Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Woggie's child bride]

I used to be plagued by somatic migraines and I've no idea why anyone would aspire to a migraine

First off you taste bleach in your mouth, then your vision dissolves into static like an untuned TV and unseen demons stretch your pupils out until they scream

I aged out of these things and it's fucking mind boggling to see people aspiring to migraines because honestly I'd drink bleach rather than go through that again whilst trying to live my life

Munchies will often intentionally or unintentionally cripple themselves and attempt to push themselves to the edge of death to get their fix of attention, claiming to have migraines is pretty tame in comparison to she's likely to end up if she keeps up her patterns in life

 

[Zemblan Physics]

She really lacks an internal locus of control - she’s completely incapable of seeing that, in fact, all of this is something she, and only she, can control. Instead of taking responsibility for her life, she expects the tax payers to pay for a maid & thinks that her parents are “excommunicating” her for no reason. “Trauma” happens to her, just like that. She’s also so isolated that a Twitter acquaintance becomes a dear friend that you mourn (publicly, for clout).

I almost pity her.

She’s also tweeted a long rant about Peter Singer, which was fairly incomprehensible but she at least didn’t dismiss him off hand. Maybe she’s actually doing some reading for her classes?

Anyway, fighting with dad set her IBS, also known as “probably cancer”, off.


Too bad she’s too frail to wipe her own ass.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I don’t blame her for needing a parent guarantor in NYC, because most young people don’t make enough eliminate the need for one. She should still pay her own darn way, though.

From what I can tell, her dad already did that in round one of her going to NYC and failing out of university and ended up paying her rent. So that he won't do it again, at least until she properly gets her shit together, is not surprising and actual parenting. I think the whole going back to school arc is her attempt to get money out of her dad again, but he's not having it especially as it seems she's already failing out.

 

[Ann Berlin]

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How close was she with Tinu?? Did they interact privately at all? What in the parasocial fuck?

 

[sarna]

She’s also tweeted a long rant about Peter Singer, which was fairly incomprehensible but she at least didn’t dismiss him off hand. Maybe she’s actually doing some reading for her classes?

The Peter Singer shit didn't make much sense to me either, but I will excerpt it here so others can take a crack at it.

 

[Breadbear]

He's a pro euthenasia guy? Is that it?

 

[Sperghetti]

The Peter Singer shit didn't make much sense to me either, but I will excerpt it here so others can take a crack at it.

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I’ll admit, I’m not at all familiar with either of these people or the book spoken about, but per her description, it sounds like the author recounted a situation where even though this guy had an offensive opinion, his actual actions around her proved him to be a surprisingly decent and courteous person, often even moreso than people who had the “right” opinions.

Victoria, of course, somehow proceeds to miss the underlying point of this entirely and instead focuses on “all those people who say they care about me clearly don’t really care about me in practice” and “this guy’s offensive opinion is bad because it’s based on bad reasoning and people’s disregard for COVID is also based on that same bad reasoning”.

You know, between this and all her talk about advocacy… Victoria really fetishizes disability, doesn’t she? I don’t mean that in a sexual sense, just that there's something she finds very, very desirable about the label "disabled", beyond mere lazy malingering. Like it’s some state of holiness to aspire to where she can take up advocacy as a sort of crusade, and convert people like her sister into the way of the Disabled.

All that attention she got for being a depressed and anxious teenager really lit some sort of weird fuse there.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

He's a pro euthenasia guy? Is that it?

I just know that he’s a bioethicist and utilitarian practical philosopher. Haven’t really read him, but I believe he argues that severely disabled infants should be euthanized (or parents should have that option, at least) since they suffer, which isn’t really an illogical position if you truly are a utilitarian. Disability advocates do not agree and thus think he shouldn’t be “platformed” at all, which is why I found it interesting that Vicky didn’t reeeee that Singer is a nazi all through her rant. Especially since she and her ilk equal not wearing a mask to genocidal violence.

He’s influenced effective altruism and iirc is on the editorial board of the journal of controversial ideas, too. Also, vegetarian.

 

[Flamin Park]

I just know that he’s a bioethicist and utilitarian practical philosopher. Haven’t really read him, but I believe he argues that severely disabled infants should be euthanized (or parents should have that option, at least) since they suffer, which isn’t really an illogical position if you truly are a utilitarian. Disability advocates do not agree and thus think he shouldn’t be “platformed” at all, which is why I found it interesting that Vicky didn’t reeeee that Singer is a nazi all through her rant. Especially since she and her ilk equal not wearing a mask to genocidal violence.

He’s influenced effective altruism and iirc is on the editorial board of the journal of controversial ideas, too. Also, vegetarian.

Yerh he's like a less edgy Stephen Pinker but he still does that thing of saying controversial things for attention when his actual position is more nuanced

And they way she describes his interactions with this woman is the way women describe their perfect wedding day. She wishes she had someone who catered to her every demand and coddled her

 

[Fapcop]

All that attention she got for being a depressed and anxious teenager really lit some sort of weird fuse there.

I’m starting to see her transformation into an unfuckable grotesque cripple as a blessing in disguise.

There is no way she could have resisted to munchie the F out of any children she might have had.

 

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

Based on what she‘s said here, and previously about fleeing Florida, I wonder if she was in treatment there but left AMA to come back to NYC. Either just for drugs or for drugs plus munching and other psych issues. She’s mentioned that her phone use was restricted, they took “residents” on outings, and her dad has a pretty solid line of refusing to budge on enabling her (a tactic often suggested to the parents of adult patients). Dad may already be on the hook for paying for treatment, and is sure as hell not paying for a Manhattan apartment for his still-munching pooner daughter.

Florida is well known as a destination state for residential addiction/mental health treatment. I'd love to have more info on what program/rehab she was in. Was it something for BPD? Was it an addiction treatment center? Eating disorders?

He's a pro euthenasia guy? Is that it?

My understanding of his position is that he's pro euthanasia for the kinds of kids without brain function who show up in the Tard Baby General thread, but somehow this has been conflated into "he wants to kill disabled people." I remember people trying to cancel him when he came to speak at a college near me a few years back because he was "ableist."

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The Peter Singer shit didn't make much sense to me either, but I will excerpt it here so others can take a crack at it.

[snip peter singer rant]

I haven't read him either, but honestly he sounds pretty logical? Anyone who has read the Tard Baby thread here would probably be on board with Euthanasia for severely disabled infants/children, and it should be required reading for anyone who thinks otherwise.

A certain amount of Utilitarianism is necessary for a society to thrive, and no it doesn't always mean that one person will immensely suffer or whatever she said there. You aren't the basement child in "The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas." Everyone experiences inconveniences from other people constantly, but we also experience moments of kindness. Get the fuck over yourself.

You know, between this and all her talk about advocacy… Victoria really fetishizes disability, doesn’t she? I don’t mean that in a sexual sense, just that there's something she finds very, very desirable about the label "disabled", beyond mere lazy malingering. Like it’s some state of holiness to aspire to where she can take up advocacy as a sort of crusade, and convert people like her sister into the way of the Disabled.

All that attention she got for being a depressed and anxious teenager really lit some sort of weird fuse there

My personal theory is that her parents, despite being wealthy, we're attempting to raise Vicky right by not just handing out cash. Sure, they'd pay top dollar for education and medical stuff, but they maybe had the audacity to expect Vicky to make her own way in the world. After a while, she realized that Bank of Mom and Dad only dispensed cash for things like therapy and residential treatments so she leaned into it hard. Figured they couldn't say no to their poor, disabled daughter.

Now she's dug in too deep to admit defeat and get her life together. As she's said, her entire personality is now based on being disabled and it's all she can talk about. While her Dad is right to say NO, she probably really has such learned helplessness that it's out of the realm of her thought processes to go "you know, I should just knock it off already."

She's so fuuuuuucked. What an exciting time to be a Farmer.

Edit: ninja'd about Tard Babies by @Jupiter Doughnuts - sounds like we've both found that thread very educational.

 

[sarna]

Florida is well known as a destination state for residential addiction/mental health treatment. I'd love to have more info on what program/rehab she was in. Was it something for BPD? Was it an addiction treatment center? Eating disorders?

The OP covers about as much of this as we know, but if you want to read the saga yourself, you can use Twitter's advanced search to browse her posts during February and March 2024. She describes the facility as some kinda all-purpose celebrity rehab spa -- addiction, other issues as well -- but she is very cagey about exactly what problems her stay there is meant to be dealing with.

The interesting part: when she first lands there (around February 13) she characterizes it as a big win, because she's out of her parents' house. This lasts a day until her first major flip-out over masking. She's out exactly a month later. She claims that they discharged her for noncompliance in retaliation after she pursued various complaints with the facility's parent company and the state government.

If she AMA'd herself she didn't do it with New York immediately in mind, because there's a stretch of several months where she's noodling around Florida before the move north.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

If she AMA'd herself she didn't do it with New York immediately in mind, because there's a stretch of several months where she's noodling around Florida before the move north.

Given some of what she's said since, I think she must have made some kind of enabler friend in Florida and thought leaving the facility would be fine because her friend would support her. But she has one of the fastest cycles for people to nope out on her living with them of any cow on the site, so that obviously did not work out.

Poor, abused widdle girl! Your parents not funding infinite toys or letting you keep the devices you use to fake an illness is definitely traumatic.

Victoria with her super weak stomach and self-diagnosed IBD has consumed an entire bottle of hot sauce since moving into her new digs less than a month ago.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

 

[The Judean People's Front]

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I'd say "do your own coursework, Victoria" but lol she doesn't turn in coursework.

 

[prolific_mango]

She really is just the most entitled bitch at her whole school.

 

[sarna]

I wanna make sure to point out:

she ditched class because she was "grieving Tinu"

someone she followed on twitter

 

[klarine]

Im starting to see her transformation into an unfuckable grotesque cripple as a blessing in disguise.

Right now she is a "cripple" but soon she will become an actual cripple, its just a matter of how long can her spine hold against heavy dosages of daily prednisone

She really is just the most entitled bitch at her whole school.

Making a college professor wait 10 minutes for a 1:1 zoom meeting is absurd. They are usually busy researchers, and have a shit ton of students to talk to everyday. Considering how much she lies too, that guy probably waited over half an hour.

The worst part is that she was probably there to discuss her attendance issues so the teacher was already pissed

 

[Mayhem]

So…her professor was willing to meet with her to talk about her (lack of) attendance, she‘s late to the meeting because she had to take a dump…and the professor is the mean, unfair one in this situation?

She will never be able to hold down a job. She might as well quit school now and apply for permanent disability.