Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Chiqorita sucks and is in such a distant third that it’s actually the worst mon of it’s Generation.
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You mispelled Sunkern.
Caesar said:
You go to school in Alola by the way, and several towns throughout all the games have a "Pokemon school". Schooling is shown in the anime from S1. There's also no sense of time or season, nothing says that the games don't happen over the summer holidays as a sort of coming of age thing. I believe the Professors have actual degrees too and some mention their schooling. It just wouldn't be fun to play Pokeschool, the same way it's not fun to manage your outfit to be practical.

You could also argue the journey is the schooling, given how the elite 4 and such work in universe
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The older I've gotten, the more I've warmed to this notion that even with the advent of in-game timestamps on basically everything from when you started your save to the Pokemon you caught five seconds ago, your journey is happening sometime outside of the school year. Gen 5 five kind of muddies this with the seasons feature but I don't care. I used cut class all the time.
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Sunkern doesn’t look like a fucking thumb.
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It objectively has the lowest BST apart from Wishiwashi, which even then has a tardrage school shooter form to fall back on.

I'm a Totodile guy all the way, but even Chikorita has the benefit of setting up screens and poison. It's just... kind of the worst option when it has to compete with two S-tier starters in its own gen.
 
Some Badger said:
It objectively has the lowest BST apart from Wishiwashi, which even then has a tardrage school shooter form to fall back on.

I'm a Totodile guy all the way, but even Chikorita has the benefit of setting up screens and poison. It's just... kind of the worst option when it has to compete with two S-tier starters in its own gen.
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Nigga it looks like a thumb. Sunkern is literally a fucking filler/ plushie material. The thumb is literally a shit design and beaten by other shit from it’s generation.
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Nigga it looks like a thumb. Sunkern is literally a fucking filler/ plushie material. The thumb is literally a shit design and beaten by other shit from it’s generation.
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Okay, but sunkern has this really funny beta.
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Caesar said:
Geeta was a decent champion tbh, other than the fact she runs Glimmora last. It's whole gimmick is it sets up toxic spikes. Why didn't you lead with it?

I quite liked Nemona as a rival in gen 9 too.
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You forgot her leading with Supreme Overlord Kingambit as well. Plus who in the actual fuck uses GoGOAT? I like Sawsbuck's design but when you're objectively outclassed by the deer you're in a bad spot.
TNF said:
I liked her and Arven, both of them served their role fine. Penny could've been cut though
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I like Penny because she has the dean in her story arc, but she should have been slapped by Arven because he has actual family problems compared to her having a dad she thinks is cringey. Peony is still a pretty great dad all things said so her behavior is out of line.
MetokurGroomedMe said:
now hold the fuck up. are you gonna argue that her battle theme wasn't awesome?
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Meh, I prefer the Team Star boss theme more.
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Even with the rape Typhlosion is the 2nd best Jhoto starter. Chiqorita sucks and is in such a distant third that it’s actually the worst mon of it’s Generation.
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That is a funny way to spell Ledian. It's a horrifying day when you're outclassed by Ariados.
Some Badger said:
It objectively has the lowest BST apart from Wishiwashi, which even then has a tardrage school shooter form to fall back on.

I'm a Totodile guy all the way, but even Chikorita has the benefit of setting up screens and poison. It's just... kind of the worst option when it has to compete with two S-tier starters in its own gen.
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Chikorita gets an early Razor Leaf and that's it. The first two gyms are tailor made to ruin it though and the only decent gym is Chuck. Chikorita is one of the worst starters in the series bar none.
 
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