Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

I suggest we require him to sing The Whiskey Drinking Lawyer and upload it here as proof.

That song doesn't exist. Because the man it's about never existed.

 

[LovisXVI]

I'm pretty sure he's mentioned his account well before August, so I'm under the assumption that if this is him, this is the "public facing" account, whereas another older account is where the "spicy takes" live.

Just constant slurs and posting in Vtuber threads no doubt.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I'd leave teeth marks on the muzzle of my .357 before I did that

Not sure if this is the real Big Sean, but if it is, you deserve the assorted cheeses you consume for enjoyment. Good streams.

 

[DemsBNutz]

I'd leave teeth marks on the muzzle of my .357 before I did that

Dang it now all I can hear when i read lines like that is Sean... Wonderful now I need to craft a fine chat for Sean to read about family law sucking harder then a coke addict obsessed with licking men...

 

[AnOminous]

Dang it now all I can hear when i read lines like that is Sean... Wonderful now I need to craft a fine chat for Sean to read about family law sucking harder then a coke addict obsessed with licking men...

SEAN SEAN SEAN SEAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN THEY'RE ACCUSING ME OF TOTALLY INSANE THINGS like exposing my daughter to cocaine. I mean how crazy, what is wrong with these kiwifags?

 

[thebigdream]

SEAN SEAN SEAN SEAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN THEY'RE ACCUSING ME OF TOTALLY INSANE THINGS like exposing my daughter to cocaine. I mean how crazy, what is wrong with these kiwifags?

Between SEAAAANNN and LEGULLLL MINDSEEET my internal voice goes fucking wild whenever Lawtubers are mentioned, and I'm not even mad about it.

 

[AnOminous]

Is there any proof that pug is still alive? I'm pretty sure from his hateful glares at that pug when he brought it on to prove it was still alive that he probably just murdered it by beating it to death with a hammer the instant the stream was over. Why did he so obviously hate that poor little pug?

 

[Soapmore]

If I was Monty, I wouldn’t take anything less than exactly the amount Randazza has billed Balldo. Pure pottery.

If I was Monty, I would attach a lien to the home for sale, to get that sweet delight of forcing Nick to pay. You know Nick has no intention to ever pay Montegraph. He'll pay penalties or pennies to dole that shit out forever.

 

[ghastlyretard]

Is there any proof that pug is still alive? I'm pretty sure from his hateful glares at that pug when he brought it on to prove it was still alive that he probably just murdered it by beating it to death with a hammer the instant the stream was over. Why did he so obviously hate that poor little pug?

What would it take to have had a hair follicle test done on the dog?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Is there any proof that pug is still alive? I'm pretty sure from his hateful glares at that pug when he brought it on to prove it was still alive that he probably just murdered it by beating it to death with a hammer the instant the stream was over. Why did he so obviously hate that poor little pug?

He's a terrible pet owner. The idea of pets being neglected and/or abused by their owners genuinely makes me sad, because they are powerless, much like Nick's kids were.

It's not enough for Nicholas Rekieta and Kayla Rekieta to be failed parents to their children, but they are failed pet owners as well.

They are completely incapable of taking care of anyone, including themselves, even with all that YouTube money that existed at one point, they still can't do it.

Too incompetent to do anything.

 

[AnOminous]

It's not enough for Nicholas Rekieta and Kayla Rekieta to be failed parents to their children, but they are failed pet owners as well.

I feel sorry for that pug.

That pug should be living with a happy loving family, instead the pug is suffering with two absolute shitmonsters named Nick and Kayla. They should be up against a wall.

You know.

The wall MAPs should be on.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I feel sorry for that pug.

That pug should be living with a happy loving family, instead the pug is suffering with two absolute shitmonsters named Nick and Kayla. They should be up against a wall.

You know.

The wall MAPs should be on.

That's why it's such a sad thing. A dog or cat? They're trapped in whatever awful living conditions the owner(s) keep them in, and unless they leave the door open or something, they're stuck there. And even if they could get out, running away would be a bad thing to play out because pets get killed out in the streets all the time. They're helpless.

I bet you a million Semper Fi's that Nick abuses and neglects that poor puppy, and for that alone he deserves a hole between the eyes in Minecraft. Just look at the way he handles him. No care at all.

 

[Gay Mouth]

He's a terrible pet owner. The idea of pets being neglected and/or abused by their owners genuinely makes me sad, because they are powerless, much like Nick's kids were.

Pugs were bred to sit on the lap of the Chinese emperor. They are short haired, non shedding, double coated, low saliva luxury dogs. Yes, they tend towards allergies and coat problems (if you're a poorfag who can't afford cheap medications to fix it). If you take care of them, they're lovely, well behaved dogs who are happy to sit on your lap and snooze their life away. The love nothing more than sitting with their master and snoozing. They're wonderful dogs for children, because they're patient, loving and gentle by nature. When they are young, they are fairly high energy and playful creatures. Good with kids, non aggressive, faithful, pack in well and can be trained to be good alert dogs, not guard dogs- they can bark to alert you to intruders but no chance they're able to defend you in a physical altercation, though they may try.

Spoiler: TMI PWRLVL

my sweet old dog was with me when I was attacked with my newborn. She might have saved my baby's life because she distracted the attacker, bit at his heels and took a kick, which gave me the few seconds to spare to get away. What a brave girl.

Nick locking a puppy up in the coke bathroom is so cruel. All that land, all those five kids to play with, and he secluded a really great dog in a small room with no interaction or stimulation to train her right. He only ever referred to her as a pain- like it was an untrained puppy's fault she wanted to shit on the blackened sticky carpet. He could have, I don't know, interacted with his nearly grown son, given him a chore of walking the dog, anything. But he locked her up with his coke in the safe. The dog's only socialization was screaming retards beating their heads and railing lines periodically every few hours.

It takes a real scumbag to neglect and abuse a baby dog, but Nicolas Rekieta didn't blink twice about neglecting and abusing his own flesh and blood, so I shouldn't be surprised.

 

[AnOminous]

He only ever referred to her as a pain- like it was an untrained puppy's fault she wanted to shit on the blackened sticky carpet.

He only even referred to his own children to whine about how much he hated them and how horrible it was to drive muh keeeedz around. He's an absolutely sociopathic piece of shit who cares about nothing but himself.

 

[thebigdream]

It takes a real scumbag to neglect and abuse a baby dog, but Nicolas Rekieta didn't blink twice about neglecting and abusing his own flesh and blood, so I shouldn't be surprised.

If KF couldn't handle the murdershower in Nick's second house this thread is going to into meltdown when we get the body footage of a cop peeking into pug purgatory and finding a 3 inch layer of shit and piss.

SEAANN!!! SEAAAANNN!!! THEYRE SAYING I DONT PICK UP THE DOG DOODOO SEEAAANNN!!!

 

[repentance]

As much as I like your coverage and generally think you’re neat, Nick was saying things along those exact lines up through 2021 and into the first half of 2022. I remember Jersh streaming with him back then, explicitly telling Nick to please, please not be a gross retard, and Nick swore to him he wasn’t and never would be. And now we’re here.

I have a feeling that if we told Sean things were getting out of hand and he needed to pull up, he might actually listen.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Nick locking a puppy up in the coke bathroom is so cruel. All that land, all those five kids to play with, and he secluded a really great dog in a small room with no interaction or stimulation to train her right. He only ever referred to her as a pain- like it was an untrained puppy's fault she wanted to shit on the blackened sticky carpet.

I may be a non-practicing non-psychologist, but I get the impression that people on some level are tools to Nick, the dog is simply there to amuse him and go back into the bathroom when not needed. Same with his kids, they revolve around him, so the moment he stops wanting to be a parent they're ignored so he can go back to cocaine and having sex with women who aren't his wife.

 

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Nick Rekieta is a non-practicing lawyer and former livestreamer from central Minnesota

Suggested fix for the OP

 

[Father Balldo]

AFAIK Sean already had an account on the farms and was fine having it be unknown while posting in the thread. This sudden shift to making a new account and [potentially] portraying himself is suspicious. What's the incentive? It could be Nick. It could be still life. It could be Kayla. It could be KALEA. It could be Cynthia. It could be TiC. It could be Felton. It could be anyone.

What's odd is how readily people believe it is who they are claiming to be and have done so since his first post, unless they are in on it, of course.

 

[AltisticRight]

Sorry, I've become obsessed with this image. And now I must make the 100 Nickler post.