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[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

My point is that all of this takes mindfulness, self-awareness, self-discipline, and personal responsibility.

All of which troons are allergic to.

Kevin would rather literally have his skull ground down than do 10 minutes a week of browscaping.

The problem (for troons like Kevin) with just doing the normal aesthetic maintenance things that most women do (brows, hairstyling, waxing, nails, exercise, whatever) is that it doesn't give them anywhere near the attention and dopamine that FFS, fake tits, and amhole butchery provides. Kevin doesn't see himself as a regular woman; he's better than a real woman. He's a cool cyberpunk Transformer with a "designer" vagina. The surgeries and the process leading up to them are things he enjoys. The results don't even really matter. Kevin has been getting surgeries done for years now. He decides what he wants, has to go to a million doctor appointments to get approval, the pre-op process, the actual operation, the healing... He posts about every step obsessively online for asspats. He gets to sit around being a lazy lump while he 'heals', so he makes it so he's in a constant state of healing. Then, best of all, he gets to act like an authority on the subject and someone the other troons aspire to be. Its a huge part of his personality. He got his gross bolt-ons. They look awful, but now he gets to post about how them bouncing around gives him a euphoria boner. To him, woman=bouncy tits.

He would get none of these benefits from doing something normal like getting his eyebrows waxed or having a skincare routine. Getting to post about all his medical appointments, and then the post-operation "I lived" hospital bed photo, gets him both attention and an excuse to lay around doing nothing while he heals, with the bonus of being seen as an aspirational figure to other failed, perverted men. All of this is, of course, motivated by his fetishes, as well. Getting a decent haircut isn't extreme enough to satisfy the coom demon inside him. He doesn't have a fetish for nice eyebrows, so there is no point in making them look better. He doesn't want to look like a normal woman, he wants to look like a plastic surgery disaster so everyone knows he "won' at being a tranny.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I wonder what Kevin would look like in a decent wig (we are way past decent haircuts now)
-probably a LOT worse:
Something that the old men who jam a wig on don't realsie, is that women their age don't have hair like a 20 year old-sleek and long. It makes the worn skin look much worse in an uncanny, mutton dressed as lamb way.
Combine that with the fact that mens skin and features are much gnarlier, and much bigger, the effect becomes even worse.
Imagine Kevin's crater face and hulking head framed by sleek bright hair that might look good on a woman a good bit younger than him. Genuinely hideous.

Like how your eyes would scan over a dog shit on the ground as an unfortunate but natural part of life- if someone put a bow on it, it becomes a new frontier of disgusting.

Maybe when the surgery train finally gets taken off the tracks we will see this era. If he's not dead ofc.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder what Kevin would look like in a decent wig (we are way past decent haircuts now)
-probably a LOT worse:

I wonder what he'd look like with a shower. I mean probably not much better but at least you couldn't see the stink lines coming off him in a picture on the Internet.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Spoiler: Humbert replies to the people

look at "Lolita", HH.
I'm sure you've met people smarter than Kevin who have gotten the wrong message from that one

Surprisingly not. I don’t discuss it irl without being somehow provoked, and most people just accept Humbert for Humbert online. It’s usually me sperging about how much I love the concept of the story conventions.

@Humbert Humbert: "I’m going to be honest with you guys, I don’t know what a transsexual therian is and I don’t give a fuck"

Therian is someone who identifies as an animal.

Thank you for explaining, although this answer brought a deep sigh. Like “it’s not affecting me personally” kind of sigh, but a “this is really a thing in this society” kind of sigh.

Kevin once said everyone in the USA should get 100,000$ a year from the government to pay for things. The combined amount they would have to pay to each American would be around 5-6 times the amount of US dollars in circulation.
The answer is yes.

Did anyone point out to him that doing so would devalue the dollar and make the whole exercise pointless?

In reply to both of these remarks, I have to remind you that he once proposed that the government print more money in response to him contracting the coronavirus. The reason I distinctly remember this is because I was the fucker who posted it two years ago:

EDIT: THIS RETARD REALLY JUST SAID “THE GOVERNMENT CAN PRINT MORE MONEY” [A]

I don’t remember writing “THIS RETARD”, but I do remember laughing.

Edit:

Something that the old men who jam a wig on don't realsie, is that women their age don't have hair like a 20 year old-sleek and long. It makes the worn skin look much worse in an uncanny, mutton dressed as lamb way.

Yes, this is all true. A quality wig is like a couple hundred bucks, and we know that he spends more on toys and dumb shit. Wigs also require some degree of care, not much, but some, and we know that Kevin isn’t going to do that shit, so it won’t be sleek for very long. I also can’t see Kevin WANTING a long wig, he never really had long hair (or at least what I consider to be long), and we’d see it tied back quite often.

We have Things to go over today. This is a shitty update by my posting standards, as have all of them been since I stopped doing the dailies. I’m too lazy to include most replies unless they’re relevant, capture everything he says, and have no fucking app to stitch my screenshots together so there’s gonna be more images, contributing to a longer post than it needs to be. Yes, I’m really pissed about that and until I find a solution, I’m going to bitch and moan. I enjoyed posting everything he said because it gives you, the reader, a more unfiltered picture of what’s going on. If I pick out the most deranged shit he says, of course he’s gonna look psycho. Oh, and some of you seemed to enjoy/appreciate/comment on the pop culture related tweets. This one we will break up into topics for reading ease.

Spoiler: Writing Woes

Yes, the focal topic of today’s post is about his latest ventures into writing an HDG fanfic. “HDG”, in case you weren’t aware or forgot, is an acronym for “Human Domestication Guide”. I guess someone wrote a story involving a bunch of kinks in a particular setting and other people began building on the kinks and setting. So here, his love of writing comes back to life in full force because one of his favorite HDG authors, Pyxxie, wants to be friends with him.

And thus begins him posting intermittently about the intricacies of authorship. He has to clean up his first rough draft for an editor.

Of course that editor will be his friend. We may see a story soon.

It is at this point that he has sent it off to be read by eyes that aren’t his. The next few posts will demonstrate that he is very anxious about it.

He’s anxious even though he admits he has no reason to be. It is at this point that I realized that Kevin wasn’t actually going “uwu I have anxiety” like most people nowadays are, I think he has legitimate medical anxiety. And yes I know he’s on anxiety medication, but I didn’t realize it was actually like THIS.


She has responded with her feedback. Kevin needs to work up the courage to open that message, even though he sees praise.

He fully acknowledges that his reaction is out of proportion. He previously mentioned that while he felt anxious about showing his art to the world, but here he elaborates and says that showing his writing to the world is much more nerve-wracking.

Still though, he wants to write it because he wants his story to be a reality and not remain an idea, out of fear of it being disliked.

He mentions a specific issue his work is suffering from, and that’s a plot with no characters. He’ll probably figure it out somehow. I suppose it’s better than having no plot or characters at all.

Fighting the urge to just post the chapter already because he’s sick of dealing with it (i kind of get wanting to be done with something tho).

I mean, yeah, he’s writing a kinky smut story, but it looks like he’s being more productive and utilizing more mental faculties than posting on Twitter constantly (this isn’t bad, this entire post is over 5 days) and playing video games.

Spoiler: Transgender Thoughts

He switched to a primary care doctor who works with other trans people on hormones. Not sure why he didn’t do this earlier but whatever, at least this one wants to profit off him by getting him T

I’m not sure what happened and quite frankly I don’t care, I’m just posting this. It appears that he’s opining on the circumstances of some drama online, drama that involved pronouns.

I admit, I chuckled a bit when I got to this part of his feed and saw that he said “sometimes when a fellow tranny”. He opines that sometimes it’s fine to ignore when a troon has a wack opinion and they shouldn’t drag each other into infighting.

He had voice therapy and it did not go well, he had a breakdown and cried during it, but states that this is normal. I’m not sure if he means normal for him or normal for all troon voice therapy recipients. But he does have a good ear for pitch, so there’s that.

He is proud of himself for sticking to it and not quitting though, showing a rare case of when Kevin has resilience.

I don’t know what triggered this and it doesn’t get elaborated on. Actually, I personally do not hate Kevin, even though I’ve documented his shit regularly over the course of months at a time.

Elon Musk bad. I admit that I agree with Kevin here, Elon Musk’s trans daughter hating him is pretty funny.

Kevin preaches to the masses to not be hateful towards people whose beauty they’re jealous of

I don’t know what to make of this one, but I’m just relieved we didn’t get any of that Kindness style alter bullshit from Kevin.

Years ago, Kevin was correctly gendered by a child when he first started HRT.

Maybe this is referring to the infighting he was talking about in the beginning of the section.

I’m not documenting all the shit he has to say about media, so here’s a healthy dose to make sure you’re not missing on too much.

Spoiler: Pop Culture/Media Musings

Kevin enjoys Dr Who.

Kevin went to see the Transformers One movie.


I have no idea what any of this means, but I’m leaving it here for you guys.

He wants to get a limited edition Blu-Ray box set of Doctor Who. I have a few things to mention, first of all, “when I get paid”. I was wondering who’s paying him, but then I remembered he gets government money.

As you can see from the above reply to that original post, he wants to go full special interest DIY on this. I actually did find an Amazon page for the product, and apparently the disc packaging really is shitty. Also, it was released last year, and it costs over $300.

I was a bit excited because this is the first media Kevin’s posted about that I actually am a little familiar with, although not much. He discusses… all this bullshit.


I never seen or read any DC/Marvel media before, only reason I saw it was because my former Lolita wanted to go. I only knew the name of the movie. It was amazing production and acting, but the singing and “story” became exhausting. Lolita was… not happy, to put it lightly.
Oh, and before the HDG fanfic was the subject of most of his tweets, his struggles in a game called Outer Wilds was. As of today, he has gone back to posting about it in a similar fashion.

To wrap it all up, we have a mention of one of the cats. At least the cat’s not miserable, like me and Lo were after that damn Joker movie.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She has responded with her feedback. Kevin needs to work up the courage to open that message, even though he sees praise.

He's posting all this in public, right? The friend who's beta-reading the story gets to also watch Kevin acting like it's the 1800s and he mailed a letter across the ocean and the reply is finally here. She could just as easily DM him or reply to his posts and start telling him about comma splices.

I'm sure it's another troon or handmaiden, but man, what a weird position to be in. It'd be like going to a junior high sleepover where the host is writing in her diary in real time, and reading it aloud as she goes.

 

[Sourceress]

He wants to get a limited edition Blu-Ray box set of Doctor Who.

Kevin and cheapshit he could get for much less but it wouldn't feel as "special," name a better combo.

Seriously, dude just get a Max subscription, you can watch all the nu!Who you could possibly desire. Though why you'd want to is beyond me, especially post-Twelve. (/curmudgeonly old!Who fan) You don't have to buy a fricking $300 boxset you admit you're not even going to keep the packaging for.

tbh I think Kevin just likes Doctor Who because the most recent series keep casting trannies to lecture the audience about how harrrrrd it is to be a troon. And they always pick the ugliest, most clockable bastards you've ever seen. Case in point:

I'm sorry to do that to you all.

I'm actually going to give that one to Kevin, that is a genuinely frustrating experience. I remember feeling so under pressure to Do All The Right Things in Mass Effect 2 that I had a three-page printed list of what order to do things in so nobody died. (dw I know I'm an autist and très ridiculous.) It sucks when progressing the way you want to means spoiling the shit out of yourself for the game.

Unrelated to anything above: Does anyone else remember the good old days when people knew how tacky it looked to talk constantly about all the money you spend on total bullshit? Kevin's constant spending alerts are just so fricking obnoxious. I know people who work harder in a day than he has in his life who can't afford to spend like he does, smh.

 

[AnOminous]

tbh I think Kevin just likes Doctor Who because the most recent series keep casting trannies to lecture the audience about how harrrrrd it is to be a troon. And they always pick the ugliest, most clockable bastards you've ever seen. Case in point:

Niggerfaggots: for when just being a nigger or a faggot isn't enough oppression points for your bingo card.

 

[Flamin Park]

Niggerfaggots: for when just being a nigger or a faggot isn't enough oppression points for your bingo card.

Bro looks like Richard Ayoade after a hard divorce

 

[kazuhiro]

Some KevPosts.

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW, but don't read while eating

Wife material.

Best decision he ever made.

Healthcare resource management.


Orgasms.

Pinchy vag.

Productivity.





Political strategizing.


Love, not hate.

Kevin discovered there's a sequel to the Rocky Horror movie and sperged copiously about it.


Some reposts.

I laughed.


And a cat.

 

[Flamin Park]

Some KevPosts.
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Spoiler: Nothing NSFW, but don't read while eating

Wife material.
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Best decision he ever made.
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Healthcare resource management.
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Orgasms.
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Pinchy vag.
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Productivity.
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Political strategizing.
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Love, not hate.
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Kevin discovered there's a sequel to the Rocky Horror movie and sperged copiously about it.
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Some reposts.
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And a cat.
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Koko the fucking gorilla was better at caring for pets than Kev and co. Those poor poor cats

 

[AnOminous]

Koko the fucking gorilla was better at caring for pets than Kev and co. Those poor poor cats

Gorillas are intelligent animals. Troons not so much.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Healthcare resource management.

I love when the troons try to use this argument to get whatever elective surgeries they want covered by their insurance. (And we all know that the unlimited amount of health resources most of them want access to isn't even health insurance they pay into through their jobs or coming out of their own pockets.) Acting like surgeons would go out of business if there were no trannies is just laughable. And inventing new things that require costly, long-term care (on top of the regular stuff people need already medical care for) isn't the right direction if you want some kind of utopian free universal healthcare that actually functions.

A woman who has tiny but healthy tits can't get a boob job covered by her insurance because it gives her bad feelings about her body. Women get insurance-covered mastectomies, and then sometimes subsequent augmentations, because of fucking cancer, not because they threaten to kill themselves if they don't get giant bimbo boobs. It's lunacy that Kevin thinks he even belonged in the same waiting line as a woman for these surgeries. (I know Kevin would say that his fantasy free-for-all medical care should cover elective surgery for everyone who wants it, but that is obviously retarded to anyone who can think more than five minutes into the future.)

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Best decision he ever made.

Kevin, if the cis experience is not the only valid one then being a trans women is an incoherent concept. What are you transitioning from and to?

Healthcare resource management.

"lol what is this bullshit about 'healthcare resources are limited' no they fucking aren't"

Even the replicators need dilithium crystals to operate.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Even the replicators need dilithium crystals to operate.

I wish we could send him out mining. Or doing electricity. Or any labor harvesting job. He can shadow for a month so he doesn't get in the way aside from his massive fucking gunt, then he can complain again.

I think he'd pretend to be an expert on anything like that if he was forced to do something for a time, then brag about it.

 

[Law]

The problem (for troons like Kevin) with just doing the normal aesthetic maintenance things that most women do (brows, hairstyling, waxing, nails, exercise, whatever) is that it doesn't give them anywhere near the attention and dopamine that FFS, fake tits, and amhole butchery provides.

An eyebrow razor and box dye from CVS also don't come with those tasty post-surgical opioids.
I think a significant amount of post-op transgurls end up turning themselves into dope fiends with the infinite surgery carousel.

Combine that with the fact that mens skin and features are much gnarlier, and much bigger, the effect becomes even worse.

Bruce Jenner spent 4 million dollars to get every face and hair re-jiggering modern science could come up with, and he looks like someone tried to recreate their ex-rocker uncle out of turtle wax.

“Human Domestication Guide”

If Kevin wasn't so fat and out of shape, he'd be a serial killer.

I wish we could send him out mining.

Now I'm sad the tranch never had a mineral rights saga.

 

[kazuhiro]

Spoiler: Nothing NSFW

Politics.



Why would anyone consider Kevin undesirable?

Crossover.

Voice training.

Culture.


Bi lesbianism.

Donuts.

Shopping at Torrid.


Music.


Other stuff.




A cat.

And the Kevin selfie GIF!

 

[CheesyBoy]

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Kevin acting like he doesn't want a sexbot for the same reason every other nerd wants one.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Culture.

A big plot point of Rocky Horror is that the castle isn't what the kids call a "healthy space," even for all the fabulous queer people who occupy it.

There are a lot of sequins and fishnets, but Frank is a terrible, petulant, emotionally labile murderous leader even if he is good in bed, and even if he is being manipulated behind the scenes by an older, uglier and very resentful elder queer. It looks good and the songs are nice, but even if Brad and Janet hadn't come along, it wouldn't be sustainable; you have a whole building of what 2024 would call polycule drama.

Add 50 pounds to each character (except Kindness) and some alpacas, and maybe Kevin would get it.

It was great when it all began
I was a regular Frankie fan
But it was over when he had the plan
To start working on a muscle man...

Actually, "Rose Tint My World" works great, up to Paul entering at the end:

Steampunk Penny, it's all over
Your commune is a failure
The hoarding's gone too far
I'm your mortgage holder
You now are my tenants
I'll return to urban gig-work
Prepare my electric car

 

[Space Police]

ITT: Kevin spergs about how sexy robots are to him while misunderstanding basic robot/mecha terminology. He only cares about the coom; anything else (like dilating) is irrelevant. If he were to become a sex robot, he'd die in a few hours because he'd run to the nearest porno shoot and neglect all recovery procedures.

 

[Positron]

And the Kevin selfie GIF!

If he already has a "gorgeous face" why is he planning facial feminization surgery?