Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oliver Onions]

That's the thing that slays me about that case. It became economically absurd to not settle it a long ass time ago.

Thank God Nick got into alcoholism, coke and whores instead of gambling.

 

[Oxyjen]

This sudden shift to making a new account and [potentially] portraying himself is suspicious

All of these streamers desire their turn in the limelight. Sean has gotten approbation from the community for breaking with Balldo, he’s “on our side”. Just like Nick once was.
Nick wanted to be popular, to be liked. To be famous, and enjoy the trappings of fame. The Sonichu medallion was not his undoing.

 

[thebigdream]

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Petition to make these the upper and lower borders of the next MATI stream

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

A "yes that is me" on the next stream would suffice, not exactly like Sean is some super secret anon who can't possibly divulge any personal information to confirm his identity. I was more surprised that it took this long to have an official account, though I had always assumed he had an anon account beforehand.

I am partial to the Kiwi secret hand sign, myself.

Is there any proof that pug is still alive? I'm pretty sure from his hateful glares at that pug when he brought it on to prove it was still alive that he probably just murdered it by beating it to death with a hammer the instant the stream was over. Why did he so obviously hate that poor little pug?

Because it reminded him of his children--a thing he had obligation to, but could not tell to go eat a toaster pastry or other sugary snack in the cupboard.

I have a feeling that if we told Sean things were getting out of hand and he needed to pull up, he might actually listen.

Call me negative Nellie, but that was once thought of Nick...

Suggested fix for the OP

I'll give him until 2025 to see what happens. His next few court dates should be interesting and revealing unless he drags things out.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Thank God Nick got into alcoholism, coke and whores instead of gambling.

There's still time. If the state takes away his whiskey and coke, the whores might leave and we can hope he picks up gambling to complete the milking. Wait until they realize the only thing they all liked about each other was drug induced.

 

[datura_binge]

Guys, can we just be totally honest here... and this is coming from a guy who posts here regularly... the Farms isn't exactly the type of place you want to "involve" yourself in if you are a person tangentially involved with a "subject" of the Farms. By which I mean: If you are a person like Sean, and you have contacts etc with guys like Nick etc, it's not surprising that you would maybe take a long time to make an account and post (or even acknowledge it, or even make an account). I mean, props, but goddamn anybody choosing to post here in that position better damn well know for a fact their ducks are in order because if they aren't people will find out and blow your spot up very very fast. And keep in mind, even if you DO have your ducks in a row and we have nothing to find on you, the fact that you are posting here also makes you a target for everyone that hates the Farms, which is a very very very long list, unfortunately. There's a reason Null suggests using burner accounts etc to make an account here (from what I remember anyway). Sean is a practicing lawyer, might not be the best look to associate with "internet nazi terrorists".

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Yeah, Sean - please, keep wholesome. I need at least one model-building lawyer I can enjoy. I want to see this A-37 finished all the way through without some knowledge of hookers and blow ruining the experience.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

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NOT AGAIN NOT AGAIN NOT AGAIN

"SEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"

I just escaped the bathroom, it's not fair!

"THEY SAY I DON'T CLEAN UP PUG DOODOO SEAN!"

Please no! NOT THE BALLDO! NOT THE BALLDO!

Spoiler: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Guys, can we just be totally honest here... and this is coming from a guy who posts here regularly... the Farms isn't exactly the type of place you want to "involve" yourself in if you are a person tangentially involved with a "subject" of the Farms. By which I mean: If you are a person like Sean, and you have contacts etc with guys like Nick etc, it's not surprising that you would maybe take a long time to make an account and post (or even acknowledge it, or even make an account). I mean, props, but goddamn anybody choosing to post here in that position better damn well know for a fact their ducks are in order because if they aren't people will find out and blow your spot up very very fast. And keep in mind, even if you DO have your ducks in a row and we have nothing to find on you, the fact that you are posting here also makes you a target for everyone that hates the Farms, which is a very very very long list, unfortunately. There's a reason Null suggests using burner accounts etc to make an account here (from what I remember anyway). Sean is a practicing lawyer, might not be the best look to associate with "internet nazi terrorists".

We're going to learn in 6 months that Sean has a private butchery under his house where he slaughters defenseless lolcows to feed his ever growing hunger for drama.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

April posted two new Instagram posts yesterday. Don’t have the time right now to go through all of the photos and dumb platitudes in the captions, but wanted to quickly point out how truly bad she looks in candid pictures. She needs to lay off the Doritos and self-tanner.

 

[Melty Butter]

April posted two new Instagram posts yesterday. Don’t have the time right now to go through all of the photos and dumb platitudes in the captions, but wanted to quickly point out how truly bad she looks in candid pictures. She needs to lay off the Doritos and self-tanner.

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Quite the expression in the final pic. Link and link for the posts.
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[TexOffender]

April posted two new Instagram posts yesterday. Don’t have the time right now to go through all of the photos and dumb platitudes in the captions, but wanted to quickly point out how truly bad she looks in candid pictures. She needs to lay off the Doritos and self-tanner.

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hmmm, looking a little puffy in the face there. Also didn't realize her jaw was that masculine.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

April posted two new Instagram posts yesterday. Don’t have the time right now to go through all of the photos and dumb platitudes in the captions, but wanted to quickly point out how truly bad she looks in candid pictures. She needs to lay off the Doritos and self-tanner.

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Is that one of Niq's kids? Because if so, FFS.

 

[LimeRikki]

Petition to make these the upper and lower borders of the next MATI stream

At the very least it should be the border for future BalldoHam segments.

What no sunscreen, too much coke, and not enough @Fapcop lovin' does to a gal.

Sad.

 

[daffodils]

Is that one of Niq's kids? Because if so, FFS.

Too young and wrong sex.

 

[Melty Butter]

Is that one of Niq's kids? Because if so, FFS.

Too young and wrong sex.

Correct. It's not Nick's kid, but still odd that she posts being a caregiver.

I'm trying to place the location (about to give up) but if it's the Delta Equine Center; Assisted Therapy (5 miles NE of Willmar) and they're there FOR one of his kids' horse therapy, I might blow a gasket.

 

[AnOminous]

April posted two new Instagram posts yesterday. Don’t have the time right now to go through all of the photos and dumb platitudes in the captions, but wanted to quickly point out how truly bad she looks in candid pictures. She needs to lay off the Doritos and self-tanner.

What is wrong with this brainless cokehead cunt posting random kids to the Internet in the middle of a criminal and public scandal?

 

[Oxyjen]

Oh, the “lost 175 pounds of useless weight” means Aaron, I get it.

“But I gained so much more” lol I guess so.

No jokes about coke being an appetite suppressant.

 

[repentance]

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Those filters are doing some heavy lifting.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

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“I have every reason to smile”
“I gained so much more than I lost”

Indeed, April has the smug mug of a woman who successfully replaced Kayla, a wife and mother of 20 years, and is milking Nick of all the free drugs, booze, tattoos, piercings, and jewelry that his dwindling funds can buy. Free Dairy Queen and a house of her own, too. Not too shabby for a former paint factory employee.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

April posted two new Instagram posts yesterday. Don’t have the time right now to go through all of the photos and dumb platitudes in the captions, but wanted to quickly point out how truly bad she looks in candid pictures. She needs to lay off the Doritos and self-tanner.

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She really is like a tourist of other people's families. She tossed the last three kids aside like they were nothing, she'll do the same with these five when she finds someone new to move on to. Is there a specific word for a woman like her? I mean in regards to the family thing.