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when the fuck did he become a conspiracy theorist?
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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when the fuck did he become a conspiracy theorist?
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This man literally thinks violent video games did 9/11. He has always been a conspiracy theorist.
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Isn't he a videogame reviewer? Doesn't he get violent shit like this all the time?
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If you're expecting MovieBlob to make sense then you're wasting time.
He only "reviews" movies. His videogame stuff is always just him rambling on about concepts that no one cares about rather than anything specific.
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No he hates anything which isn't classic Nintendo and even then he hates metriod prime. He's really underqualified to discuss games.
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Ah, my mistake.
I guess it's the console equivilent of all that GenWunner shit from like 2011.
Classic Nintendo was like the worst era, honestly.
Think about it, most of them took like 20 minutes to beat unless it was Contra and that was cheap even on it's own merits.
It was hard to find games that were worth your time and money, especially considering gaming back then was barely a community that could tell you what was what, all you had were the kids at your school if you were growing up around that time.
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Because white people (ESPECIALLY MEN) are such bigots they are willing to vote for literally Hitler just to spite minorities!
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Bob doesn't review games. He "reviews" movies. He criticises games. And by criticising I mean sperging out like Chris on blue arms.
Also the closest to violence Bob gets without him leaving the comfy zone in games is Nintendo level of violence.
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That's because it was made by baka gaijins rather than Holymoto's scribes.
So he gets squashed, set on fire and cut into ribbons? Neat.
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And even then, you have to be technical about it.
If it has Mario, you can bet Chipman is going to be hopping around in his Mario footie pajamas.
Zelda games, maybe for a part of it, until it starts to get more difficult like after the second or third dungeon. Also, if he she's a vaguely sexually suggestive female (Ruto, the Gerudoes, Lord Jabu Jabu), he has to stop and consult the hivemind before proceeding.
Metroid- he doesn't like the Prime trilogy because FPS. Other M though he loves because he loves strong empowered women (so long as they are subservient, but don't look at it that way)
Annnnd that pretty much covers it. I doubt he likes Star Fox because of all the shooting and explosions, I doubt he would like the Fire Emblem series because anime, and I know for certain he wouldn't like classics like Goldeneye or Perfect Dark because, again, FPS.
So... long and short of it - he likes Mario games.
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Why do so many Comic Book Guy-style neckbeards like Bob and Dobby look at Other M and think it's anything but a textbook example of sexism? Like seriously, they turned who was basically Doom Guy with boobs into someone out of one of those stupid maid animes.
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Pretty sure you answered your own question there.
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Well if they just want a game where Samus acts like the demure waifu they so desperately crave that's fine. Still weird, but if that's what gets you off then it's what gets you off. What bothers me is they try to gussy this game up as an example of Samus's empowerment when it's anything but. It's always so laughable when these creeps try to use politics to justify their spank banks.
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They view women as pure, untainted goddesses that must be protected from the evil dudepros, for women are to weak and frail to stand against them and not be swayed by their toxic patriarchal dominance, etc etc
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Because Japanese culture. Japs are automatically an enlightened people with the best of intentions by virtue of being exotic and if you disagree with that you are a racist.
I'm not even joking. That's the argument Blob makes.
It's the same foreigner-worshiping hypocrisy that makes these people Muslim apologists.
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LoZ games haven't had any difficulty whatsoever since AoL. Even the most casual Mario game is significantly harder.
I would say non-human females get a pass.
And because Western. When the Japanese do it, it's automatically fine art of superhuman calibur.
What about all those capeshit and Roland Emmerich movies he loves so much?
See my above posts. Blob is an established ultra-weeb, anime is a defense for him.
This one is completely true, though.
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I can understand all of that - but what about his new tactic where he tries to shut down people with a "anime avatar" response? I mean, I understand "Japan" and "anime" are not specifically interchangeable, but they usually do get lumped together anyway.
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It's supposed to be the equivalent of calling somebody pathetic because anime lovers are basement dwellers. It doesn't work when the person calling you pathetic is actually really pathetic like MovieBlob.
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This. Bob shuts down people with anime avatars because he believes people who like anime that much are gross. Which is completely true; anime fans are the worst. But this is fucking Blob we're talking about. The pot doesn't get to call the kettle black.
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