Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Wargarbl]

With the additional information given by 6degrees, I feel bad for Sam. I'm aware he should probably have seen major red flags when a recently post-partum dead-eyed pork witch love bombed him, but given his situation and other mental factors, I can understand his plight.

However, I wouldn't close the book on Becky's hold over Sam yet. Becky never lets a cuck escape without unloading her entire arsenal first.

Also LOL at Becky totally quitting Xitter forever, only to continue posting like nothing happened. ETA: Apparently she is posting on BlueSky, I just didn't notice the subtle format difference. MB.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

Well, once he meets the parents, he is going to want to not keep secrets about other stuff, too, like their plans for a baby. Becky's parents will likely be horrified that Becky is cucking the husband yet again, this time for someone she barely knows.

Additionally, this ensures her parents don't believe her troon roommate is just a roommate. If a woman's fucking three guys in the household, her claim she isn't also fucking the fourth is very sus. I wonder if our kiwi leak knows whether there's any hanky panky going on between the troonmate and any other household residents?

Oh hey, I guess she won't have to tell them, after all.

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Yo, Sam! Come over and tell us everything! We'll even stop making fun of your dandruff!

Doesn’t he live with them now? What a nightmare.

 

[sarna]

She's still his mommy on Fetlife, but I'll keep an eye on that.

Also LOL at Becky totally quitting Xitter forever, only to continue posting like nothing happened.

To be very slightly fair, this was posted on Bluesky. She has still successfully gone cold Twitter turkey for the last 36 hours or whatever. Watch this space.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Highly doubt the dumping will stick - she's gonna lovebomb the shit out of this dude to get him back in line. She needs his rent money if nothing else.

What a delightful shitshow. Getting dumped in her own house by a dude who wouldn't be a pity-fuck for most women is just what Becky deserves. Either way - they make up, they don't - it's gonna be hilarious. It was high time she got a cuck who did more than say "yes, dear" and scroll porn.

Not to defend SAD, because he deserves any and all of this for not Googling someone he's dating who says she's got "crazy stalkers," but he DID take Becky around to his whole family, didn't he? He had to tell them all he was fucking a blue hair manatee with two husbands and fuck buddies in the wings. She made him do all that and then never intended to tell Mami and Papi that she's got a new partner? If SAD called her out on her hypocrisy - about how she's an "open" Polyamorist but won't tell her parents because she wants their money - I'd be so tickled. How dare he not just accept the party line and stay in line?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Maybe he’s not as tarded as we’d suspected. If he’s smart he’ll run before he wakes up in ten years fat and lethargic, still clinging on to his portion of the blue haired sea hag. I can’t imagine anything more horrific than realizing you wasted the prime years of your life glued to a dead end. If he wants kids and a family of his own one day he’d do well to keep far away from Becky. I understand the rebound but shit man you don’t gotta knock up the first slam pig who throws herself at you, maybe if he stopped hanging around deadbeats like Becky he’d meet a nice nerdy girl to settle down with. One who doesn’t brag about using him for his money, or shit on him performatively for social media.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

Maybe he’s not as tarded as we’d suspected. If he’s smart he’ll run before he wakes up in ten years fat and lethargic, still clinging on to his portion of the blue haired sea hag. I can’t imagine anything more horrific than realizing you wasted the prime years of your life glued to a dead end. If he wants kids and a family of his own one day he’d do well to keep far away from Becky. I understand the rebound but shit man you don’t gotta knock up the first slam pig who throws herself at you, maybe if he stopped hanging around deadbeats like Becky he’d meet a nice nerdy girl to settle down with. One who doesn’t brag about using him for his money, or shit on him performatively for social media.

Where is he going to go if he leaves Becky? Back to his abusive father? Can he afford rent on his own?

Either way, the dude can’t meet a cute nerd girl while living with and being chained to Becky. Any girl would see that and read it as a big red flag. Being with Becky takes his odds of entering a healthy, fulfilling relationship to ZERO.

The guy better start looking for roommates online or something. And maybe get a good therapist - one that doesn’t mindlessly cheerlead bad behavior if it aligns with an agenda. (Honestly, “Christian” therapists are better because they don’t mindlessly cheer tranny and poly shit. They also don’t bring up religion in sessions unless prompted. I’m half way convinced the Christian label is used to avoid the controversy of using common sense.)

 

[6degreesofkevinbacon]

In typical Becky fashion, she left out that she asked him to stay with his dad while her parents are here so she can pretend he doesn’t exist. Doesn’t matter that the dad is abusive or that he pays rent.

MTF took Sam’s side which is the only reason Becky said he could stay. She claims she can’t introduce Sam so early because she didn’t do the same for Daniel.

Daniel and Jack have told Sam to baby and appease Becky to keep the peace. If he doesn’t do that, they will end up splitting. But right now, they’re together, this is just typical BPD cycling which she has done plenty of before.

Sam’s mother left him when he was a kid and he’s got some siblings. His brother committed suicide which lead to the dad being an alcoholic. It explains the mommy fetish and illness. I think he’s in social services to protect and help kids since he wasn’t.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Either way, the dude can’t meet a cute nerd girl while living with and being chained to Becky. Any girl would see that and read it as a big red flag. Being with Becky takes his odds of entering a healthy, fulfilling relationship to ZERO.

even if he went back to dads house, it wouldn’t be as much of a turn off to a prospective partner than the realization that his self esteem is so low that he would share a woman who looks like Becky. Hell maybe his forever lady is out there at home with mom still, they could move out together.

Daniel and Jack have told Sam to baby and appease Becky to keep the peace. If he doesn’t do that, they will end up splitting.

”you’re gonna lose her bro” the absolute state of the cucks is breathtaking sometimes. If Sam sticks around after this, and lets her cuck him out of the house he’s paying to live in, he deserves everything coming to him lol. The irony ain’t lost on me that mtf was the only one with the balls to ask Becky wtf she was thinking.

As far as the excuse about Daniel not meeting mami and papi so soon, didn’t he threaten her mother with physical violence? Didn’t she make a shitty tweet thinking it was so cute? Like “omg my man is so protective over me, he says I can’t even bring him around my parents because he’ll beat my moms ass if she gets sideways on me”

Edit: the cucks getting territorial and trying to put Sam on the outside looking in is also hilarious. I think it’s half keeping the peace for Becky and half “we were here first”. It’s not too late to elevate himself above these two absolute worms, which way western man?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Daniel and Jack have told Sam to baby and appease Becky to keep the peace.

Does she have some kind of magic talisman that keeps these Cucks in line? Is it a "misery loves company" thing that keeps them from hissing out the side of their mouth "run, dude, just fuckin run."

That the cucks not only STAY but encourage other dudes to do the same is so far the best evidence I've seen that Becky may be an actual witch.

God, I hope SAD sees that this is just the first of what's going to be tons of these kinds of nonsensical Beckyverse rules being applied to him. I disagree with other Kiwis that such a broken, ugly dude is gonna find someone else to settle down with or whatever, but surely with his pathology and family history, being around a narcissist hedonist who screeches "suicide!" every five minutes cannot improve his lot in life. He needs to get away from Becky, cut his hair, buy a lint roller for the cat hair, do intensive therapy and join some kind of group physical activity to get his self-worth back.

I don't say it lightly, but Becky's kinda predatory here. More than I gave her credit for. She found a guy with Mommy AND Daddy issues with a dead-from-suicide brother and such a deep fear of being cheated on he's taking a preemptive strike by being with a whore.

If he's not also a BPD nightmare (with that childhood, it wouldn't be shocking), which I'm still hoping for.

Edit: I love that we all called it and they're already back together with Sam sucking up to Becky. How fucking EMBARRASSING to be nearly 40 and posting about your breakup-makeups on Bluesky.

 

[Wargarbl]

In typical Becky fashion, she left out that she asked him to stay with his dad while her parents are here so she can pretend he doesn’t exist. Doesn’t matter that the dad is abusive or that he pays rent.

We all knew there was more to the story (100% vintage Becky to lie by omission), but I thought AT MOST she was going to pretend he was a friend renting a room to help with the budget to avoid parental discussion. Which would still raise some questions with an infant in the house. I had no idea she was crazy enough to ask a paying tenant to leave the house at her arbitrary whim.

Jesus, Becky, that's straight up illegal. And not just "California illegal", like all 50 states illegal.

How tf do Becky's parents not know about Sam anyway? Her social media is public and we know some relatives (that probably hate her) keep up with her dumbshit postings (reference: the "FAMILY MEMBERS THAT READ POSTS WITHOUT MY CONSENT ARE TWITTER-RAPING ME!!!!1" lolfest she posted a while back). Meaning word should have already gotten back to them that their hambeast whore daughter brought a FetLife fuckbuddy into the house to live with their infant granddaughter.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

In typical Becky fashion, she left out that she asked him to stay with his dad while her parents are here so she can pretend he doesn’t exist. Doesn’t matter that the dad is abusive or that he pays rent.

MTF took Sam’s side which is the only reason Becky said he could stay. She claims she can’t introduce Sam so early because she didn’t do the same for Daniel.

Daniel and Jack have told Sam to baby and appease Becky to keep the peace. If he doesn’t do that, they will end up splitting. But right now, they’re together, this is just typical BPD cycling which she has done plenty of before.

Bex knows Mami is gonna give her shit for having a new man about the house with Hannah and likely will also call her out for neglecting the baby's needs as well.

I wonder if they had the trans roomie "move out" for last visit. I feel like Mami would of called that out if she was aware of it.

Sam needs to know. Bex is at her worst when her parents visit. She will boomerang back demanding extra care once it's done

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Ahahaha

She deleted the "skeet" that said he dumped her.

Her Bluesky timeline(?) as of nowish. The dumped post was right under the bit blaming monogamist for her inability to treat people as anything but pawns or objects.

Spoiler: PS

I fucking HATE writing "skeet." Of course Becky moved to a site where her blatherings are called an early aughts slang for jizzing everywhere.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

jeez, sounds intense! but no worries, so-called "fun" isn't as important as learning these troubling but valuable truths

Doesn't ruin my fun. Becky found a nonverbal pants-shitter this time. She should start writing to prisoners, there's nowhere to go but up.

Maybe he’s not as tarded as we’d suspected. If he’s smart he’ll run before he wakes up in ten years fat and lethargic, still clinging on to his portion of the blue haired sea hag. I can’t imagine anything more horrific than realizing you wasted the prime years of your life glued to a dead end. If he wants kids and a family of his own one day he’d do well to keep far away from Becky. I understand the rebound but shit man you don’t gotta knock up the first slam pig who throws herself at you, maybe if he stopped hanging around deadbeats like Becky he’d meet a nice nerdy girl to settle down with. One who doesn’t brag about using him for his money, or shit on him performatively for social media.

We'll know if he's really making a break for it if Becky starts making rape allegations.

As far as the excuse about Daniel not meeting mami and papi so soon, didn’t he threaten her mother with physical violence? Didn’t she make a shitty tweet thinking it was so cute? Like “omg my man is so protective over me, he says I can’t even bring him around my parents because he’ll beat my moms ass if she gets sideways on me”

Better, Mami and Papi didn't respect her pronouns at the time so Daniel stepped up and threatened them. She claimed Jackson had to hold him back. I don't even remember what her pronouns were at the time. I bet Papi could take the fat Kraut faggot, and Mami definitely could. This was at a Disney restaurant, I believe. Bex was very upset, but still remembered to take photos of the meal and post them on twitter for all the plebes to wonder at and envy.

Sorry for double-post.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

So she kept up the posts about the ultimatum but deleted the dumped one. The ride never ends, truly.

 

[sarna]

Ahahaha

She deleted the "skeet" that said he dumped her.

I had a feeling we might have been watching a sort of indirect conversation between the two of them.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Doesn't ruin my fun. Becky found a nonverbal pants-shitter this time. She should start writing to prisoners, there's nowhere to go but up.

Give me the puzzle pieces, but @lindsayfan was writing a bit of hyperbole about Sam there - it's not the actual quote from @6degreesofkevinbacon and so it's not actually canon in the Beckyverse that Sam is a nonverbal pants-shitter.

He's just a very greasy, dandruff-covered, traumatized, suicidal, swarthy, hairy Mommy fetishist. That's all.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

He's just a very greasy, dandruff-covered, traumatized, suicidal, swarthy, hairy Mommy fetishist. That's all.

For now. Who can tell what the future will reveal?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

If the breakup is already over, Sam did himself a huge favor with it, in all likelihood. Showing that he's willing to discard her is one of the only cards he can play that will make Becky work to keep him. Sure, it can backfire and result in immediate splitting and devaluation, but sometimes you gotta play the cards you have.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

If he had anything on the ball or anything going for him, he wouldn't be in this situation in the 1st place.

 

[lindsayfan]

when sam hangs himself in one of the mcmansion's 13 purple-painted bedrooms this thread's gonna hit a new gear