Who was your first LOLcow?

Amazing atheist, and a lot of early youtube atheists.

Seriously, there is a lot of drama in the church community and the atheist community. From my standpoint, they have more in common than they realize. Neither side is really rational when it comes to drama at all.
 
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Chris was the first official one, but when I was younger I enjoyed looking at the posts of banned members of forums I used to go on. I still do. I guess those kind of count as lolcows, maybe.
 
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Chris was the first lolcow for me. I remember my discovery of this magical unicorn of fail very well. Years and years ago I got really bored at work and for some reason googled something like "biggest idiot on the internet". Bingo bango Chris popped up and the rest was Anchuant history, as they say.

The only other one I've ever been really interested in is Parkourdude91. He's picking up where Cwc left off for me.
 
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Hodor said:
Remember ChristianUtubur or whatever? I remember stumbling on his stuff when I was around 11 or 12-ish on YT. Still think some of his videos are pretty funny.
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I remember that guy, but I only saw that one video of him yelling and throwing shit because people were calling him a homo, and he kept telling everybody he was straight.
 
Wow, you're all young.

All the way back 15 or so years ago there was this guy named Alex Chiu who sold magnets that make you immortal. I remember his website fondly, with it's outlandish claims and obsession with Alicia Silverstone. I checked back a couple months ago, turns out he's still around (those magnets must work!) and crazier than ever. He's now a Chinese Neo Nazi and his message board is deliciously insane: http://idu.yuku.com/topic/626/true-Nazi-wish-die-battlefield-assassinated#.UzN-vPldVUU http://idu.yuku.com/topic/723/Hear-a-voice-in-my-dream-WW3-in-10-months#.UzN-jfldVUU http://idu.yuku.com/topic/631/We-Nazis-did-not-do-a-damn-thing-wrong-including-holocost#.UzN-uPldVUU
 
hurrhurrhurr said:
Wow, you're all young.

All the way back 15 or so years ago there was this guy named Alex Chiu who sold magnets that make you immortal. I remember his website fondly, with it's outlandish claims and obsession with Alicia Silverstone. I checked back a couple months ago, turns out he's still around (those magnets must work!) and crazier than ever. He's now a Chinese Neo Nazi and his message board is deliciously insane: http://idu.yuku.com/topic/626/true-Nazi-wish-die-battlefield-assassinated#.UzN-vPldVUU http://idu.yuku.com/topic/723/Hear-a-voice-in-my-dream-WW3-in-10-months#.UzN-jfldVUU http://idu.yuku.com/topic/631/We-Nazis-did-not-do-a-damn-thing-wrong-including-holocost#.UzN-uPldVUU
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I remember that dude. Those rings made him "15" years younger and he tried to sue a site that made fun of him. He also was building a time machine allegedly IIRC.
 
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Chris was my first, followed very closely by GoddessMine. I remember the whole damn thing unfolding and becoming what it was on 7chan.
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Oh goodness, that's one I haven't thought about for a minute. I was there too.

I think my first was probably Sam Jain with the leaked eFront ICQ logs. His later evolution into an outright fugitive and criminal thug has made it one of the most bizarre stories -- everyone he was accused of conspiring with in the WinFixer thing is present in the eFront logs, a decade earlier.
 
As batshit as the CWC saga is, it still feels lacking compared to my first cow, Joe Cracker.
 
Remembering what my first lol-cow was, I have to say Chris, especially since he is what introduced me to the word "lol-cow".
 
Kevin Havens, AKA "The Doll Fucker". I was watching it happen in real time, with people infiltrating the Real Doll forum he posted on.

I'll never look at a mannequin the same way again, knowing that Kevin and his posse have jerked off to shit like that. :cryblood:

I was following Chris at the same time, but good ol' Kev won out temporarily. (Edit: I saw a thread about Kevin a day or so ago here, but I guess it got buried or removed. He's still out there!)
 
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Definitely Chris. Casey Nunez "The Hurricane" and Applemilk1988 were close seconds.
 
I guess none of them attained the infamy like Chris did, but my first two were bubblesishot46853 (Layne, his thread got closed here), and this guy named EmeraldGames who owns a SERIOUS BUSINESS Sonic roleplay Xat chat.
I'll have to post about him at sometime in the obscure lolcow thread.
 
The first lolcow I followed religiously was our queen Pixyteri. I found/find her eye gouging-ly bad photo-shoots and "I am a sexy-lady" delusions hilarious. I once recently tried to explain my fascination to my fiancé and he just rolled his eyes and told me I was being mean.
 
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Probably Chin-Chan. Then maybe Snapesnogger. The Concept Art saga is a pretty amusing example of seasoned professionals tearing apart a know it all amateur. Classics of Western Literature, really.
 
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