Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I'm not saying it was expected to happen in the actual fuckin game.

No nigger, this is not what you said. You said that violent rape is something you could expect in a world like Pokemon, but Pokemon is a product aimed at children. Writing this content as background lore, most likely to guide developers in some way. It is part of the canon and it has influence the actual product, they have stated that Pokemon have married humans in Pokemon gold/silver. This isn't some employee drawing Minnie getting railed by Goofy as an act of petty spite against the parent company, this is background canon that has had an effect on the tangible product sold in stores and it shouldn't be there. This is authorial intent, it was deliberate and intentional.

Everything you've said to excuse it and justify is just cope.

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

You said that violent rape is something you could expect in a world like Pokemon, but Pokemon is a product aimed at children

I would expect it in a world like Pokemon because I'm not autistic and can apply real world logic to a fictitious world. I can expect a Pokemon to eat another pokemon alive with its guts hanging out and suffering in horrible pain because that's what happens irl even though it's never depicted in the show. Pokemon has continuity issues and flaws that are there because of censorship and holding back from a more mature audience.
Humans eat pokemon despite pokemon basically being able to understand humans and even talk like humans if they bother to learn it. explain that shit.

this is background canon

no it's not. if it's not published, it is not canon. octillary getting SMASHED AND SLAMMED is not canon because you cannot find it in any published content.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

Pokemon has always been pro-bestiality and the Vaporeon meme is canon and I wouldn't be at all surprised if it were actually written and posted by Game Freak staff.

Nigger, I don't disagree, but holy fuck

Please tell me you found this copypasta from somewhere else because this is one massive wall of autism.

A little bit more info on this, Shuguru Nakatsui is a writer, planner and designer at Gamefreak ever since Pokémon Emerald. He was in charge of writing the folklore mythos of Diamond and Pearl, alongside writing Pokéstar Studios (B2W2 theatrical ministory), dex entries for mega evolutions, and some of the dex entries of (U)S & (U)M. He has a reputation of writing things like this, as some of his mega dex entries includes mutilation and strange amount of "pleasure" in helping trainers despite all odds. He also wrote these series of lines for Pokéstar Studio:
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Seems that guy's a good old-fashioned sicko who should be kept away from kids' media (and kids in general).

 

[Caesar]

Why doesn't Chancey's egg ever hatch, unless it's using soft boiled, where it uses the stem cells to heal? There is so much unanswered about Pokemon sexuality.

Does Mew or Mewtwo have the bigger dick?

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

All the official erotica stories are something else though. This is going to be fuel on an already out of control fire that is pokemon hentai. hahaha

Ngl though, I would still bang Lopunny. And Gardevoir. And Medicham.

Female Lucario up there too. lol

Digimon > Pokemon

They don't even have genders.

Digimon fans right now:

That was all a questionable S3 thing. It always came off as a pretty lame reach for a race with literal sexed versions of the same digimon.
Also S1/2 female digimon seemed to take it personally when a male digimon entered the girls bath area. S4 were literally humans wearing sexed digimon spirits of the same sex as them.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I would expect it in a world like Pokemon because I'm not autistic and can apply real world logic to a fictitious world. I can expect a Pokemon to eat another pokemon alive with its guts hanging out and suffering in horrible pain because that's what happens irl even though it's never depicted in the show. Pokemon has continuity issues and flaws that are there because of censorship and holding back from a more mature audience.
Humans eat pokemon despite pokemon basically being able to understand humans. explain that shit.

Do real life animals commonly ambush women and rape them during a blackout after plying them with roofies for months? That's news to me.

 

[Caesar]

Do real life animals commonly ambush women and rape them during a blackout after plying them with roofies for months? That's news to me.

That's why I had to take ol' yeller out back.

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

Do real life animals commonly ambush women and rape them during a blackout after plying them with roofies for months? That's news to me.

Real animals do rape other SPECIES as I told you. Dolphins also rape humans. An orangutan has been documented to rape a human. Sea otters rape baby seals. Just because they don't rape via roofie doesn't mean they don't rape outside of their species. Stupid.

 

[Caesar]

I'm sure this got posted but the cardboard cutout Froakie model is funny to me

 

[ibeatmywife]

I loved pokemon for the longest time, played red and blue when they first release, yellow, gold and silver, I stopped for black and white and black and white 2 but within the last few years got most of the ones on Nintendo switch. After getting pokemon home and using the go app to fill in blanks I quickly realized if I wanted I could semi easily gain a full dex and all motivation I ever had to continue playing essentially stopped there. I do like how sword and shield handled max raids for legendaries though I had fun farming that for awhile.

 

[SmallKiwi]

Real animals do rape other SPECIES as I told you. Dolphins also rape humans. Sea otters rape baby seals. Just because they don't rape via roofie doesn't mean they don't rape outside of their species. Stupid.

Real animals don't speak or gaslight humans in order to rape them and held them for months in a cave like a human does. I don't care if it's based on Japanese mythology or folklore, that stuff shouldn't be in children's media even if it's not made in the final product. The fact someone thought it was a good idea at some point and not be mocked by their co-workers and fired, shows what kind of people infects the entertainment industry.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

It's really funny to me that modern typhlosions will forever be the SMASHED and SLAMMED version of hisuian typhlosion

 

[Caesar]

It's really funny to me that modern typhlosions will forever be the SMASHED and SLAMMED version of hisuian typhlosion

Lucky no Pokemon fans are normal types because Hisui Typhlosion is a ghost. They can take out their (hopefully non sexual) frustrations on him.

Also, Octillery and Typhlosion are different egg groups, so humans must be ditto type, right? So is ditto really just Mr Fuji's spunk with a smiley face?

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

A "girl" (because, allegedly, the Japanese word for "girl" doesn't indicate age like it does in English ("""allegedly"""))

I know a little bit of moonrune. 少女 means a young girl. BEFORE 18. It means shoujo. That's a pedo story.

Real animals don't speak or gaslight humans in order to rape them and held them for months in a cave like a human does.

You don't need that to rape someone. All you need is two humans and for one to run up and rape the other. Can yall stop trying to tie all these requirements in on what it means for one species to rape another? Dolphins are actually pretty similar to humans in terms of how fucked up they are when it comes to rape. They will draw away a female from her young, kill the young, and then gang rape the female. They will literally gang rape her blowhole until she suffocates to death. For fun. They torture other animals for fun.

that stuff shouldn't be in children's media even if it's not made in the final product.

I agree. But you literally cannot do anything about it. It was never meant for public eyes. It's like saying "my mom drew porn of Shego and Draco fucking from kim possible while she worked on the show and she should BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF" like bruh you people have no idea how fuckin gross art people are when it comes to shows and games and stuff. If you fired everyone who did this, you'd have no one left. It is an unavoidable part of the fictional content industry.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Real animals do rape other SPECIES as I told you. Dolphins also rape humans. An orangutan has been documented to rape a human. Sea otters rape baby seals. Just because they don't rape via roofie doesn't mean they don't rape outside of their species. Stupid.

Now I know what Null feels like whenever he steps into the Vtuber thread.

How hard is it to just admit "Wow, that's fucked up. That shouldn't be in a children's IP, neither on the forefront or in the backbone."

Why do fandoms always act like this? This is an IP ruining leak. It has tainted the brand. Pokemon is for perverts. Pokeperverts.

This isn't some shitty remake of a classic movie with blackwashed characters made by cynical Blackrock funded assholes that can just be ignored and we all go back to enjoying the original, this isn't an author who had a weird or troubled sex life but kept it separate from his work, it's baked into the text of the canon and is a guiding principle part of it. It's not just some employees shitty slashfiction made on their own time either, it's overflowed into the actual games, "Some people marry their Pokemon." Half the people defending it are claiming that Pokemon has always been this way in deep lore and it's only "normies" and "tourists" discovering it for the first time that are pearl clutching over it. Kinda defeats the argument that it's not authorial intent when the same people are also arguing it's deep lore.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

No nigger, this is not what you said. You said that violent rape is something you could expect in a world like Pokemon, but Pokemon is a product aimed at children. Writing this content as background lore, most likely to guide developers in some way. It is part of the canon and it has influence the actual product, they have stated that Pokemon have married humans in Pokemon gold/silver. This isn't some employee drawing Minnie getting railed by Goofy as an act of petty spite against the parent company, this is background canon that has had an effect on the tangible product sold in stores and it shouldn't be there. This is authorial intent, it was deliberate and intentional.

Everything you've said to excuse it and justify is just cope.

The rape shit is certainly something else, if it made it into the lore or anything.. which doesn't seem to have happened here. The marriage stuff, in the context of the lore (humans could still literally talk with pokemon like they can with each other at the time and naturally reproduce etc) of the past.. Isn't really a problem. Half the point was that humans were the same as pokemon, all brothers and sisters so to speak. All life was created by a pokemon (GOD) as a single class of lifeform.. but humans started evolving away from the rest at some point.

You also have to remember that a lot of this other lore, especially some of the darker shit.. has roots in japanese history and mythology. The sexual stuff too. I mean at worst it's on the level of Zeus fucking and knocking up a bunch of human women while in the form of animals etc. To look at it another way.


Still surprised it was typhlosion though.. And that the Hypno species hasn't been mentioned. We already have them canon stealing children and using their powers on humans for whatever they want etc. In fanfic and hentai they are a popular one too. ehh

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

How hard is it to just admit "Wow, that's fucked up. That shouldn't be in a children's IP, neither on the forefront or in the backbone."

It's a shame that it happens but again it's literally unavoidable. You would have to fire the majority of artists. Most cartoon/game artists are nasty horndogs who draw porn and vile shit.

Why do fandoms always act like this? This is an IP ruining leak. It has tainted the brand. Pokemon is for perverts. Pokeperverts.

This is a dumb take. children aren't going to see that shit. Maybe they will if you give them unfettered access to the internet (which is your fault if they do), but they will never see it until at least 18 if you don't. You can say they can be exposed to it before then, but that's more an issue with people not parenting correctly than anything else. There is millions of pokemon porn images online already. It's not avoidable in this day and age. People are horny. They will make horny shit. It's just a fact of life. It's gross and I think all furries should be killed but it is what it is.

it's overflowed into the actual games, "Some people marry their Pokemon."

From a purely logical standpoint, there's nothing wrong with that. If the Pokemon is able to communicate and understand the complex notion of what it means to consent to sex, there is nothing wrong with a Pokemon being in a relationship with a human. It would be no different from an alien species (eg a Predator) fuckin with a human. Pokemon have been shown to be able to communicate with humans in different series.

Morally, EW YOU'RE FUCKING AN ANIMAL. If it's humanoid i guess it's fine??? like Gardevoir is just a woman. Machamp is a hot bod boy. But don't be fuckin vaporeon you nasty ape

I mean at worst it's on the level of Zeus fucking and knocking up a bunch of human women while in the form of animals etc. To look at it another way.

Reminder that zeus fucked a woman while he was in the form of a swan.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Now I know what Null feels like whenever he steps into the Vtuber thread.

How hard is it to just admit "Wow, that's fucked up. That shouldn't be in a children's IP, neither on the forefront or in the backbone."

Why do fandoms always act like this? This is an IP ruining leak. It has tainted the brand. Pokemon is for perverts. Pokeperverts.

This isn't some shitty remake of a classic movie with blackwashed characters made by cynical Blackrock funded assholes that can just be ignored and we all go back to enjoying the original, this isn't an author who had a weird or troubled sex life but kept it separate from his work, it's baked into the text of the canon and is a guiding principle part of it. It's not just some employees shitty slashfiction made on their own time either, it's overflowed into the actual games, "Some people marry their Pokemon." Half the people defending it are claiming that Pokemon has always been this way in deep lore and it's only "normies" and "tourists" discovering it for the first time that are pearl clutching over it. Kinda defeats the argument that it's not authorial intent when the same people are also arguing it's deep lore.

"Pokemon rape children" and "humans marry Pokemon" are so far removed from each other anyway. Some Pokemon are very humanlike so you could justify marrying like a gardevoir (but you should be put on a registry for it) but like... Raping children is so far of a bridge too far that it's like the Danyang-Kunshan Grand Bridge except I'm trapped in Zeno's dichotomy paradox.

 

[SmallKiwi]

If it's humanoid i guess it's fine???

Ah so you're a furfag. That explains so much shit you just wrote.

 

[Caesar]

And that the Hypno species hasn't been mentioned. We already have them canon stealing children and using their powers on humans for whatever they want etc.

Drifloon was introduced in gen 4 and canonically uses psychic powers to abduct children