Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[eval()]

Dominos, in fact, only kinda fell off.

im sure your mom was saying the same shit when she was getting dominated by bossman himself

OOHHHHH MS DERICH DAMN THAT PUSSY NCIE!

 

[MS-09 DOM]

"No, it was not the money that I valued—what I wanted was to make all this mob of Stake (Fuck Eddie), hotel proprietors, and fine ladies of virtual roulette talk about me, recount my story, wonder at me, extol my doings, and worship my winnings."

Fyoder Dostoevsky, "The Gambler", AKA how Austin is going to beat the RATS.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

This is a serious problem, I miss him. I miss our boy, free Bossmanjack from his chains. I can't wait all this time, I can't take it anymore.

 

[Looney Troons]

I joined this chaos back in July, or something near that, right around the 200,000USD win arc. Each day, time permitting, I’m going back and reading 10-30 pages of the thread from the beginning, and I’m nearly caught up. What’s old is new since I missed out on the genesis of BossmanJack and the Evil Eddie sagas. Not only am I entertained, I am also learning The Lore like a proper rat ass bitch.

Recommend it to anyone, really. Even if you’re well-versed in The Lore, you’ll be glad to know that there are some true gems to be rediscovered.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

Shit's so fucking rigged bro.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

I saw that our favorite Coon is now posing as a Pharoaoh. Das right!!!

And i thought "Bossman will love that". Then i remembered. No gamba.

 

[False and Misleading]

This one isn't AI. This one is real

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

This one isn't AI. This one is real
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a judge or prosecutor would easily be fooled by this

 

[thebigdream]

a judge or prosecutor would easily be fooled by this

Reddit niggers be rubbing their hands seeing this

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

There once was a Bossman named Jack
who gambled all day and smoked crack.
This may be a surprise,
but I'm telling no lies:
this man I've described wasn't black.

There once was a man from Virginia
Who talked to your mom and was in ha
The pussy was nice
Then he shouted out twice
This shits fucking rigged my nigga

 

[troonshine]

So clean and so raw

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

So clean and so raw
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"over three weeks clean" hahahaha god i love addicts

 

[R00T]

"over three weeks clean" hahahaha god i love addicts

You can tell his real feelings by how he calls the center a “hole.” Tell me you’re gonna relapse without telling me.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Today marks his 19th day he has not fucked a dude and I have never been so proud of him.

 

[Catastrophes]

You can tell his real feelings by how he calls the center a “hole.” Tell me you’re gonna relapse without telling me.

I don't disagree, but he called it a "hoe." Not sure that changes his chances of relapse, but does increase his chances of knowing if its pussy is nice.

 

[John Ligma]

So clean and so raw
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This is a man who is going to smoke crack within 24 hours of getting out

 

[Intrusive Thoughts]

If you're down so bad you start watching vtubers you need rehab more than bossman.

We're starved of bosstent, it's like oxygen to us - without it, your higher functions and decision making are impacted as your brain starts to shut down.


Unrelated, I've got a plan to get our crackhead back:

A team of operatives obtain a helicopter and 500 pounds of shredded cheese. The helicopter will fly fast and low over the facility, deploying the cheese for maximum effect.

As this will likely cause the team to gain at least 4 wanted stars, the team will ascend to a high altitude and fly in circles until the ratcops lose interest.

While the ratpeople staffing the facility are distracted and stuffing their faces with aforementioned cheese, team two will infiltrate the facility and switch out Bossman with the replacement crackhead, who has been carefully disguised to resemble Bossman, and then exfiltrate completely undetected.

After a briefly stopping by the houses of several mothers, Bossman will be taken to the prepared safehouse. He will be trained to wear a false moustache, and will be using a voice filter that makes him sound like an eastern European, with the new streaming handle of "Mannboss".

After completing Bossman's sentence, we switch crackheads (The fakeboss will be incinerated to prevent their future use as a witness), and everything reverts to normal.

 

[draggs]

This is a man who is going to smoke crack within 24 hours of getting out.

No more than ten minutes after bossmom and ratdad are downstairs and Austin is alone in his room he will have arranged a meet-up with Derrick Christmas

 

[thebigdream]

We're starved of bosstent, it's like oxygen to us - without it, your higher functions and decision making are impacted as your brain starts to shut down.


Unrelated, I've got a plan to get our crackhead back:

A team of operatives obtain a helicopter and 500 pounds of shredded cheese. The helicopter will fly fast and low over the facility, deploying the cheese for maximum effect.

As this will likely cause the team to gain at least 4 wanted stars, the team will ascend to a high altitude and fly in circles until the ratcops lose interest.

While the ratpeople staffing the facility are distracted and stuffing their faces with aforementioned cheese, team two will infiltrate the facility and switch out Bossman with the replacement crackhead, who has been carefully disguised to resemble Bossman, and then exfiltrate completely undetected.

After a briefly stopping by the houses of several mothers, Bossman will be taken to the prepared safehouse. He will be trained to wear a false moustache, and will be using a voice filter that makes him sound like an eastern European, with the new streaming handle of "Mannboss".

After completing Bossman's sentence, we switch crackheads (The fakeboss will be incinerated to prevent their future use as a witness), and everything reverts to normal.

This plan is fucking stupid, not ONCE did you mention stopping for a Big Buford. Blocked and reported for rattery. Enjoy prison stalker.

 

[bretzeldick]

Don't it always seem to go. That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone. They took bossman and put him in rehab