Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Emperor Julian]

I guess he didn't the memo about how useless celebrity endorsements are. Suprisingly most people don't listen to the political acumen of beyoncee.

 

[A Random]

He's also totally oblivious to pc gaming in any period. It wouldn't suprise me if he was ignorant of mobile, arcade, sega, failed systems, the pre nintendo and non mainstreme either. It's a genuine mystery as to why he's a game critic in any context.

He's not ignorant of Sega or arcade in themselves, and he mentions his father having a 2600, but sadly Mashy Potatey filters everything through extreme Nintendo lenses, IE he only cares about Sega being Nintendo's rival but if you asked him to name a few Genesis or Master System games outside Sonic he'd have to look it up on Wikipedia, and he may even think that playing them in the Virtual Console is still kind of heretic.

I mean for fuck's sake this is how he treats Sonic in his shit book.

“Now that’s more like it!” nicely characterized the reaction of gamers to the subsequent news that Sonic would appear alongside Mario (and everyone else) in “Super Smash Bros. Brawl,” the Wii installment of the mascot fighting game that had become one of Nintendo’s biggest series in the GameCube era. In addition to its famous multiplayer mode, “Brawl” featured a single-player story mode that placed the game’s roster of classic characters in a side-scrolling platformer adventure through what could only be called an orgy of retro-gaming fanservice titled “The Subspace Emissary.” In the final moments of the game, when players face off against a mysterious final villain named Tabuu, none other than Sonic the Hedgehog appears out of nowhere to mortally wound the enemy (and unlock himself as a playable character) and allow for the story to conclude. To say that playing through “Subspace Emissary” was close to a religious experience for me in general (Link meets Yoshi! R.O.B. Stormtroopers! Kirby blowing up Bowser and Ganondorf’s giant space-cannon!) would be putting it mildly, but even after that seeing Mario and Sonic together in a “real” game – and able to fight one another, no less! – felt more like real, genuine closure than it had any right to for a grown man. Thus, at long last ended the rivalry of Mario and Sonic – onetime enemies of the Golden Age, now united as avatars of said age as it fights against its own fading… and thus far keeps winning.

Fuck's sake, Sonic shows up at the very end and barely stops the final boss from pulling a bullshit move in a cutscene, only the boss gets to use that move every time in the actual fight, and also it's a move that is stopped with a Metal Box of all things.

Also look, Brawl was a religious experience to him. What a surprise.

 

[vertexwindi]

Subspace Emissary blew though. Brawl's physics just doesn't work well with the gameplay SE was going for.

Of course Bob would like it, though, he seems more concerned about what characters are in it rather than how well it plays.

 

[Foltest]

He has talked shit about PC before. In one of his Big Picture episode, he said that the PC was obsolte as a gaming device. He thinks that people only play starcraft or WoW on the PC.

 

[A Random]

Shit. When did he do that?

 

[Foltest]

Shit. When did he do that?

I think it was back in 2013. I know that a lot people on the Escapist gave him a lot of shit for that and called him out.

edit. Whops wrong by me. It was back in 2011.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Yes, PC gaming is dead, meanwhile Steam is down because the current sale has DDoSed them...again. Totally dead.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Well the current console generation is a bit a lot dud and pc gaming is grinding on as it always has. Personally id be more worried about the consoles since they're becoming more and more an inferior quality pc.

 

[muina]

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Lol this basement dwelling loser who makes a living complaining about movies thinks he deserves something.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

Lol this basement dwelling loser who makes a living complaining about movies thinks he deserves something.

People knew who Jeffrey Dahmer was too, Bob. What you are known for may be more important than whether you are known or not.

 

[Malt Liquor]

wow
That last tweet
That fucking last tweet
Bob is acting like a French aristocrat right before the Revolution,but He's only a fat loser with beetus remebered for a spergy book about Mario 3 and the "Super Cunt Destroyer" image.
I will pay good money to see Him debating with a rust belt blue collar worker and how He manage to came out of it

 

[Positron]

So Bob approves of a woman being harassed.

I love SJW hypocrisy.

Something tactics something targets .

 

[Adamska]

Whenever Bobby calls himself intelligent, I'm only reminded that he seriously believes that corporations caused 9/11 and that Miyamoto himself told him to save gaming.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

"Everyone knows the monkey, but the monkey knows no-one."

 

[cypocryphy]

We're not supposed to genuinely dislike the people who get threads here, but goddamn....Bob Chipman makes it so difficult.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

He's one of the easiest lolcows to A-Log short of the pedos. Just take comfort in the fact he will probably die a horrible death either from his excess fat or diabetes.

 

[breadandcircuses]

What's the dead pool on MovieBob vs Striker Wolf?

 

[The Nothingness]

Oh, I wonder if MovieBob will forsake his "god" or make a lengthy Twitter rebuttal

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/22/opinion/super-mario-runs-not-so-super-gender-politics.html?_r=0

 

[Adamska]

He's one of the easiest lolcows to A-Log short of the pedos. Just take comfort in the fact he will probably die a horrible death either from his excess fat or diabetes.

Honestly, I just look at him dressed as Mario. His decision to upload that photo alone really neuters any autistic rage you can have for him because haha holy shit this fat man is Nintendo's CWC.