Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

The picture on the left is a really bad photo of her. She has amazing tits too.
She's not hideous but there's something off about her face. That Witcher casting was just plain wrong anyway.

By the way, the newest Life is Strange dropped this week and seems to have gotten past people's radar. Look at those menus:

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She's not hideous but there's something off about her face. That Witcher casting was just plain wrong anyway.

By the way, the newest Life is Strange dropped this week and seems to have gotten past people's radar. Look at those menus:

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>Trigger warnings for every little thing
>A toggle to let the game play itself for you


How is this not an easy trip to being a total flop?
 
She's not hideous but there's something off about her face. That Witcher casting was just plain wrong anyway.

By the way, the newest Life is Strange dropped this week and seems to have gotten past people's radar. Look at those menus:

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>Transphobia warning
>Sex warning
>SKIP GAMEPLAY

The best shit I've read this week. :story:
 
She's not hideous but there's something off about her face. That Witcher casting was just plain wrong anyway.

By the way, the newest Life is Strange dropped this week and seems to have gotten past people's radar. Look at those menus:

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How is this even a video game? You could say this is an interactive movie experience with 3D characters and a created envoirnment. But I will not believe you if you say "video-games". Also lmao at "fear of trannies warning". Some people aren't ready for life.
 
I think Life is Strange games are incredibly cheap to make and either have a niche audience of weirdos or else get some kind of government subsidies.
Oh its 100% government subsidies laundered into a cheap to make game.
They're like worse telltale games from what I've seen.

How is this even a video game? You could say this is an interactive movie experience with 3D characters and a created envoirnment. But I will not believe you if you say "video-games". Also lmao at "fear of trannies warning". Some people aren't ready for life.
Its like every playstation game for the past 5 years.
They barely play its a cinematic experience. I hate this shit becoming the way to do games.
 
She's not hideous but there's something off about her face. That Witcher casting was just plain wrong anyway.

By the way, the newest Life is Strange dropped this week and seems to have gotten past people's radar. Look at those menus:

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This led to "Skip Gameplay"
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https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/assassins-creed-origins-tourism-difficulty
We're back at Depression quest criticism levels again where people think video games are just a series of cutscenes and quicktime events, like a slideshow presentation. Really fucking frustrating that "NES Hard" morphed into this garbage in less than 20 years. Some people should forcibly be kept out of video games or be beaten to death, whichever works. Or better yet put them in a playpen where they get to play with powerpoint for a while.
 
I think Life is Strange games are incredibly cheap to make and either have a niche audience of weirdos or else get some kind of government subsidies.
It's the latter since the reason Telltale died was due to most people just watching let's plays.

They doubled down on making utter garbage after LiS1.

A Skip Gameplay button is just the cream on top of shit.
 
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/assassins-creed-origins-tourism-difficulty
We're back at Depression quest criticism levels again where people think video games are just a series of cutscenes and quicktime events, like a slideshow presentation. Really fucking frustrating that "NES Hard" morphed into this garbage in less than 20 years. Some people should forcibly be kept out of video games or be beaten to death, whichever works. Or better yet put them in a playpen where they get to play with powerpoint for a while.
Dude, why do you take these articles so seriously when they can't even get the basic dates right?

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"Why yes Nigel, this personal computation rig is quite exquisite!"
 
This led to "Skip Gameplay"
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https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/assassins-creed-origins-tourism-difficulty
We're back at Depression quest criticism levels again where people think video games are just a series of cutscenes and quicktime events, like a slideshow presentation. Really fucking frustrating that "NES Hard" morphed into this garbage in less than 20 years. Some people should forcibly be kept out of video games or be beaten to death, whichever works. Or better yet put them in a playpen where they get to play with powerpoint for a while.
 
Unknown 9: Awakening has released to a glorious total of 200 players.

Even without SBI it was doomed to fail. That name alone is a word salad.
I had never heard of it until I saw one of the YouTube grift crowd mogging a gameplay trailer.

It legit looks like a PS2 game put out by a developer previously known for spreadsheet software. 2024 has been such a good year for trash.
 
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