Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Neko GF]

ELK BURGERS - EXOTIC MEATS​

(10/19/2024)

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Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=h2vZTYWwRn8

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[abobe]

ELK BURGERS - EXOTIC MEATS​

(10/19/2024)

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[Falcon Sebben]

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Okay I will give Fatty props on this for getting the entire gator which needs to be butchered and all that and not just buying the meat.

But of course it's his friend that's doing it and not him so I take the points back.

Also that emoji still looks like he's assuming the position ready to suck on a big, fat dick.

prediction: jack's gonna pull multiple soyfaces and do a bunch of faggy pantomimes of amazement at how cuhhhRAZY it is to eat gator, then do something dreadful to it involving a slow cooker/pressure cooker, a mountain of other ingredients and only one or two tiny shreds of gator meat, then will take a single bite covering his mouth like a coy anime girl and say "it's ok, but i wouldn't do it again."

"oh my gosh, guys" over/under = 3

i am far from a vegan but i like gators as animals & that one definitely died for NOTHING

He said it would be "gator bites" so I'm guessing it's either chunks that are breaded / battered and then deep fried or ground, formed into balls and then breaded / battered and deep fried.

There's going to be something deep fried is the point.

But even still he's going to titter behind his hand and say how he liked it.

Gator's not bad. It kinda tastes like slightly fishy chicken with a more chewy almost rubbery texture. But once you've tried it... there's really no need to try it again.

ELK BURGERS - EXOTIC MEATS​

(10/19/2024)

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And finally elk is a decent meat for burgers and sausages. It's like a mild beef flavor. I find it almost sweet. But it's very lean. But once again they fuck these things up by putting cold cheese on a barely warm burger.

 

[Puggers]

That looks so uncanny. Like a dude wearing a latex mask with his actual glasses over it.

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[AnOminous]

And finally elk is a decent meat for burgers and sausages. It's like a mild beef flavor. I find it almost sweet. But it's very lean. But once again they fuck these things up by putting cold cheese on a barely warm burger.

I hate that shit, not the elk, the cheese thing. I always add the cheese while it's still on the skillet, put a pizza pan over the skillet, turn off the heat, and give it a couple minutes to melt. (Or on a grill just close it.)

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I hate that shit, not the elk, the cheese thing. I always add the cheese while it's still on the skillet, put a pizza pan over the skillet, turn off the heat, and give it a couple minutes to melt. (Or on a grill just close it.)

There used to be a burger place I'd go to but I never ordered the cheeseburger because they'd just take a mound of shreddy cheese and put it on top like that. Fucking nasty.

Whenever I make a cheeseburger... like I did yesterday, the cheese goes on right after I flip it. Onto the patty. Let it melt as the bottom cooks and if necessary stick a cover on it to make sure the cheese melts properly.

Who the hell actually likes eating cold cheese on a burger? The texture is just gross.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Who the hell actually likes eating cold cheese on a burger? The texture is just gross.

Me. I like the contrast of the hot bacon and bison patty with the cold tomato, simple guac and cheese.

 

[The Stranger]

ELK BURGERS - EXOTIC MEATS​

(10/19/2024)

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For some reason he deleted the video and re-uploaded:

https://youtu.be/euNdEklbqOg

 

[AnOminous]

Me. I like the contrast of the hot bacon and bison patty with the cold tomato, simple guac and cheese.

I like cold tomato, not cheese though. I want it melted. I'll sometimes use the lid method to melt the cheese over the tomato, though. When I use fresh tomato on a burger, I get kind of ridiculous and put an absurdly thick slice on either side, and when I can, it's straight from a sunny garden.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

ELK BURGERS - EXOTIC MEATS​

(10/19/2024)

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This Slingblade soundin' retarded fat sack of shit is such a predictable faggot. Right, Jagoff is laughably un-selfaware every day of his life, no doubt. Including going back to the green kitchen days.

But has it been said he's such a weak idiot to be a prisoner of the moment all the time too?

Puts the chunk of elk burger into his mouth then less than a half second in, covers his mouth with that mati tee hee hee: Duh I tasde id already. Id gud guyz id mutch bedder than hambooger guyz. Id real gud!!

Uh huh. Like this sloth would choose a 95/5 elk burger over a 75/25 beef one. Well ... who am I kidding, he'd certainly cram both of them straight down his throat one right after the other.

And again: can't wait to hear next week his excuse/non-mention on why PI Paul jewed out of doing the gator vid with him as promised. You know that's a comin'

 

[AnOminous]

Uh huh. Like this sloth would choose a 95/5 elk burger over a 75/25 beef one. Well ... who am I kidding, he'd certainly cram both of them straight down his throat one right after the other.

The elk burger probably is actually much better for the "carnivore diet" Jack pretends to be doing, even though he actually isn't doing it and it isn't even a good idea anyway.

 

[Marc]

That looks so uncanny. Like a dude wearing a latex mask with his actual glasses over it.

It looks like Brian Cox or Rip Torn portraying Jack in some cheesedick Ben Stiller comedy.

 

[Banks Davenport]

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Holy fuck. This man is the same age as Vin Diesel and Will Ferrell. He's melting like butter.

 

[p1138]

I hate that shit, not the elk, the cheese thing. I always add the cheese while it's still on the skillet, put a pizza pan over the skillet, turn off the heat, and give it a couple minutes to melt. (Or on a grill just close it.)

Fatty has been doing this shit as a job for almost 2 decades, and will never figure out how to melt cheese onto a fucking burger.

 

[Sneedmiser]

ELK BURGERS - EXOTIC MEATS​

(10/19/2024)

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Deer retains some color when it's fully cooked as a patty, unlike beef. However, this is completely raw. No wonder Jack deleted the video, his friend probably spent the next day vomiting is guts out (if he was lucky).

 

[p1138]

Deer retains some color when it's fully cooked as a patty, unlike beef. However, this is completely raw. No wonder Jack deleted the video, his friend probably spent the next day vomiting is guts out (if he was lucky).

he re-uploaded it, and it's still showing them eating raw patties with the moustache guy eating a cold slice of cheese on his.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

The left side of Jack's brain is mush and that is where haters live rent free in his head. The lengths he will go to keep up appearances is remarkable. Notice the start of the video where Jack is standing next to his guest and he can't even turn to face him. That's because he is only standing with the assistance of the countertop supporting his entire gut; even if he turned his neck fully to the left he would not be able to make eye contact with his guest. Now, he lies shamelessly to people on facebook that he walks around at home even though all the pictures he posts from home incidentally show Tammy's gigantic ass in the background clearly proving that he rides the scootypuff at home. Then you have the matter of his fake carnivore diet. He is still acting like thats a thing even though the haters found out he gave up on it like 10 months ago.

 

[AltisticRight]

This fat sack of shit is just playing with food now. The burger looks horrible and inedible.

I have been reading up on freeze dryers recently, they're not just expensive, they also require somewhat unconventional maintenance routines,

https://www.trimleaf.com/pages/harvest-right-freeze-dryer-maintenance-cleaning

So after using it, it's recommended to have it disinfected and the oil in the pumps need to be changed every now and then, if it uses oil at all.
I wonder what the state of Scalfatty's freeze dryer is now. We know he's too fat useless and lazy to even wipe down a barbeque grill. That machine is probably now infested with God-knows-what pathogens, it might just create another pandemic with all the fucked up meats he's been playing with recently.

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I want to see that bitmoji skinned and laid on a chopping board.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I want to see that bitmoji skinned and laid on a chopping board.

I've never used Bitmoji and I don't know how customizable they are. His new 3d Bitmoji looks like he took a young female model, picked "bald" and put a goatee on it. Even in a cartoon, at that level of detail you'd expect some masculine contours, maybe wrinkles if they have age categories.

Did Jack make it look like that on purpose, or is it just a combination of stubby fingers, low vision and no patience?

 

[TV's Adam West]

Agreed, but he's definitely not a power bottom, that would imply him putting in some work and being actively engaged etc as opposed to the passive, lazy, sack of crap he is.

Just get on, while he lay motionless. You can tell he came when the gunt stops moving.