Money FB 12/19 Blarb is selling a tractor

[Marvin]

The only reason Chris takes a no haggle stance is because he is always trying to get something for absolutely nothing, and his shenanigans exemplify this. Chris probably just got tired and told himself, "I'm not good at scamming like mudder, she can take over da family business", except Barb got her floppy butt cheeks handed to her as well.

No, Chris takes a no haggle stance because he's retarded and gets talked into all sorts of stupid shit he permits negotiation. He knows that.

All the evidence suggests that Chris is fucking retarded and largely believes his stupid products are legitimately valuable. With notable exceptions, most of the time, he's not being intentionally dishonest, just retarded.

Yo, @Marvin is there any truth to this?

Not that I've heard. Though the ad's been taken down, so maybe that means something.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Not that I've heard. Though the ad's been taken down, so maybe that means something.

I was under the impression you have some kind of psychic link to Chris a la Magi-chan.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

If the mower is no longer for sale, as @UncleLarry says, why then Chris talks about it in a way that suggests that it still is?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

If the mower is no longer for sale, as @UncleLarry says, why then Chris talks about it in a way that suggests that it still is?

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He's been so busy acting out Pmurt murder scenarios with his Transformers that he doesn't know it's been sold.

 

[DragoonSierra]

To add on to this



she said she was going to call the pawn shop and ask about it, I told her that the old nes and Super Nintendo games cold fork up to $20 a peice. Knowing the pawn shops, they will probably give her half what it's all worth. But to Barb that's still money.

You account was created very recently.

 

[Slowinthemind]

You account was created very recently.

Well spotted, I have been rused again haven't I?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If the mower is no longer for sale, as @UncleLarry says, why then Chris talks about it in a way that suggests that it still is?

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Maybe they're trying to sell it twice like people in Detroit sell homes multiple times to multiple people. Either way, this wreaks of weenery.

Kim wants this tractor real bad, maybe it's for her Asian parents.

 

[UncleLarry]

He's been so busy acting out Pmurt murder scenarios with his Transformers that he doesn't know it's been sold.

I doubt he even knows I bought it. He may have been sleeping when I got there around 11. Or mabey they have 2 tractors and they are trying to scam someone else out of $600

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I doubt he even knows I bought it. He may have been sleeping when I got there around 11. Or mabey they have 2 tractors and they are trying to scam someone else out of $600

Still waiting for proof of purchase btw.

 

[UncleLarry]

Maybe they're trying to sell it twice like people in Detroit sell homes multiple times to multiple people. Either way, this wreaks of weenery.

Report their post on Craigslist for scamming. Barb didn't want me to test it and practicality tried to snag the cash out of my hand. I tested it and it didn't even start, so I offered $120 and was on my way.

After a nice cleaning, it's looking good. God damn thing doesn't start though. Time to fix it up, paint it yellow , and it can zap my yard to the extreme!

 

[Sanae is a slut]

Something tells me that mower is being sold in mint condition, given the overall state of the 14BC yard.

I dunno, just me I guess.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's possible that Barb is hiding money from Chris, and I don't blame her.

 

[Aldora]

It's possible that Barb is hiding money from Chris, and I don't blame her.

Meh, I think it should be the other way around.

 

[Marvin]

After a nice cleaning, it's looking good. God damn thing doesn't start though. Time to fix it up, paint it yellow , and it can zap my yard to the extreme!

Let's see some proof.

 

[Slowinthemind]

After a nice cleaning, it's looking good. God damn thing doesn't start though. Time to fix it up, paint it yellow , and it can zap my yard to the extreme!

If you cleaned it why is it still covered in weeds and grass?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Let's see some proof.

This. I demand to see the CWC-autographed certificate of TRUE and HONEST authenticity.

 

[UncleLarry]

If you cleaned it why is it still covered in weeds and grass?

Considering the fact that it doesn't start, I had to Manuely push it through my yard, hence it being covered in grass

This. I demand to see the CWC-autographed certificate of TRUE and HONEST authenticity.

Sorry buddy, the " CWC" did not come out. Only Barb. No certificate

Let's see some proof.

I provided a photo. Call Barb and ask her. Wait... Don't, she will lie and Say she has another one and when you go to get it she will try to grab your $600 like she did to me.

 

[Bassomatic]

I really want this to be real.

I have a hard time giving in now, more so with how nice shape it looks to be and able to haggle down blob so much.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I provided a photo.

We've had guys before who just snuck onto the Chandlers' lawn, took photos of garbage, and tried to pass it off as content. Look, you've got the tractor, just take another pic with a sign taped to it, or something put on the seat, or something. Easy.

 

[UncleLarry]

Here you go.