Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

I used to correct really shitty home color jobs and can speak from experience that that rusty orange near the blonde is not going to magically blend with it into one perfect green color. If you want it to be the punky color on the box, you have to lighten to as pale as you can get it. Putting the green on that orange is not going to make it much better at all, it will still look like the weird cheap home job mistake that it is.

red and green make a neutral tone. it’s just gonna be some unfortunate shade of brown where she overlapped the two. Glad to meet another corrective color autist in the thread. I’m so fuckin excited that she keeps baiting that she’s gonna cut it short herself. She’s on her way to a true Arkham asylum hairdo

Did she even fucking wash her hair after like you're supposed to? She's gonna kill what's left of the few hairs she has left from frying em if she doesn't.
eh that direct deposit pigment can’t really hurt, assuming that’s what it is. It’s basically just highly pigmented conditioner. If anything it’ll help mask some of the damage she’s done on a structural level
 
That's what my mom always told me for the harsh ammonia-based stuff because it strips the oil from your hair.

Is that just an old wives' tale?
Only right to save the scalp from ammonia damage. Doesn't burn that hard on the skin then.
Manic Panic etc should be fine, if no developer is used anyway.
Never put coconut oil into hair before bleaching though, that's really an old wifes tale.
It hinders the bleach from getting to the hair, so the color might come out worse, if anything.

she really is sending these "sex" videos all around
@sugartits
Where did she publish them?
 
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Well I knew this was coming she's so desperate that it's predictable. Trying to charge people money for the videos and in the end she releases them all for free anyways. Funny thing is Josh now has a legal basis to press charges against her. Revenge porn is a actual crime recognized by almost every state.
 
@sugartits
Where did she publish them?
Screaming in Wommart parking lots is one of her long-time hobbies. Also, she's responding to DM's on insta. Someone tried to give her advice and well....
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Gutterslut mode engaged, babydawl.
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AND THEN SHE SENT THIS PERSON THE UNEDITED FOOTAGE OF HER SUCKING OFF JOSH
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Completely unprompted.
She is sending them to buddy trolls on instagram and they are being leaked in a cobes’ facebook group
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She still can't shut the fuck up giving head. Just awful.
In that 27 seconds it was 22 seconds of talking and 5 seconds of sucking. I feel bad for Josh that would be infuriating.

Edit/after thought: maybe it is bothering him but it's more likely the alcohol cause it doesn't appear he is performing super well
 
She still can't shut the fuck up giving head. Just awful.
That's exactly how imagined it had been. (And no, I never actually pictured "the act," just the fact that I was sure NAL wouldn't shut up.)

It's funny how his dick remains flaccid he's distracted by the phone, and he sounds annoyed with her because she STILL won't stop yapping.
 
What was even the point of releasing this? No one was willing to pay for it and it's not like Cobes has school or employers he has to worry about stumbling on it. It just shows NAL is irritating even when she's giving head. This site says:
HB 48 classifies revenge porn as a misdemeanor offense punishable by a fine of up to $5,000, up to one year of imprisonment, or both.
So even if Cobes doesn't sue her, what she did is still illegal in Wyoming.
 
My only takeaway from this is she's ugly and terrible at sex. Like, what the fuck is she even doing with her hand here?


Bitch, this aint't a goddam petting zoo.
It's deliciously ironic, toobz. For all her talking big game about sex, she's proven to be terrible at it.
 
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