt a japanese folklore that involves 'man gets raped by ghost icicle.' and in japan that's just a normal thing, because island nations are completely mentally insane.
#believeallfrosslass
 
Now I know what Null feels like whenever he steps into the Vtuber thread.

How hard is it to just admit "Wow, that's fucked up. That shouldn't be in a children's IP, neither on the forefront or in the backbone."

Why do fandoms always act like this? This is an IP ruining leak. It has tainted the brand. Pokemon is for perverts. Pokeperverts.

This isn't some shitty remake of a classic movie with blackwashed characters made by cynical Blackrock funded assholes that can just be ignored and we all go back to enjoying the original, this isn't an author who had a weird or troubled sex life but kept it separate from his work, it's baked into the text of the canon and is a guiding principle part of it. It's not just some employees shitty slashfiction made on their own time either, it's overflowed into the actual games, "Some people marry their Pokemon." Half the people defending it are claiming that Pokemon has always been this way in deep lore and it's only "normies" and "tourists" discovering it for the first time that are pearl clutching over it. Kinda defeats the argument that it's not authorial intent when the same people are also arguing it's deep lore.
I imagine the higher ups at Nintendo's main Japanese branch must be fuming at these leaks and the "newer blood" that wern't there in the company around Gen 4/5 and maybe Gen 6 even more so, because if this actually does any damage to the brand yeah no, Game Freak/TPCi probably wouldn't be around much longer and it isn't going to be by releasing a bad or buggy game like with SV like many other franchises had.
 
Gameboy games I can excuse due to the technology at the time, my point is that by the time DS came out Gamefreak could afford to have more than one spritesheet per character. They sure as hell didn't have a problem giving us a whole wardrobe of outfits most people aren't even going to change into a couple of generations later, and in SM your character even wears proper outfits when using Ride Pokemon(as stupid as they look).
Sure, but that's just laziness, not malice. There was room on the GBA carts too. I'm sure there were artists there salivating, but the breif was just to appeal to little girls.
 
Are you ready for a slew of "Hot latina pilot GF" art?
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Not gonna lie, I'm warming up to the use of Yellow in this design.
 
There is an entire route covered in snow up to your waist, you really think people wouldn't raise an eyebrow as your character is getting hypothermia in real time
unfortunately this is (or at least was) a reality for Japanese school girls last time I read. They weren't allowed to wear anything but their skirts so they would wear long thigh highs to keep their skin warm. Japan is a fucked up country. they only recently got rid of this school thing where teachers were allowed to do mandatory panty checks to make sure ur underwear were white... like why the fuck would that be important in a SCHOOL? Japs need to be nuked again.
"Tee hee, isn't this silly how you're wearing nothing in this snowstorm? Aren't you cold!?" throwaway line from an NPC, but whatever. My point is, they knew. They always knew.
And this is just the stuff that wasn't censored in the english translation. Imagine the gross shit that remains in the jap version.
 
I have never gotten an archive.ph link to load, with or without a VPN. Is something just broken for me or is that website complete trash?
that exact link loaded within 5 seconds for me, which is quick for that site because they serve stuff slowly sometimes. i think you might have something fucked up.
 
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Look, I'm not going to moral-sperg like some people here, but even when I was younger this bothered me. There is an entire route covered in snow up to your waist, you really think people wouldn't raise an eyebrow as your character is getting hypothermia in real time? Lucas has an alright Platinum design that fit the setting, and even in DP the devs knew how ridiculous going thru that route was when both characters were still wearing their summer clothing. Now, a competent dev studio would make a new spritesheet for the winter sections(and swimming sections too, now that I think about it) so that the world would feel more reactive rather than just throwing a "Tee hee, isn't this silly how you're wearing nothing in this snowstorm? Aren't you cold!?" throwaway line from an NPC, but whatever. My point is, they knew. They always knew.


I think most people are just finding it funny how ridiculous it is. Only a few people are truly shocked, and they're likely tourists or spergs.
Moving on swamp makes snows seems like a joke. A kid wouldn't get 5 meters in mud without being too tired to even get another step lol. These snow and swamp momentos were the time to introduce HMs rather than fog or flash. Imagine a minigame where you could heat snow and find itens or berries frozen or found some stuff on the mud.

These are the movement and progress block issues that makes me hate HMs so damn much, they already did this in gen 3 with the acro and mach bikes, use a damn item to traverse the map and progress the game.
 
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unfortunately this is (or at least was) a reality for Japanese school girls last time I read. They weren't allowed to wear anything but their skirts so they would wear long thigh highs to keep their skin warm. Japan is a fucked up country. they only recently got rid of this school thing where teachers were allowed to do mandatory panty checks to make sure ur underwear were white... like why the fuck would that be important in a SCHOOL? Japs need to be nuked again.
Did you ever play the games? You don't go to school, you're a random kid that goes on a cross country journey on your own volition. There is zero reason why your character wouldn't wear warmer clothing, unless they really are just a plank of wood that feels no cold. Not something I should point out, but every trainer on that route wears appropriate winter clothes, there is even an easter egg in Platinum where Maylene(a barefoot character) is shivering on that route as apparently she didn't bring a coat(or a pair of shoes) either to drive home how stupid this situation is.
I'm over it, but there is zero excuses. Even the devs make fun of their own laziness.
And this is just the stuff that wasn't censored in the english translation. Imagine the gross shit that remains in the jap version.
These games usually don't have much censored between releases, not unless it's an oversight like the rude gesture an RSE Sailor makes or the Registeel doing the Hitler salute in DP
 
Wow That art is another thing i was hoping for. Why doesn't GF release this stuff? They could make money selling art books.


You can make the same argument for basically any of the games though because they all have varied biomes and you don't change outfit. Why am I in long sleeves and trousers when I'm on Mt Pyre fighting Team Magma?
Moving on swamp makes snows seems like a joke. A kid wouldn't get 5 meters in mud without being too tired to even get another step lol. These snow and swamp momentos were the time to introduce HMs rather than fog or flash. Imagine a minigame where you could heat snow and find itens or berries frozen or found some stuff on the mud.

These are the movement and progress block issues that makes me hate HMs so damn much, they already did this in gen 3 with the acro and mach bikes, use a damn item to traverse the map and progress the game.

That's one of the reasons I personally am not a fan of the realistic clothing (or anything) arguments in fiction. Part of why i like fiction is because it's doesn't have to conform to reality.. I would choose style over realism probably 100 out of a 100 times. Plus it forces too much thinking and effort onto something so irrelevant.

It's the same issue with realistic armor, only not quite as extreme.

The armor debate has different issues. Once you get passed all the selective use of it. You have to start ignoring that historically not many people ever used heavy types. Or that in most cases only rich or high status could afford it, many fighting in just clothing. Speed and agility was also a practical consideration, sometimes to it's exclusion. Hell, there are cases all throughout history of people fighting completely nude. Woman just as often as men.. in fact they put it to better tactical use. lol The Amazons legend had them fighting nude. I do admit that since it's a fallacy used so often and effectively, i tend to knee-jerk sometimes. Even when it's a little more understandable. But when it really comes right down to it.. the best argument against it is that it is fantasy and doesn't have to make perfect sense.

Sorry for going off topic.

That melting and freezing thing would be awesome.. bring digging too.
 
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Did you ever play the games? You don't go to school, you're a random kid that goes on a cross country journey on your own volition.
You go to school in Alola by the way, and several towns throughout all the games have a "Pokemon school". Schooling is shown in the anime from S1. There's also no sense of time or season, nothing says that the games don't happen over the summer holidays as a sort of coming of age thing. I believe the Professors have actual degrees too and some mention their schooling. It just wouldn't be fun to play Pokeschool, the same way it's not fun to manage your outfit to be practical.

You could also argue the journey is the schooling, given how the elite 4 and such work in universe
 
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