Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The way she talks is bizarre. She sounds like a qult member.

It is either Nick's influence, or just the airy attitude of a woman trying to appear not to care about what other people think (while secretly caring a lot). They adopt an aloof persona and affect the Royal We in their prose in attmept to simulate noble hautuer. This is on par with the mean girl teen drama Nick engages in, so it fits.

Oh god time really is a flat circle.


For denying the divinity of Jesus, Nick is in turn DENIED by the son of God.

Nick's brain has so many holes, he probably would not understand this joke.

Jesus and the Technicolor Seethecoat

Nicholas and his Coating of many Cummers.

I agree that Nick has gotten fat, fatter than Aaron, and needs to eat less.


Homewrecker and whore were pointed out already but I quite enjoy the term harlot.

I cannot believe 'slatternly woman' has not been mentioned yet...

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Maybe @MNPublicRecords was Sean too and he got bored.

The document pictures were photos taken with a mobile phone cam I believe. They have that quality and pixelation.
So it was either someone who went to the court house in person to look at the files (because they were public there, but not on the internet because children, before the case was sealed).

Alternatively it was a relative of Nick or Kayla who took pictures of his copies to humiliate him and force him to acknowledge his failings, go to rehab and prevent him from ever returning to streaming as he has done before by ruining his reputation.


I personally believe it is a family member or other person who reported the child neglect and is personally invested in the children's walfare and sees public shaming of the Rekietas as a chance to maybe scare and shock them enough to wake up and be proper parents again.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

That's a fair standard to have at this point. Acta non verba*









*That's Latin, Nick

Nick's motto should be "Verba Non Acta" since he never shuts the Hell up.

 

[Melty Butter]

Correct. It's not Nick's kid, but still odd that she posts being a caregiver.

I'm trying to place the location (about to give up)

Forgive the reply to myself. I found it. April (and Nick it seems) were here. The uniform matches the pony guide in April's pic:


And the ponies match. April's IG is on the left. The pony on the right is from their FB page. It's a 30 min. drive from Spicer.


Can't say pony matching would be on my Rekieta bucket list. Also, the toddler in the pic is her nephew. April mentions that later in the comments.
Edit to Add: Just occurred to me that this likely means that a sibling of April's is allowing their kid to socialize at the Rekietas. He seems to be wearing PJs.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Worst of all, he could be any one of us... He could be in this very thread! He could be @Oxyjen ! He could be me! He could even be @Balldo's Gate!

Meet Potentially Criminal​

EDIT: Did some little tweaks to the masking, as it was bothering me

I'm boofering a lot here, so I uploaded a YouTube version with higher bitrate:

Spoiler: YouTube if Boofering

 

[Burt Macklin]

I cannot believe 'slatternly woman' has not been mentioned yet...

Tapped into my Rekieta Creative Writing degree. Went full throttle on the thesaurus. Some of these words hit hard. Gravitating toward wench.
courtesan, bawd, streetwalker, tart, madam, hustler, madame, woman of the street, cocotte, floozie, floozy, hussy, tramp, siren, minx, temptress, coquette, chippy, libertine, wench, doxie, jade, doxy, tempter, chippie, and vamp

Forgive the reply to myself. I found it. April (and Nick it seems) were here. The uniform matches the pony guide in April's pic:

And the ponies match. April's IG is on the left. The pony on the right is from their FB page. It's a 30 min. drive from Spicer.

They look like a bunch of hard-working country bumpkins trying to make an honest buck giving pony rides. Little do they know they got some serious cokeheads rolling up to their farm.

Makes you wonder if Nick was pulling the same stunt he does in church—hopping off the horse every so often to snort a line off its ass.

Edit

Nothing says arrested development like going for a fucking pony ride as an adult with no children.

First thing that came to mind but Nick's pony don't ride no mo.

 

[thebigdream]

Forgive the reply to myself. I found it. April (and Nick it seems) were here. The uniform matches the pony guide in April's pic:

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And the ponies match. April's IG is on the left. The pony on the right is from their FB page. It's a 30 min. drive from Spicer.

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Can't say pony matching would be on my Rekieta bucket list. Also, the toddler in the pic is her nephew. April mentions that later in the comments.
Edit to Add: Just occurred to me that this likely means that a sibling of April's is allowing their kid to socialize at the Rekietas.

Nothing says arrested development like going for a fucking pony ride as an adult with no children.

 

[Captain Manning]

This sudden shift to making a new account and [potentially] portraying himself is suspicious. What's the incentive? It could be Nick. It could be still life. It could be Kayla. It could be KALEA. It could be Cynthia. It could be TiC. It could be Felton. It could be anyone.

Or...



...it could just simply be him.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Or...

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...it could just simply be him.

Well, this happened.

Hi Sean, you do cool streams. Please don't go to Hedo II.

 

[AnOminous]

Tapped into my Rekieta Creative Writing degree. Went full throttle on the thesaurus. Some of these words hit hard. Gravitating toward wench.
courtesan, bawd, streetwalker, tart, madam, hustler, madame, woman of the street, cocotte, floozie, floozy, hussy, tramp, siren, minx, temptress, coquette, chippy, libertine, wench, doxie, jade, doxy, tempter, chippie, and vamp

I'm rather partial to "dim bint."

 

[Harm]

Or...

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...it could just simply be him.

A verified badge verifying the legitimacy of his identity? No way, it's entirely too convenient...

 

[Balldo's Gate]

While Rekieta has been promising a return to streaming on his Locals page for weeks, with October half over. Rekieta has started getting felted out of nowhere in the streaming charts by an unexpected source: Teddy Feaser, who out of nowhere returned to streaming.



However, Rekieta is still beating Feaser on some metrics:

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Hi Sean, you do cool streams. Please don't go to Hedo II.

Uhh, no, what you do @Potentially Criminal is you hire some street walker for pennies on the dollar, bring her to Jamaica and then bang everyone else's wife while the rest get STDs.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Or...

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...it could just simply be him.

I don't know man, that seems too simple and obvious, almost like filing your documents on time and not self notarizing them.

 

[joebobmurphy]

I'd leave teeth marks on the muzzle of my .357 before I did that

I'll admit that I have no in-depth knowledge of you. And I'll admit to skimming your posts. This is because when I see you pop up, all I can do is wonder how long it will take before I visit the community happenings board and see a post involving you, leaked DMs, and underaged fans/abused spouses. I assume this will happen because all you faggot-ass youtubers are the goddamned same. You lawtubers are neck in neck with minecraft youtubers in the most-vulgar competetion.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I assume this will happen because all you faggot-ass youtubers are the goddamned same. You lawtubers are neck in neck with minecraft youtubers in the most-vulgar competetion.

Hey where did I hear that before.

Oh right, everyone in kiwifarms are serial troon murderers and harass people to death or something. Painting people with a broad brush is fun right?

If he turns out to be a weirdo then let it happen, some of you sound utterly buck broken and traumatized that your trad cath daddy o' five father replacement turned out to be a fuckhead.

 

[Can of Spam]

Well it looks like I have some catching up to do. From what I can tell we're back to arguing about butter crocks and retard-punching "Kiwi Influencers" that deserve it.

Thank you for this gem though:

Kinda makes you think that Nick always talks about his wife in the same way a sleazy car salesman talks about a beater.

Because the only thing I could think was the following:

 

[joebobmurphy]

Hey where did I hear that before.

Oh right, everyone in kiwifarms are serial troon murderers and harass people to death or something. Painting people with a broad brush is fun right?

If he turns out to be a weirdo then let it happen, some of you sound utterly buck broken and traumatized that your trad cath daddy o' five father replacement turned out to be a fuckhead.

Big difference, bro. People accuse kiwifarms of shit that didn't happen outside of their imagination. Youtubers get caught out and proven to be disgusting, with hard evidence every time. Daddy youtuber didn't let me down, I just noticed a pattern of all these dudes or dudettes getting big and then, inevietably, we have a big old scandal involving children, dick pics, trooning, domestic abuse, charity fraud, or some combination. You'll have to pardon the hell out of me if I just assume that any given youtuber is going to be rightfully disgraced eventually(because it happens every fucking time) and so I don't take any of them seriously. "Oh no, I'm a wholesome youtuber, not like that other guy who was the 'wholesome youtuber' six months ago." Humbug and fuck off.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Daddy youtuber didn't let me down

Buck. Broken.

I just noticed a pattern of all these dudes or dudettes getting big and then, inevietably, we have a big old scandal involving children, dick pics, trooning, domestic abuse, charity fraud, or some combination. You'll have to pardon the hell out of me if I just assume that any given youtuber is going to be rightfully disgraced eventually(because it happens every fucking time) and so I don't take any of them seriously.

Nobody is asking you to, when/if it happens with SEEEEEEEEEAN we can all laugh at him and whoever decides to white knight for him.

fuck off.

Make me.

 

[AltisticRight]

Not only is Balldo a non-practicing lawyer, he is now a non-practicing streamer as well! Ya hate to see it, folks.

. . . so when is he going to release the "how to be a good YouTuber" series?
any time now!