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ELK BURGERS - EXOTIC MEATS​

(10/19/2024)

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Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=h2vZTYWwRn8


Oh Jesus look at Jacks new boomer butt buddy the wood polisher.


This guy must be at ever little local fair or home show with his silly tree rounds with laser cut police, firefighter, emt, dispatcher, linemen, dog catcher, veeeeeeetnammmmmm mannnnnn veteran, desert war vet, lives mattter logs.
 
Minor points and obvious ones but:
1) Jack shows why he's so bad at working on a show with someone else right away. He compliments the guy's cutting boards, that's cool, but then once the guy mentions screwing up a previous attempt at cooking Elk, Jack just immediately says he overcooked them and continues instead of laughing along with the guy and just being like "ha ha, man it happens to all of us for sure. Maybe you overcooked them, it's easy with Elk and here's why" and then move on. But no, he basically just implies this guy sucks at cooking (whether true or not, it's an impersonal/unfriendly vibe).

2) I know nothing more about cooking or the flavor or Elk that before this video. The whole point, I assume, of exotic meat videos is educating viewers on "how is this different from chicken/beef/fish etc".
 

ELK BURGERS - EXOTIC MEATS​

(10/19/2024)

Original:
it looks like jack deleted the original video and uploaded a new one? the exact same length, who knows why.
 

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I like cold tomato, not cheese though. I want it melted. I'll sometimes use the lid method to melt the cheese over the tomato, though. When I use fresh tomato on a burger, I get kind of ridiculous and put an absurdly thick slice on either side, and when I can, it's straight from a sunny garden.
Garden tomatoes are the best. Those things you find in supermarkets called "tomatoes" are picked green, subjected to ethylene gas to artificially "ripen" them which does give the color and texture you want but not the flavor. They're kinda bland but a summer tomato that has ripened naturally? So good.

Minor points and obvious ones but:
1) Jack shows why he's so bad at working on a show with someone else right away. He compliments the guy's cutting boards, that's cool, but then once the guy mentions screwing up a previous attempt at cooking Elk, Jack just immediately says he overcooked them and continues instead of laughing along with the guy and just being like "ha ha, man it happens to all of us for sure. Maybe you overcooked them, it's easy with Elk and here's why" and then move on. But no, he basically just implies this guy sucks at cooking (whether true or not, it's an impersonal/unfriendly vibe).

2) I know nothing more about cooking or the flavor or Elk that before this video. The whole point, I assume, of exotic meat videos is educating viewers on "how is this different from chicken/beef/fish etc".
It's a VERY lean meat so it's easy for it to dry out hence get overcooked. The secret is you either add some fat like grated cold butter or you cut it with a fattier meat like beef or pork. His burger was rare in the middle meaning it wasn't cooked enough. It should have been medium at most.
 
Garden tomatoes are the best. Those things you find in supermarkets called "tomatoes" are picked green, subjected to ethylene gas to artificially "ripen" them which does give the color and texture you want but not the flavor. They're kinda bland but a summer tomato that has ripened naturally? So good.


It's a VERY lean meat so it's easy for it to dry out hence get overcooked. The secret is you either add some fat like grated cold butter or you cut it with a fattier meat like beef or pork. His burger was rare in the middle meaning it wasn't cooked enough. It should have been medium at most.
yellow pear tomatoes are the best! warm from the sun, popped right in your mouth while you work the garden!
 
That elk burger is way undercooked. Burgers use ground meat, which should always be cooked thoroughly. The bacteria that causes food poisoning lives on the surface, so when the meat gets ground, it goes all over, so you really want to make sure your burger is cooked enough. Your burger shouldn't be bleeding red. Burgers might "bleed" grease, but it should be grease and not the blood (well, not blood but myoglobin). Since elk is lean, it shouldn't lean anything unless you cut it with another meat or add oil to it.
 
I hate that shit, not the elk, the cheese thing. I always add the cheese while it's still on the skillet, put a pizza pan over the skillet, turn off the heat, and give it a couple minutes to melt. (Or on a grill just close it.)
You think he's doing it beyond just the fact he's a lazy fat sack of shit? Like you think he actually prefers his cheese cold due to his broken texture preferrences?

Because I'd buy that. He mixes in unmeltable cheeses like ricotta into spicy spaghetti sauces and likes his ribs raw for the snap. Dude's a legit freak.

As for the elk burger, it's a standard raw hunk of flesh from him; it's not really that interesting. The only thing of interest would've been if he actually got poisoned by it since who knows what that creature went through before becoming hamburger but that did not happen. It's damning that his exotic meat videos are only somewhat more visually interesting and horrifying to watch than that shitty freeze dry series he did.
 
You think he's doing it beyond just the fact he's a lazy fat sack of shit? Like you think he actually prefers his cheese cold due to his broken texture preferrences?

Because I'd buy that. He mixes in unmeltable cheeses like ricotta into spicy spaghetti sauces and likes his ribs raw for the snap. Dude's a legit freak.
I doubt fatty notices a difference. To him it's just MEAT AN CHEESE GUD
 
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Btw, I love all these so-called "friends" Jack puts in these EXOTIC MEATS videos. They look absolutely terrified and seem shocked when he calls them his buddy/friend. Feels like he either pulled them randomly off the streets or like he maybe met them once before and they just agreed to help him out because they (rightfully so) think he's mentally retarded.

Just look at their faces and body language:



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Btw, I love all these so-called "friends" Jack puts in these EXOTIC MEATS videos. They look absolutely terrified and seem shocked when he calls them his buddy/friend. Feels like he either pulled them randomly off the streets or like he maybe met them once before and they just agreed to help him out because they (rightfully so) think he's mentally retarded.
Just look at their faces and body language:
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I honestly think he lures them into with the "I have a big yoodooob channul"
 
He compliments the guy's cutting boards, that's cool, but then once the guy mentions screwing up a previous attempt at cooking Elk, Jack just immediately says he overcooked them and continues
Jack is inherently such a complete and utter dick that he can't even conceive of how a normal human would interact with another, and he was like that even before his severe brain damage.
Your burger shouldn't be bleeding red. Burgers might "bleed" grease, but it should be grease and not the blood (well, not blood but myoglobin). Since elk is lean, it shouldn't lean anything unless you cut it with another meat or add oil to it.
I know I sperg about this a fair amount, but sous vide is how you would want to do a medium-rare burger (but that thing is mooing or whatever elk do). The FDA, because its audience is morons, always gives the internal temperature that absolutely guarantees instant bacteria mega-death.

You don't really need to do that for proper food safety. You can do it at a lower temperature (maintaining the red color) but it takes a longer time, making sous vide the perfect way to do a medium-rare or rare burger if you want that.

The FDA for beef is 160 for ground anything, but the FDA is also assuming it's the usual mystery cow scenario where you could have meat from 10 cows in 10 countries for the same patty. It's 145(F) for something like steak, that is, something you know is from one specific cow, so if you get it ground by the butcher from a cut you picked, that's probably safe on the grill or stovetop.

But suppose you want it rare and also safe? Sous vide it. You can do it as low as 115, just do it for a couple hours. You really just have to denature the proteins (even bacteria need them) and that takes something like 105. I'd be a little leery of something like 105 because there are bacteria that can survive that indefinitely, but even 125 for a long enough time is going to kill almost all the shit you need to worry about.

I'm not saying you can't do a medium-rare burger on the stovetop, but I wouldn't do that with that tube mystery shit (actually I would never even use that crap) or grocery store ground beef, but I wouldn't even worry about it with a butcher grinding it from a chuck roast I picked.
You think he's doing it beyond just the fact he's a lazy fat sack of shit?
He's not just lazy, he's stupid as fuck. His "lazy man" recipes actually make things harder most of the time, and usually make things worse, often to the point of being inedible. Plus he has no taste, even before the brain damage, so he has no idea why his vile slop turns out so badly and instead of eating his own food, something someone who can actually cook does, he's constantly eating goyslop from strip mall shithole restaurants and fast food.
 
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Jack is inherently such a complete and utter dick that he can't even conceive of how a normal human would interact with another, and he was like that even before his severe brain damage.
But Jack is a nice guy, because he says so of course and goes to his mega church every Sunday, you're just a jealous hater
 
I honestly think he lures them into with the "I have a big yoodooob channul"
they're all bros from his lazer-lightshow megachurch men's group, is my guess. the fidgety fey one is obviously trying to repent from taking thick veiny cocks in his hairy holes and the walrus moustache wood rubber probably bad-touched his own niece.

note there is no link to the cutting boards in the description. jack is nothing if not consistent
 
note there is no link to the cutting boards in the description. jack is nothing if not consistent
Guy probably doesn't even have a website and just shows up at farmers markets and maybe has a booth at the county fair or whatever. Fatty did actually put the email address for him in the description down toward the bottom.
 
That elk burger is way undercooked. Burgers use ground meat, which should always be cooked thoroughly. The bacteria that causes food poisoning lives on the surface, so when the meat gets ground, it goes all over, so you really want to make sure your burger is cooked enough. Your burger shouldn't be bleeding red. Burgers might "bleed" grease, but it should be grease and not the blood (well, not blood but myoglobin). Since elk is lean, it shouldn't lean anything unless you cut it with another meat or add oil to it.
We're talking the same faggot that did a bison burger, said it was perfectly cooked, barely had any color on it and when he cut it open it was still raw. Not rare. Not bloody. I mean just raw.

And of course the cold cheese and the shitty teriyaki sauce he used to sell on top.
 
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