Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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I thought Kratom still shows up on a drug test? Since it’s an opioid, albeit a less potent plant-based one. I don’t think Bossman is much of a downer person anyway, we’ve never even seen him drink alcohol on stream. If he wanted to do drugs that won’t show up on a drug test, the classic psychedelics are where it’s at.

I wonder how dropping acid would affect Austin? I figure he’d have a moment of clarity that made him feel some type of way, either inspiring actual change or making him double down on the crackengamba. Either way he’d probably become one of the people who get super egotistical post ego death because they think they’re all enlightened and stuff. Moms will travel far and wide to hear Gurumanjack’s otherworldly new age wisdom. While he has sex with them all, obviously, as any cult leader would.
Kratom doesn't show up on normal drug tests and can be both a upper,"At low doses" and downer "at high doses". But I could definitely see that being on bossmans radar.





Kratom sucks dick and is a time machine so do not fucking do it if you are reading this.
 
Tuned in to Bossman crying and listening to John Denver, talking about how he loves his fans and some song was his parents wedding song or whatever.
It's so fucking over, bros, he must know he is screwed (at some point in the future).
Sniffling A LOT.
He’s also talking about buying a car. This stream has Of Mice And Men ending energy.
 
This stream has Of Mice And Men ending energy.
“We’ll have a big PC monitor and a Stake deal and chicken biscuits. And when the rats come in the stream, we’ll just say the hell with stayin’ sober, and we’ll build up a fire in the crack pipe and set around an’ listen to the multis comin’ in on the slot machine.”
 
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This is buy a LOT of top ramen from the commissary, LFG
 
What time does this mean?
I guess that was a bad way of wording it. It's basically a forward time traveling device. It seems pleasant and not all the terrible of a thing but the next thing you know 2 years have gone by and you are numb to everything that happened during that time. If you have been there you know what I mean, and if you haven't done it , DO NOT start.
 
1k to 30k to 10k to 30k to 0 all in the span of a minute holy shit the Bossman experience is back
he gave the fans what we all wanted one last time. truly a saint. those damn rat cops that are gonna lock him back in a cage. at least lock him up with his commissary tied to a gamba account and a laptop for him to stream from. it's not like he would do anything but lose it all on it.
 
he gave the fans what we all wanted one last time. truly a saint. those damn rat cops that are gonna lock him back in a cage. at least lock him up with his commissary tied to a gamba account and a laptop for him to stream from. it's not like he would do anything but lose it all on it.
Bossman is a phenomenon, a true force a nature. A lolcow completely unrivaled in history, never to be matched.
 
Bossman wins and loses 30k in the span of 5 minutes.




Crackhead Cam



If this is the final stream i'd say it was a good one to end on bros ;-;7
 
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