A friend of mine recently went to America and I have been stunned by what I have learned. - You niggers really need to explain this.

[RACISM]

He ordered a pint of lager somewhere and was given a little baby glass. Caused a fuss saying that's never a pint you scamming bastard. Turns out Americans have their own pints. Which are 20% smaller than the English ones.


What the actual fuck?
You can't just say it's a pint if it isn't a pint. Call it a fatmerican measure or something. What kind of nigger pulls this shit?

 

[urr13 account]

One way for them to avoid having this happen is to fuck off back to their gay little island.

 

[RACISM]

One way for them to avoid having this happen is to fuck off back to their gay little island.

Pure cope. Enjoy your tiny tiny pints.

 

[draggs]

we don't have to explain shit to br*t*sh

 

[Axiom.]

You either drink a pitcher or you don't drink at all, Bad Teeth.

 

[RACISM]

You either drink a pitcher or you don't drink at all, Bad Teeth.

Over here, a pitcher is 4 pints.
In America, where they drink like girlymen, that 4 pints would only be 3.2. Lmao. Pathetic.

 

[Whatevermancer]

I thought you were an american.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Good morrow, tavern proctor. Wouldst thou favorably procure a pint of your finest lager? My thirst is quite impeccable!

Harrumph! This pint is only the eightieth percentile of the queen's measure of the same moniker! I dare do say, the knicker I possess are in such a twist!

And what drivel is this that happens to be on the telly!? I have requested the current football match and this is an entirely different sporting event! Cor Blimey!

 

[draggs]

Over here, a pitcher is 4 pints.
In America, where they drink like girlymen, that 4 pints would only be 3.2. Lmao. Pathetic.

A standard American beer pitcher is 60 fluid ounces

A standard Br*t*sh beer pitcher is 63.9 fluid ounces

You ain't no Br*to*d. Which is a good thing

 

[Karen of Human Resources]

Ah America. Making shit out to be bigger than it is.

>"World Series"
>Literally nobody else gets non-troon males to plays ladies sports.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Learn freedom units if you’re gonna come to our paradise, eurotrash. Beer ain’t for getting drunk, we drink liquor like adults here

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

It was your friends fault for not bothering to learn American and the American way. Bar keepers here are not beholden to regulated sizes of glasses.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I'm sorry to hear that your friend was traumatized, but then couldn't you just order another beer if the first one wasn't big enough?

People from other countries complain when Americans make their food too big, they complain when Americans make it too small, there's no winning.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

There's a reason we left you faggots.
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!

 

[RACISM]

People from other countries complain when Americans make their food too big, they complain when Americans make it too small, there's no winning.

Serving an English man a pint that is only 80% of a pint is a direct invitation to violence. Don't give a fuck about the food but serve baby pints and you're asking to get chinned.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

And whats the deal with American pubs?? They call them bars!

 

[equinsu_ocha]

Learn freedom units if you’re gonna come to our paradise, eurotrash. Beer ain’t for getting drunk, we drink liquor like adults here

People drink beer to get drunk? Gross.

 

[Karen of Human Resources]

There's a reason we left you faggots.
1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!

Consider how wet the average English person is with how they accept infinite immigration from anywhere on the planet.

These bleeding hearts deported you.

Even they didn't want you and your bad spelling!

 

[Montalbane]

Eat shit eternal anglo
Or drink piss in this case

 

[MysticNovelbro]

we don't have to explain shit to br*t*sh