Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Harm]

I don't believe the money's gone. What is he going to spend $100k on? Unopened Magic the Gathering cards? Cat molestation Q-tips? 24 packs of croissants? He publicizes any real purchase he makes on social media anyways, so we'd know if he was making any unusual exorbitant purchases. Also, he said earlier this year that the money is festering in a money market account.

This is probably some weird attempt to manipulate the narrative. He'll get the garbage comic book out by the end of the year, take a victory lap because "see? the haters said it was never coming out because I told them it wasn't! I'm a 5-dimensional mental mastermind!" THEN he has a new justification for the next round of crowdfunding for the sequel. "I spent all the Superkiller money, so you all need to support me again!"

I'd bet my soul that he has at least half the cash collecting dust, and my soul is very precious.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I don't believe the money's gone. What is he going to spend $100k on? Unopened Magic the Gathering cards? Cat molestation Q-tips? 24 packs of croissants? He publicizes any real purchase he makes on social media anyways, so we'd know if he was making any unusual exorbitant purchases. Also, he said earlier this year that the money is festering in a money market account.

This is probably some weird attempt to manipulate the narrative. He'll get the garbage comic book out by the end of the year, take a victory lap because "see? the haters said it was never coming out because I told them it wasn't! I'm a 5-dimensional mental mastermind!" THEN he has a new justification for the next round of crowdfunding for the sequel. "I spent all the Superkiller money, so you all need to support me again!"

I'd bet my soul that he has at least half the cash collecting dust, and my soul is very precious.

He's a fucking fat loser living in LA. It's no surprise he's burned all of the money before he could even print a single copy of his shitty comic book.

 

[GreenTips]

Vito should kill himself. He's too fat to hang himself from a load bearing beam or doorknob though. He lives in California so he can't shoot himself either. His bodyweight, which is that of a fat person, makes it difficult to overdose too. His blood has the consistency of mayonnaise so he can't really bleed out if he tries to cut himself. What a logistical nightmare, I can't even picture how this fat roach could even die at his own hands besides continuing to exist and slowly dying. Fat pedophiles disgust me.

 

[Captain Manning]

How will Juju and that faggot @FROG cope and sneed about this one?

FROG likely won't sneed very much because incompetence on this level is entirely on-par for Comicsgate. They don't care about deadlines. It'll be more cope than sneed.

Although, that said, Vito fucked up by implying the comic might not even be coming out at all. What you're supposed to do, if you're following "the CG way," is talk about how hard it is to make a quality comic, and that waiting for it is still worth it. A year, two years, three, four... a decade... doesn't matter. Just blindly keep giving the creator money.

Dax... I dunno... but I hope @Balldo's Gate is correct that he's destined to turn Vito into Maddox 2.0.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Vito should kill himself. He's too fat to hang himself from a load bearing beam or doorknob though. He lives in California so he can't shoot himself either. His bodyweight, which is that of a fat person, makes it difficult to overdose too. His blood has the consistency of mayonnaise so he can't really bleed out if he tries to cut himself. What a logistical nightmare, I can't even picture how this fat roach could even die at his own hands besides continuing to exist and slowly dying. Fat pedophiles disgust me.

LA does have some pretty tall things to jump off of. His weight might also double as a meteoric impact that levels LA. Win/Win

 

[3MMA]

Vaedo put the money in a high yield savings account last I recall. I’d think that’s it’s illegal to run a crowdfund, invest the proceeds, then fuck off on the product advertised to all the people who paid, but I’m no expert. Regardless, it’s fucked up. SuperKiller twitter account is still open, no announcement or updates but there seems to be unsatisfied interactions.


These posts are a little over a month old, like the last update from Vaedo to his backers, which was full of lies regarding how far along he was on the project.
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Spoiler: Spoiled for Decency Vaedo in Pic

 

[AltisticRight]

@FROG looks like another Eric July win there buddy, how embarassing. The entire collective of comics gate nerds are being dominated by a Christian Black ancap man. You guys are built for BBC (better Black comics).

 

[Blonrad Blurze]

Anyone who thought giving vito money was a good idea deserves to get scammed

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I can't help but think this is some 1.5d chess move by Pito due to his famous sense of humor. He'll put out his comic in a year and go, "See, it was just a joke! Ack ack ack ack etc."

But I also know that he's a greasy shitbag who would definitely make off with a bunch of other people's money based on undelivered promises.

I'm torn.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I don't believe the money's gone. What is he going to spend $100k on? Unopened Magic the Gathering cards? Cat molestation Q-tips? 24 packs of croissants? He publicizes any real purchase he makes on social media anyways, so we'd know if he was making any unusual exorbitant purchases. Also, he said earlier this year that the money is festering in a money market account.

This is probably some weird attempt to manipulate the narrative. He'll get the garbage comic book out by the end of the year, take a victory lap because "see? the haters said it was never coming out because I told them it wasn't! I'm a 5-dimensional mental mastermind!" THEN he has a new justification for the next round of crowdfunding for the sequel. "I spent all the Superkiller money, so you all need to support me again!"

I'd bet my soul that he has at least half the cash collecting dust, and my soul is very precious.

I think you massively underestimate how expensive living in LA is with Vito‘s tastes.

I’m pretty sure an episode of the biggest problem. He actually talked with Dick about how he Uber eats like almost every single meal.

He also subcontracting out practically every aspect of this comic book. Since Vito has no experience in outsourcing and managing people like that, I’m pretty sure he’s already been surprised by a few large bills. A contractor for a month of work assuming a 8 hour work day will be a huge bill.

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Trigger-me-Timbers schizo theory section

Given the immense slowdown in how open Vito is with progress and new screens, I have a feeling that his artist has probably given him a few large bills for the work already done and they’ve had it falling out because Vito could easily run out of money and realize that he doesn’t have enough to get the comic book finished.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

I think you massively underestimate how expensive living in LA is with Vito‘s tastes.

I’m pretty sure an episode of the biggest problem. He actually talked with Dick about how he Uber eats like almost every single meal.

I was struck with divine inspiration (severe autism) and decided to illustrate where Vito lives for non-locals to fully appreciate his situation. Behold:



The rent in the area varies between $1.9k to $3.5k depending on how nice your place is and the number of bedrooms you have. I'd guess that Vito's place is about $2.3k a month for his 2 bed, 1 bath. You can see in my beautiful hand-commented illustration that there's a wide variety of food choices literally within walking distance from his house, by American standards even. The longest he'd have to walk his fat ass for a crumb of food is 3 minutes, TOPS, to that food court. There's ice cream, crepes, BBQ, sushi, an Italian and a Mexican place in there. There's even a high school within walking distance. How fortunate for him!

He definitely blew through all the money. A fat retard with no job could blow through double that amount of money in a year living in this area especially if they're doordashing and not going for 15 minute walks for their slop

 

[Harm]

You'd think after that whole façade recently with them pretending to end the show because Vito was "going rogue" that people would stop falling for this shit. He didn't spend $100k on Doordash in a year. They're trying to kayfabe interest as they're almost definitely going to use this as fodder for the show a la Lolcow Live.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

You'd think after that whole façade recently with them pretending to end the show because Vito was "going rogue" that people would stop falling for this shit. He didn't spend $100k on Doordash in a year. They're trying to kayfabe interest as they're almost definitely going to use this as fodder for the show a la Lolcow Live.

I don’t know…

This just looks bad… and most ecelebs don’t want to look bad… to be as charitable as I can, maybe he just wants to get people motivated to donate to his patron or something?
I don’t think Vito or Dick like to give easy wins to that smelly Eric July (there words not mine). Most times when Vito or Dick take an L it’s because one of them snaked on the other. If Dick “leaked” SuperKillah was outta money then I would agree this is the most HIV ridden gayfabe on planet earth.

But am sticking with “the simplest answer is normally correct”.

I don’t think it all went to door dash and rent, again I think Vito contracted out Mexicans and bluehairs to make his comic and they have bled him dry.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

This fag just wants attention, he is only protecting his Twitter so the only place people can yell at him is in his show where gets money for it.

 

[Peep Plops]

Vito is nothing more than a swine-man hybrid who lives only for attention. Negative or positive, it does not matter to the swine, it is all simply more shit for him to wallow in in the end. Also he should've outsourced the writing of his shitty little picture book like he did everything else since that was the worst part.

 

[Oliver Onions]

How will Juju and that faggot @FROG cope and sneed about this one? Pet pedophile done run off with the money

I wouldn't put it past them to pull an Anita Sarkessian and claim that all the harassment Vedo received affected his mentals too much to finish the book. This would be extra funny given everything they've done to fuck with Eric July.

I don't believe the money's gone. What is he going to spend $100k on?

I'm sure there are some private Discord or Telegram groups that could furnish Vedo with his desires, for a price.

 

[AltisticRight]

Sucks to suck, fat nonce.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

I love it when people & companies I patronize pull an "epic work" like Vito is doing. Two weeks ago I bought a rug, but when I went to pick it up the owner said "you're never getting it, sucker!" and then closed his store. I was mad for a few days until he called me and said "it was all a work! You'll actually be getting your merchandise next year and it will be better than you can possibly imagine."

Businesses shouldn't be run like that, Vito, especially if you want repeat customers. But I guess you think your charm and humor are going to win everyone over? Good luck with that.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I love it when people & companies I patronize pull an "epic work" like Vito is doing. Two weeks ago I bought a rug, but when I went to pick it up the owner said "you're never getting it, sucker!" and then closed his store. I was mad for a few days until he called me and said "it was all a work! You'll actually be getting your merchandise next year and it will be better than you can possibly imagine."

Businesses shouldn't be run like that, Vito, especially if you want repeat customers. But I guess you think your charm and humor are going to win everyone over? Good luck with that.

If restaurants did this to Vito, he may actually lose weight.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

I love it when people & companies I patronize pull an "epic work" like Vito is doing. Two weeks ago I bought a rug, but when I went to pick it up the owner said "you're never getting it, sucker!" and then closed his store. I was mad for a few days until he called me and said "it was all a work! You'll actually be getting your merchandise next year and it will be better than you can possibly imagine."

Businesses shouldn't be run like that, Vito, especially if you want repeat customers. But I guess you think your charm and humor are going to win everyone over? Good luck with that.

Unlike this fat nonce, businessmen and people who own business have one goal to strive for (beyond taking care of their families, which is arguably much more important): capital, money. And of course, the rent of the building is included in it, the salary of the applicants (ESL), a whole other factors involved. But since this fucker is too retarded to understand any of that, he pulls MASSIVE EBIN PRANKS XDDDD and does this. And worst, people fall for it, like suckers they are.

I should be pissed and telling this fucker to kill himself, but extra pissed at his backers for falling for it. They should get a fucking grip.