Money FB 12/19 Blarb is selling a tractor

[DragoonSierra]

And yet the big boogeymen right now is bottled water. Apparently they're denying people a human right for the sake of profit even though it accounts to like a tenth of a percent of the state water use and is the most efficient water consumer with a basically 1:1 ratio of gallons per units.

I thought that was more about them buying up land in foreign countries where water is scarce and then charging for it and shipping it off to other countries for profit.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I thought that was more about them buying up land in foreign countries where water is scarce and then charging for it and shipping it off to other countries for profit.

Nah CA's bottled water companies get almost all of it from the Sierras.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Nah CA's bottled water companies get almost all of it from the Sierras.

From my Nestle™ Pure Life™ water bottle

SOURCES: PUBLIC WATER SUPPLY

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Chris shares the link again. Guess there hasn't been much interest in the offer.

Spoiler: same shit as in OP

 

[UncleLarry]

The mower is no longer for sale. I called yesterday and picked up the mower today. She asked me a bunch of personal questions for some odd reason, such as " what is your address". When I got there Barb did everything she could to stop me from testing it mumbling " it works fine $550 is a good price", and it didn't start at all, so I offered $120 and Barb immediately accepted it and went inside, and she didn't even help me haul it into my trailer. Chris did not come out. I also informed Barb that i was aware of the vast amount of toys and games Chris has, and that she should take them and pawn them to pay her debts. She said " that stuff wouldn't sell", but I told her that there's a huge market for Legos and retro games and newer games could get her thousands of dollars. Expect a begging video when Barb pawns Chris's toys.
Update- I will probably paint it yellow and name it Son-chu 2. I'll upload pics when I get off work.

 

[Hyperion]

Just so everyone knows, I called yesterday and picked up the mower today. She asked me a bunch of personal questions for some odd reason, such as " what is your address". When I got there it didn't start at all, so I offered $120 and Barb immediately accepted it and went inside, and she didn't even help me haul it into my trailer. Chris did not come out. I'm probably going to try and fix it up and re-sell it in the spring for $440 or something.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Just so everyone knows, I called yesterday and picked up the mower today. She asked me a bunch of personal questions for some odd reason, such as " what is your address". When I got there Barb did everything she could to stop me from testing it mumbling " it works fine $550 is a good price", and it didn't start at all, so I offered $120 and Barb immediately accepted it and went inside, and she didn't even help me haul it into my trailer. Chris did not come out. I also informed Barb that i was aware of the vast amount of toys and games Chris has, and that she should take them and pawn them to pay her debts. She said " that stuff wouldn't sell", but I told her that retro games and newer games could get her thousands for her collection. Expect a tard- rage video when Barb pawns Chris's toys.
Update- I will probably paint it yellow and name it Son-chu 2. I'll upload pics when I get off work.

nigga whut

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

The mower is no longer for sale. I called yesterday and picked up the mower today. She asked me a bunch of personal questions for some odd reason, such as " what is your address". When I got there Barb did everything she could to stop me from testing it mumbling " it works fine $550 is a good price", and it didn't start at all, so I offered $120 and Barb immediately accepted it and went inside, and she didn't even help me haul it into my trailer. Chris did not come out. I also informed Barb that i was aware of the vast amount of toys and games Chris has, and that she should take them and pawn them to pay her debts. She said " that stuff wouldn't sell", but I told her that there's a huge market for Legos and retro games and newer games could get her thousands of dollars. Expect a begging video when Barb pawns Chris's toys.
Update- I will probably paint it yellow and name it Son-chu 2. I'll upload pics when I get off work.

I hope you don't get tired of explaining to people why you have a broken, handpainted mower in your yard.

 

[Slowinthemind]

The mower is no longer for sale. I called yesterday and picked up the mower today. She asked me a bunch of personal questions for some odd reason, such as " what is your address". When I got there Barb did everything she could to stop me from testing it mumbling " it works fine $550 is a good price", and it didn't start at all, so I offered $120 and Barb immediately accepted it and went inside, and she didn't even help me haul it into my trailer. Chris did not come out. I also informed Barb that i was aware of the vast amount of toys and games Chris has, and that she should take them and pawn them to pay her debts. She said " that stuff wouldn't sell", but I told her that there's a huge market for Legos and retro games and newer games could get her thousands of dollars. Expect a begging video when Barb pawns Chris's toys.
Update- I will probably paint it yellow and name it Son-chu 2. I'll upload pics when I get off work.

As much as I hate the idea of giving the Chandlers any money if you manage to get Barb to sell fatties toys then thats a fucking win in my book.

 

[UncleLarry]

Just so everyone knows, I called yesterday and picked up the mower today. She asked me a bunch of personal questions for some odd reason, such as " what is your address". When I got there it didn't start at all, so I offered $120 and Barb immediately accepted it and went inside, and she didn't even help me haul it into my trailer. Chris did not come out. I'm probably going to try and fix it up and re-sell it in the spring for $440 or something.

To add on to this

Just so everyone knows, I called yesterday and picked up the mower today. She asked me a bunch of personal questions for some odd reason, such as " what is your address". When I got there Barb did everything she could to stop me from testing it mumbling " it works fine $550 is a good price", and it didn't start at all, so I offered $120 and Barb immediately accepted it and went inside, and she didn't even help me haul it into my trailer. Chris did not come out. I'm probably going to try and fix it up and re-sell it in the spring for $440 or something.

Just so everyone knows, I called yesterday and picked up the mower today. She asked me a bunch of personal questions for some odd reason, such as " what is your address". When I got there Barb did everything she could to stop me from testing it mumbling " it works fine $550 is a good price", and it didn't start at all, so I offered $120 and Barb immediately accepted it and went inside, and she didn't even help me haul it into my trailer. Chris did not come out.
Update- I will probably paint it yellow and name it Sonichu, I'll upload pics when I get off work.

As much as I hate the idea of giving the Chandlers any money if you manage to get Barb to sell fatties toys then thats a fucking win in my book.

she said she was going to call the pawn shop and ask about it, I told her that the old nes and Super Nintendo games cold fork up to $20 a peice. Knowing the pawn shops, they will probably give her half what it's all worth. But to Barb that's still money.


His Wii u and ps4 should get her a few hundred

 

[Slowinthemind]

His Wii u and ps4 should get her a few hundred

I am going to pray to GodBear this happens.

 

[Aldora]

I think it's a little bit cruel to sell Chris's stuff, when 95% of the horde and debt belong to Barb.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The mower is no longer for sale. I called yesterday and picked up the mower today. She asked me a bunch of personal questions for some odd reason, such as " what is your address". When I got there Barb did everything she could to stop me from testing it mumbling " it works fine $550 is a good price", and it didn't start at all, so I offered $120 and Barb immediately accepted it and went inside, and she didn't even help me haul it into my trailer. Chris did not come out. I also informed Barb that i was aware of the vast amount of toys and games Chris has, and that she should take them and pawn them to pay her debts. She said " that stuff wouldn't sell", but I told her that there's a huge market for Legos and retro games and newer games could get her thousands of dollars. Expect a begging video when Barb pawns Chris's toys.
Update- I will probably paint it yellow and name it Son-chu 2. I'll upload pics when I get off work.

So much for no haggle, Chris.
I bet 14 BC was a real social hotspot while you were there; can you give us any intel about Chris' friends and what type of vehicles they drive?

I can't believe Chris and Barb were actually thinking they were going to scam someone out of 595 dollars for a hunk of junk that did not work.
Of course Barb did not help you haul it into your trailerr; she's a geriatric woman withered through years of scamming and taking care of a manbaby.

I think it's a little bit cruel to sell Chris's stuff, when 95% of the horde and debt belong to Barb.

Well, it's never too late to try and teach Chris about the real world.

So, why did Chris just repost the ad on facebook, maybe he's trying to run another scam?

 

[AnOminous]

I can't believe Chris and Barb were actually thinking they were going to scam someone out of 595 dollars for a hunk of junk that did not work.

Why not? Don't you remember when Blarb tried to rip people off with a BMW with a cracked engine block?

 

[Garfieldchu]

Have the Chandlers ever been to a tractor pull? Could a tractor pull their collective weight?

 

[timtommy]

I think it's a little bit cruel to sell Chris's stuff, when 95% of the horde and debt belong to Barb.

There is no question that the whole thing is incredibly fucked. If you ever feel that Chris is getting away with too much or is too lucky, remember that his mother is a crazy old lady who clutters up a perfectly nice home to live in beyond recognition, badgers him to "take care of her" in silly ways, constantly pressures him for money, and makes his life a permanent guilt trip.

I don't use it to excuse his general shittiness, just to refute the idea that he is "lucky". You have to tot up whatever breaks he gets against the autism and that batshit crazy woman.

So much for no haggle, Chris.

I do have some sympathy for the' "no haggle" stance that he takes. As we know, any attempt to operate online by Chris will be trolled. Opening himself up to a back and forth could go wrong. So he just wants to be able to say "that's the price. Give me the money and you get the object. If not go away."

Of course, then you can't open with high amounts. If you want quick and dirty, as is, no back and forth sales, you have to give people pretty good deals.

 

[AnOminous]

Of course, then you can't open with high amounts. If you want quick and dirty, as is, no back and forth sales, you have to give people pretty good deals.

As this latest example shows, the Chandlers are a family of scammers and never offer anyone good deals. You have to assume they're selling garbage and make them a garbage offer.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I told her ... thousands of dollars.

Dangling imaginary dollar bills in front of Barb is genius. Well played.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I do have some sympathy for the' "no haggle" stance that he takes. As we know, any attempt to operate online by Chris will be trolled. Opening himself up to a back and forth could go wrong. So he just wants to be able to say "that's the price. Give me the money and you get the object. If not go away."

Of course, then you can't open with high amounts. If you want quick and dirty, as is, no back and forth sales, you have to give people pretty good deals.

The only reason Chris takes a no haggle stance is because he is always trying to get something for absolutely nothing, and his shenanigans exemplify this. Chris probably just got tired and told himself, "I'm not good at scamming like mudder, she can take over da family business", except Barb got her floppy butt cheeks handed to her as well.

As this latest example shows, the Chandlers are a family of scammers and never offer anyone good deals. You have to assume they're selling garbage and make them a garbage offer.

Oh yes, trying to sell 25 cent video tapes on Ebay for thousands, scamming people on etsy, and even Chris' paid requests are shit.
Scammers believe they are entitled to your money without having to work for it.

Dangling imaginary dollar bills in front of Barb is genius. Well played.

Maybe she asked this person for their address because she thought they might be dangling some imaginary bananas wherever they live.....lol, I know Barb is probably just paranoid and wanted this person's address as insurance.

 

[TiggerNits]

The mower is no longer for sale. I called yesterday and picked up the mower today. She asked me a bunch of personal questions for some odd reason, such as " what is your address". When I got there Barb did everything she could to stop me from testing it mumbling " it works fine $550 is a good price", and it didn't start at all, so I offered $120 and Barb immediately accepted it and went inside, and she didn't even help me haul it into my trailer. Chris did not come out. I also informed Barb that i was aware of the vast amount of toys and games Chris has, and that she should take them and pawn them to pay her debts. She said " that stuff wouldn't sell", but I told her that there's a huge market for Legos and retro games and newer games could get her thousands of dollars. Expect a begging video when Barb pawns Chris's toys.
Update- I will probably paint it yellow and name it Son-chu 2. I'll upload pics when I get off work.

Yo, @Marvin is there any truth to this?